The Barefoot Bandit: High-Flying Crimes

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Along this latest stretch of his journey as he passed through from Western Washington

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into Oregon, he left a note at a Raymond Animal Hospital that read, "Drove By Had Some

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Extra Cash Please Use This Money For The Care Of The Animals."

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He signed it, "Colton Harris Moore In parentheses, aka The Barefoot Bandit, Kameno Island Washington."

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Ever heard of me? Ever heard of her?

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Hi Cassie. Hi Caitlyn. Hi creepy people. Hello! Hello! I've never really thought about it.

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I don't know why we wave, but I kind of like it. We wave because we're on camera now, so now we can wave to the camera and people on YouTube and Patreon see us.

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We feel like it's just like we don't know what to do with our hands.

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Well, we used to wave when we didn't have cameras, so that made no sense. That's true. True story guys.

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But now if you want to see us waving back at you, go to YouTube, join Patreon, add free, do the things, do all the things.

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Yeah. What do we weigh? Who are we? Yeah. We're going to get back to that, okay?

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It feels like pretty on-brand to just have an aside in the second sentence of the intro. That's just who we are.

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Five seconds in. It's fine. If you don't like that leaf, now get out now.

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How are you so glad?

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This is PNW Haunts and Homicides, where we chat about true crime, the paranormal.

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And all things spooky, we're going to do something spooky after recording today.

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Yes, we are. In the Pacific Northwest.

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I'm wearing this special cemetery necklace just for our little outing later.

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You know what else we do in these episodes?

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What?

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Tero readings at the end, just so we can get a little deeper insight into what we're talking about for the day.

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Yeah. That thing. It's fun. That old gal.

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All right. Are you ready?

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I have wine.

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Chapstick. Water. I think I'm prepared.

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I had to make sure I had my chapstick. Got the water.

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Okay. Yeah. We got all the necessities.

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Necessities?

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Yes. And we already said, "Asside your goodies for our other new show coming soonish."

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What?

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What?

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Is this breaking news right now? Are you just dropping this bomb on everybody?

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I feel like we've hinted at it.

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Kind of. I don't think we've actually said it was a new show.

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No. We haven't.

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Stay tuned.

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Stay tuned.

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Stay Titty-Tunid.

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Wow. Really on one with the titties today.

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I like titties. All right.

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She's all about it.

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Wow.

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All right. Look at her. She's getting a after it.

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Okay. We can get the sillies out.

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All right. And then we'll go to your probably serious episode.

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Well, it's not to say that this is a completely unserious episode, but it's a little bit more like-hearted.

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Okay. Well, I love that.

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Yeah. I like to.

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Do a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

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All right.

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Today, we're talking about someone who became somewhat of a folk hero during his teenage years.

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A modern-day teen Houdini.

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Oh, okay.

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I'm very intrigued.

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There's no magic involved.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, okay. Why would you bring up Houdini if there's no magic?

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I don't- that was just one of the nicknames that they gave him.

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So, Colton Harris Moore, also known as the Barefoot Bandit or Barefoot Burglar.

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Okay.

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Colton's story is one of adrenaline, reckless crime sprees, and some truly jaw-dropping crash landings and escapes.

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Okay.

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So buckle up like you're strapped in on a Boeing jet.

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Oh, God.

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I don't know if I want to be strapped in on a Boeing jet.

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I think I want a good escape, escape, escape plan.

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This is sounding like DB Cooper.

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I can't say that there aren't maybe slight similarities, but...

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Okay. I'm excited for this one.

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Yeah. I thought you would really like this one.

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In addition to digging through everything I could find online,

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I watched the Barefoot Bandit documentary as part of my research for this case.

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Ooh.

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Which is actually kind of cool.

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They do like part animated, like reenactment type scenes and stuff.

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There are some instances where they have like live action, like real actors doing reenactments of things as well,

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which I will say makes it a little bit confusing at first to try to figure out, like,

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But I really liked it.

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I really, really liked it.

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Colton's criminal activity began early.

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He was born to parents with addiction issues,

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and seemingly not a lot of resources.

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That's unfortunate.

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Yeah, it's not a great compo.

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But I feel like usually that's how that patterns out.

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Locals were shocked when they realized that it was none other than 10-year-old Colton Harris Moore,

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who'd broken into the Stanwood Elementary School on Camano Island.

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10 years old.

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Oh my God.

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I can't even imagine trying to break into something when I was 10.

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He was even known to hit hike at this tender age.

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I mean, I feel like living on an island in the Puget Sound at this point, probably that was,

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I mean, still not a safe thing to do.

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It wasn't safe to do, like, five decades prior, even, but yeah, but like in that sort of a smaller,

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more rural community.

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So young.

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I know.

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When Colton was still a young child, his dad began an awful cycle of coming and going,

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returning and then leaving again, which is not super healthy just because obviously I think

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whether you're a child or not, most people crave a little bit of stability in their life.

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Especially kids.

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They need that.

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Absolutely.

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Eventually, his father stepped completely out of the picture.

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He was a heavy drinker.

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Not so subtly hinting at alcoholism as a factor for their unstable home life.

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Well, it's probably got a good thing that he left.

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I mean, yeah.

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The whole thing.

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There's, it's kind of one of those things where like is it worse for the kid to grow up in

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an environment where someone is maybe having outbursts or they're seeing things related to,

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you know, issues with substances that they can't really process or is it better to deal with

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that, you know, the potential abandonment or I don't know.

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None of it's good.

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And you know what?

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We don't even have time to unpack it because my notes are super long today.

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I know.

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I mean, I don't want to unpack it.

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So it's fine.

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You're like, okay, moving on.

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Just like, I'm a sad.

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I know.

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Ultimately, Colton was raised by a single mother in a mobile home on the island.

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It may be that keeping himself fed was the initial or at least the primary driver to start

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with when it came to his criminal career as a kid.

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But it doesn't seem like we should write off shits and giggles or run of the mill rebellion

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in the face of an unstable home environment as sort of contributing factors.

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And not to say that that's an excuse per se, but, you know, we talk about this a lot where

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it's like understanding where this person is coming from and their background.

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You know, we can figure out ways to maybe, okay, how do we make that not a thing?

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But I feel like a lot of kids go through that thing where they're a little rebellious.

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Maybe they break into places here and there.

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Probably mostly like abandoned places, but I don't know.

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Abandoned places that can be really dangerous.

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Well, yes, so dangerous.

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But I'm just like, not for the intent of like harming anybody is kind of what I'm getting

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at.

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It's like, I feel like some kids are rebellious and they do that kind of thing, but they

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don't turn into like criminals in the end.

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Yes.

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Hardened, violent criminals.

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Yes.

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That's, I feel like the main priority.

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Like what's avoid that.

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As a teen dating back to April of 2008, he escaped from a juvenile housing facility in

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Renton, Washington.

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By that point, he was already becoming a menace in the region.

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Moo.

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Not like Dennis the menace, not like in a super cute kind of way.

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That's like, you know, lovable, brosglous.

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I wouldn't say harm.

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Foooo.

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But also not harmless.

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At six foot five and two hundred pounds.

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Holy sh-

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Owls.

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I know.

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I was like, oh, f*ck.

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That's big.

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I think that's why when I read that, I was a little bit confused because the reenactment actor

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that they had in some of the documentary clips.

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I was like, that kid, I guess that's why I.

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Wow.

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So when I read that, I was like, okay.

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Probably hard to find.

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Right?

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Right?

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This green eyed and now a well versed if barefoot burglar from Camano Island.

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Colton wasn't your average runaway.

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Doesn't sound like it.

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No.

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He’s in like the 90th percentile for height.

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I'm just kidding.

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I was just thinking, I'm like, he's like a kid.

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I feel like I think about it in terms of like, you know, like a pediatrician.

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I'm like, oh my god.

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You're going to keep growing like he's like, I don't think so.

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I think he probably talked out at that point.

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I don't know.

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Thus began the period that Colton, the barefoot burglar, lived on the lamb, camping in the woods

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primarily, lived on the lamb.

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Mm-hmm.

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What is on the lamb?

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What does that mean?

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You just, it's like running from the law.

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That's an old-timey way of saying they were like outlaws.

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That's interesting.

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Like what?

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I can't even picture like where that saying even came from.

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Like what does that even mean?

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Mom the lamb, doll.

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I don't get it.

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I feel like I definitely used that before in a case.

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Not just Gloucester, but I probably wasn't saying attention.

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That was where I was dissociating.

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I just want to make sure you cut onto the fact other than lived on the lamb.

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He was camping in the woods of the island.

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I thought you were saying lived off the land.

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I wonder if that's what I just feel like a chill man.

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I don't, I don't, computer.

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Okay, camping.

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Not a good place to camp, I feel like.

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I feel like, you know, it's similar in terms of like the climate and everything from here.

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It wasn't cold.

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Yeah, I would say arguably quite a bit wetter.

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Yeah.

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Way more wetter-er.

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I guess I don't know what time it will be here, but I just-

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Largely during like kind of the milder months of like spring and summer, but I mean this

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lasted more than- more than two seasons.

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Let me say.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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It lasted for quite some time.

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He had a particular set of skills and apparently detested footwear, like a bizarre mashup

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of Liam Neeson and Mowgli.

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Oh, okay.

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I feel like he was definitely probably neurospicy then.

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I think so.

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Yeah.

257
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:52,740
Yeah, I think there's some spice in there.

258
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That's a thing.

259
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,740
Yeah.

260
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,740
Not diagnosing, but yeah.

261
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,140
Sounds a little spicy.

262
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The skills section of his resume included breaking into homes and businesses, stealing credit

263
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cards and using them to purchase all sorts of things.

264
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GPS devices, bear mace, because you don't know if you're camping out.

265
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And because he's a teenage boy, we know that there had to be some porn in the mix, right?

266
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Couple playboys.

267
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That detail didn't always get a lot of playtime in the nightly news, but kind of cracked me

268
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up.

269
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I felt like I came across like sources that at least hinted at it or people in the documentary

270
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that like we're making kind of like joking comments about it.

271
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And I was like, yeah, he's a teenage boy with a credit card.

272
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Like, necessitated.

273
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:45,860
Wow.

274
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It all circles back.

275
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So he definitely could afford shoes.

276
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He just couldn't.

277
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He chose not to wear the shoes.

278
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Yeah.

279
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Yeah.

280
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Yeah.

281
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He could afford some shoes.

282
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He could have had Jimmy choose.

283
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Not in the woods, you can't.

284
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I mean, I feel like they make other types of footwear fancy, but maybe not with like a

285
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siletto.

286
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Anyways, that's beyond that.

287
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:09,780
Yeah.

288
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It's not the point.

289
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Eventually all the staples one would need to turn a tree house into a tree home.

290
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:23,180
Just a few things that he needed to survive in the dense woods of rural Washington.

291
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A live laugh love sign for his tree home.

292
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:26,620
Obviously.

293
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,620
Obviously.

294
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:33,740
Colton and a friend and I swear to God, I am not making this name up.

295
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He's one of the talking heads.

296
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He has the lower fifth.

297
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,580
He's got the, you know, the title.

298
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:42,900
Like this is, this is his name allegedly.

299
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,940
But it out.

300
00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:48,380
Harley Davidson Ironwing.

301
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,380
Wow.

302
00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,980
I like the Ironwing part.

303
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:52,980
That's pretty cool.

304
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,820
I know it sounds like Game of Thrones.

305
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:55,820
Yeah.

306
00:14:55,820 --> 00:15:01,700
Colton and a friend, Harley Davidson Ironwing, formed a burglary team.

307
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:08,020
And soon enough, Colton's exploits earned him a catchy nickname from the media.

308
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:11,180
It's unclear who exactly dubbed him Teen Houdini.

309
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:18,420
But news channel reporters, Marley Genter of Como 4 and Rob Pierci of King V's reporting

310
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would feature the nickname.

311
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,820
Wow.

312
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,820
They said it.

313
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,820
I don't know.

314
00:15:22,820 --> 00:15:23,820
Houdini.

315
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:24,820
Houdini.

316
00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:25,820
Oh.

317
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,820
Houdini.

318
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:27,820
Teen Houdini.

319
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Such a missed opportunity.

320
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,620
Kind of felt like a martini though.

321
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,620
Yeah.

322
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,620
So inappropriate.

323
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:36,620
For his situation probably.

324
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:39,220
I mean, yeah.

325
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:44,300
I guess it's not as bad as moniker's go, but I think it also sends a message about the

326
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:49,940
level of threat he was perceived to pose at least maybe initially.

327
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:53,460
So that made him sound less threatening than he actually was?

328
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:57,900
I feel like it was a little bit making light of it because it doesn't imply necessarily

329
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,900
criminality.

330
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:02,900
It's more like you say Houdini, I think dare double.

331
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,900
Perhaps a bit cheeky.

332
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:04,900
Yeah.

333
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,900
You know?

334
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:09,260
I feel like he's not typically associated with true crime.

335
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,260
Right.

336
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,260
I don't know.

337
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:14,180
I mean, let me know if there's something I should know about Houdini.

338
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,300
I feel like there's some stuff about Houdini.

339
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,620
I like sketchy.

340
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,620
I don't know.

341
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:21,140
I can't remember what it is, but there's something.

342
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,700
I feel like there are some things.

343
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,700
I wait.

344
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,340
Did he die trying to escape one of his things?

345
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,340
I think so.

346
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,340
Okay.

347
00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,340
Maybe that's one of them.

348
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,340
Yeah, maybe.

349
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,340
Yeah.

350
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,340
Like someone locked him in there.

351
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:33,820
And like someone did something shady to him.

352
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:34,820
Something shady.

353
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:42,060
However, the toning coverage would change over time as Colton would go on to elude the

354
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:47,460
authorities for roughly two years from this point forward.

355
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,460
Wow.

356
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:49,460
That's a long time.

357
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:50,460
Yeah.

358
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:54,900
Pretty successful on that whole run in a way and escaping the love.

359
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:59,300
That whole living on this lamb thing.

360
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:04,460
That's almost as long as the three-year sentence that he was supposed to be serving at

361
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:08,380
the time in that transitional juvenile detention facility.

362
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,420
Oh, he escaped.

363
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,420
Yeah.

364
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,300
That's where he escaped from.

365
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,300
And yeah.

366
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,300
Wow.

367
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:22,180
So Colton and Harley would take a vehicle at one of the island vacation homes that they'd

368
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,980
broken into for joy rides.

369
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:25,980
Here's the thing.

370
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:29,540
If you fuel it up, put it back in the exact right spot and maybe even do a little light

371
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,940
detailing.

372
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:35,820
Which apparently they did, the person might not notice.

373
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:39,620
Also I might not mind if you borrowed my car occasionally at that point.

374
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,620
Right.

375
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,100
If you're going to clean it and fill it up.

376
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:45,180
But I also don't drive a brand new Mercedes-Benz.

377
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,180
Wow.

378
00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:49,700
So that was really nice and considerate of them though.

379
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,420
I think they were just trying not to get caught.

380
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,420
Yeah.

381
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,420
I could see that.

382
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,420
Yeah.

383
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,420
Such a nice boy.

384
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,420
I know.

385
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,420
Such sweet boys.

386
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,420
Very polite.

387
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,420
Very jimure.

388
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:00,420
So mindful.

389
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,420
So mindful.

390
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,420
So jimure.

391
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:03,420
Right.

392
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,420
Mindful.

393
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:05,420
I don't know.

394
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,420
I don't know the words you guys.

395
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,420
I don't take talk.

396
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,420
I don't take talk.

397
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:14,340
One of the primary areas where he operated other than Camino Island where he was originally

398
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:19,540
from was the East Sound, a village on Orchist Island.

399
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,540
Ooh.

400
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,500
You love you some Orchist Island.

401
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,140
That's so funny because that's literally what I was going to say.

402
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,460
This is a place that I know and love.

403
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:31,740
Orchist truly spent much of her youth around the holidays and particularly during the

404
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,300
lovely summer months in this very place.

405
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,300
No.

406
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300
You have to take me there someday.

407
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,300
I know.

408
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,300
Okay.

409
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,860
You'll love this next part.

410
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:43,180
The deer on the island are adorable.

411
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,180
Oh.

412
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,180
They're deer, right?

413
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,180
Not deer.

414
00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,180
No.

415
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,180
They're actual deer.

416
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,180
They're just tiny.

417
00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,180
They're so small.

418
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,180
Oh.

419
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:57,060
Watching them eat the crab apples off the lawn at my grandparents' place is a very fond

420
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,060
memory.

421
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:59,060
Oh.

422
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:05,300
Along with card games and you know, they went on for hours, holiday meals, everyone seated

423
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:11,380
around the living room and dining room that those sizeables they might have been.

424
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:15,780
Oftentimes felt too small for an Irish Catholic family and all of their progeny.

425
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,540
Oh, you're really painting a picture right now.

426
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,540
Yeah.

427
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,540
Very nice.

428
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,540
Good night.

429
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,540
Leading into the holidays.

430
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:23,540
I know.

431
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:24,540
Okay.

432
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,540
So here's the weird thing.

433
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,860
I'm not even going to mention this, but I feel like I have to know.

434
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,740
It was a sign.

435
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,220
I decided just now.

436
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:36,620
We never really did Turkey for Thanksgiving when we went up to the island.

437
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,620
Oh.

438
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,620
Yeah.

439
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,620
Weird, right?

440
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,620
We did land.

441
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,620
Oh.

442
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:47,420
And it's because my paternal grandmother developed an allergy to Turkey as an adult.

443
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,420
Wow.

444
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:52,380
And it wasn't that it's wild because I feel like I don't know.

445
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:57,860
We didn't really have anything else that was like, I don't know, a deviation from kind

446
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:03,860
of the traditional meal plan or whatever for holidays and stuff, but that was one thing

447
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:05,660
we always did different.

448
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:13,340
We also had so many, like my dad is one of like nine and they all went on to just procreate

449
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,620
like it was their mission.

450
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,380
So there's so many of us.

451
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:24,500
So I remember we did Thanksgiving one year where we had Turkey, ham, lamb, and I think there

452
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,660
might have been something else.

453
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,500
I can't even remember what.

454
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,500
What?

455
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,500
Yeah.

456
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,500
Lamb sounds good though.

457
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,980
Oh, my grandma is such a good cook.

458
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:38,700
She makes a really, I've never had it for obvious reasons, but not the lamb.

459
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,100
I do eat that.

460
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:45,740
But she makes a chocolate cream pie that everybody says is to die for.

461
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:50,820
Honestly, I want to get the recipe just because even if I won't eat it, I feel like I need

462
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,460
a need that card in my back pocket.

463
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,460
You know what I mean?

464
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,500
I probably wouldn't need it because it's got like whipped cream in it, right?

465
00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:00,820
I think usually you whip like chocolate pudding and whipped cream basically together.

466
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,460
I'm not a whipped cream person.

467
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,460
I don't know.

468
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,100
I'm not even that much of a chocolate person.

469
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,100
Yeah.

470
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,940
I think that's why we like each other so much.

471
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:10,380
And that's, yeah, that's the only thing we haven't common.

472
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,980
That's how this started.

473
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:17,540
That's interesting lamb and then living off the lamb and...

474
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,540
Oh yeah.

475
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:19,540
So many synchronicities.

476
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,020
There you go.

477
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:27,180
Anyway, all of this is to say, I remember at the time family members expressing concern about

478
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:34,820
my aging grandparents living in an isolated part of this very island as all of this was

479
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:35,820
occurring.

480
00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:36,820
Oh, really?

481
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:37,820
Yes.

482
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,820
Wow.

483
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:45,860
And other than that, I only recall occasionally catching brief snippets about Colton and his

484
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,420
crimes on the news.

485
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:53,460
I do remember seeing something about Teen Houdini in real time, but that's cool.

486
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:58,300
I don't remember any of it.

487
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:02,740
I remember seeing it when we were up on the island.

488
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:06,900
I don't know that you would have seen it in the news as much here in Portland.

489
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:07,900
Okay.

490
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:11,220
But while he was still on Orchist Island, at least.

491
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,220
Right.

492
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:13,220
Because he's like on an island.

493
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,020
So how far could he get?

494
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:17,180
Oh, well.

495
00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:19,220
And then he said, hold my beer.

496
00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:20,220
Hold my lamb.

497
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,460
I want you to remember that you said that.

498
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,460
Okay.

499
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:27,260
Hold my lamb, child.

500
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:31,300
Meanwhile, Colton, who's the same age as my younger brother.

501
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:37,820
So early 30s now, but at the time, obviously we're talking about his teenage years.

502
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:40,540
We're literally born within two months of each other in the same year.

503
00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:41,540
Wow.

504
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:47,420
I was like, okay, I know exactly what was very familiar.

505
00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:51,140
Spent a lot of time with a kid just like you.

506
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:53,420
Did your brother wear shoes?

507
00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:54,820
My brother did wear shoes.

508
00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:59,820
He was known to Don footwear when it was necessary.

509
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,820
At least there's that.

510
00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:01,820
Yeah.

511
00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:04,660
So that's really where they deviate the harsh ones.

512
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:05,660
The harsh ones.

513
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:06,660
Yeah.

514
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:11,700
So meanwhile, Colton, who's the same age as my younger brother, was getting up to some

515
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:18,060
stiff like stealing an infrared camera from a local island fire station seemingly with

516
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:21,820
the sole purpose of using it to scope out homes before burglaries.

517
00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:22,820
That's creepy.

518
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:23,820
I know.

519
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,820
So you can tell if people are in the house because a lot of people have vacation properties

520
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,820
on these islands.

521
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:31,220
I was like, was he going to go ghost hunting?

522
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:32,220
No.

523
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:33,660
I don't think so.

524
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:39,820
The crazy part though is that fire station was directly across the street from a home that

525
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,660
he had burglarized already.

526
00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:43,660
Wow.

527
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:44,660
Twice.

528
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:45,660
Holy shit.

529
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:49,420
Well, small island, am I right?

530
00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:50,900
How does the infamous Quico?

531
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:55,460
I think something like full me once can't get tricked again.

532
00:23:55,460 --> 00:24:01,420
To which Colton said, well, my beer, which I think you're going to find.

533
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:06,420
I will quote him as saying a couple of times, maybe worked to two.

534
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:09,940
I think now hopefully you wasn't drinking alcohol.

535
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:14,980
I have to imagine there is probably a little bit of undraged drinking somewhere along the

536
00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:15,980
way.

537
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:18,620
I feel like at a certain point that's small potatoes.

538
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:21,860
I like to think he is much of a criminal as he is.

539
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,020
He was like a hard pass on the alcohol.

540
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,020
Oh, okay.

541
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,020
He's like straight edge.

542
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,020
Yeah.

543
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:30,340
Maybe the vibe I'm getting from this guy.

544
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,340
Okay.

545
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:34,700
Well, I guess we'll see.

546
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:41,580
But other thing getting carried away by the juvenile version of True Crime Light, it hardly

547
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:45,580
computes that he's making the news based on our story so far.

548
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:46,580
Right?

549
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:52,260
I guess what I'm trying to say is it just doesn't seem crazy newsworthy at this point.

550
00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:55,620
Like some burglary happens every day.

551
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:56,620
Yeah.

552
00:24:56,620 --> 00:25:00,900
You know, that just doesn't feel like, oh, I'm not going to see that on CNN.

553
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:01,900
Right.

554
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:02,900
You know, local news.

555
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:03,900
Yeah.

556
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:04,900
But yeah.

557
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:10,300
Well, that's because I did one of my favorite things and buried the lead, of course.

558
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,060
You guys are so silly.

559
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:17,700
He wasn't just a local kid causing minor problems with his shenanigans though.

560
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:20,940
Colton took his crime spree on the road.

561
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:25,180
I mean, and also or rather to the air.

562
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,980
Okay.

563
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:27,980
That's right.

564
00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:38,100
In 2010, at the age of 19, he stole a plane and crash landed on an island in the Bahamas.

565
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,780
That's really far away.

566
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:40,780
Huh?

567
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:47,740
Though it wasn't his first crash or planes, silly plane theft.

568
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:52,580
In fact, far from it, his fascination with planes wasn't a secret.

569
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:57,060
He'd stolen an infrared camera from a fire station to scope out homes for burglaries.

570
00:25:57,060 --> 00:26:01,700
Remember that from like 15 seconds ago, but stealing a plane?

571
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:05,300
That kind of took things to a whole new level.

572
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,380
Dude had a major hard on for aviation.

573
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,380
Interesting.

574
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:13,740
Fun fact or maybe disturbing fact.

575
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:19,660
Prior to his catching that international flight, Colton had ordered a book titled, How

576
00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:20,660
to Fly a plane.

577
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:24,500
Let's go say, how did he even know how to fly it?

578
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:29,820
Having a credit card that he managed to steal somehow from a local restaurant, he even

579
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:36,420
had said book shipped to that same restaurant, which on the surface, I kind of thought was

580
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:42,580
a dummy move, proving that I probably would have needed a masterclass to get away with anything

581
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:43,580
at that age.

582
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:44,580
Yeah.

583
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:46,660
I was like, that's the stupidest thing you could do.

584
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:48,860
And then I was like, oh, actually, that kind.

585
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,860
All right.

586
00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:52,540
So here's how it plays out.

587
00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:57,180
He watched the tracking for the order so that he could ensure he'd be able to grab the

588
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:59,460
loot at an opportune time.

589
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:04,700
He waited until after the restaurant's business hours to break in after close and take his

590
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,700
book.

591
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:06,700
Wow.

592
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,540
I know.

593
00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:10,140
I don't know.

594
00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:15,020
That was probably still pretty risky, but who would think that you'd return to the scene

595
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,620
of the crime in this case?

596
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:17,620
That's murderer stuff.

597
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:18,620
Man.

598
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:19,620
Yeah.

599
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:20,620
Not just that.

600
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,620
I don't know.

601
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:22,620
Is it a computer?

602
00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:23,620
Yeah.

603
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:24,620
Wow.

604
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:28,860
Bro, this kid, Roll Savvy in some odd ways.

605
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:29,860
Okay.

606
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,860
How do you get internet in the woods?

607
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:37,620
I mean, they're, I don't think they're offering Wi-Fi in the woods, but there are other places

608
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,620
that you can go.

609
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:39,620
Oh, Starbucks.

610
00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:40,620
Okay.

611
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:41,620
Yeah.

612
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:42,620
Starbees.

613
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:48,660
You might almost think this guy was some evil mastermind plotting his next move.

614
00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:53,900
I'm not so sure about that, but his obsession with aviation was real, like a set massive

615
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,420
heart on.

616
00:27:55,420 --> 00:28:00,420
Obviously, he put these books and manuals that he managed to get his little raccoon hands

617
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:02,660
on to practical use.

618
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:04,980
He was fascinated by airplanes.

619
00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:07,900
He had pictures of them up in his room.

620
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:13,020
He drew pictures of them and could rattle off fun facts about planes as he saw them flying

621
00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:14,020
overhead.

622
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:15,020
Okay.

623
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,140
So this is just cementing the narrow spiciness.

624
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:21,860
I feel like, yeah, of this hyper fixation on airplanes.

625
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:24,140
It's giving the tizamist strong.

626
00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,140
Yes.

627
00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:26,140
Yes.

628
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:30,060
Again, not diagnosing, but I mean, hey, listen.

629
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:36,060
So back to his exploits, like that one time that he casually broke into a safe after ransacking

630
00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:44,300
a local store, netting some essential supplies that also roughly $3,000 after beating the

631
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,300
safe in.

632
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,380
Oh, I was like, how did he learn how to like lock pick a safe?

633
00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,380
No.

634
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:55,860
In the documentary, you actually see the safe and it's pretty much demolished.

635
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:56,860
Kids of freaking beast.

636
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,780
Oh, so how do you beat a safe?

637
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:00,780
Uh-huh.

638
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,780
Yeah.

639
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:04,620
With a crowbar, I think.

640
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,620
And even still, I...

641
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,780
What?

642
00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:11,380
You must have had some rage you needed to get out or something.

643
00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,740
As it could save to say.

644
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:22,380
The crazy thing is, Colton is believed to have been, again, this work.

645
00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:23,660
I'm coming back because I just...

646
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,260
I couldn't get over this.

647
00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:29,780
Essentially living in the woods and occasionally couch surfing.

648
00:29:29,780 --> 00:29:36,540
He's living off his exploits and the occasional kindness of others while executing numerous burglaries

649
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:39,620
that would continue to escalate.

650
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:44,580
People police did at times find some of his camping sites in the area.

651
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:48,220
You see quite a few of them in the documentary.

652
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,220
Colton's dog.

653
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:51,300
Also, they just dropped that in.

654
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:55,380
Like, he's just hanging out in the woods with a dog that I was like, we're just learning

655
00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:56,380
about the dog.

656
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,860
Does anyone know the dog's name?

657
00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:58,860
What kind of dog?

658
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:00,660
It looked like it was a black lap.

659
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:03,100
I don't know if that's really the kind of dog that he had.

660
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,900
But they didn't say his name?

661
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:08,460
No, I don't remember anyone saying the name of the dog.

662
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:10,860
I feel like it was aviation-related.

663
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:11,860
Right?

664
00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:12,860
Orval.

665
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:19,340
I just remember that from the true crime cards we were just thinking.

666
00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:21,540
Yeah.

667
00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:29,140
Colton's dog was even impounded during one of their various searches and held as evidence.

668
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:34,140
Despite Colton's mother's attempts to reclaim the dog, authorities wouldn't allow it because

669
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,140
evidence.

670
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:38,020
I hope he was being taken care of.

671
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:39,020
Yeah.

672
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:43,260
Well, though clearly as his mother pointed out, if they planned to subpoena the canine,

673
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:48,540
they were barking up the wrong tree.

674
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,220
He didn't have anything to do with it.

675
00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:51,220
I know.

676
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:52,860
Leave the dog alone.

677
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:53,860
I know.

678
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:58,340
I, it really stressed me out when they were talking about the dog.

679
00:30:58,340 --> 00:31:00,100
So that's why there are so many puns.

680
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:05,100
I was like, I just, I got to figure out how to stress me out.

681
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,100
Oh, no.

682
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:07,700
What to do with my hands?

683
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,700
Leave Orval alone.

684
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:13,140
I love how you just, you just named him.

685
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:18,420
In all seriousness, they probably thought that the dog would be easy leverage with the

686
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,420
kid.

687
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:25,140
I mean, they wanted to bring his spree to an end without blowing their overtime budget.

688
00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:30,260
A number of people that knew Colton well commented throughout the documentary that he was always

689
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:34,860
on the hunt for a new source of adrenaline seemingly.

690
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:39,100
And it certainly doesn't seem like he was a complete dummy.

691
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:44,540
We already know he was pretty good at getting away with his crimes and that they would eventually

692
00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:47,300
take on a whole new scale.

693
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:52,260
So as you might suspect, his pooch didn't stay at the pound for long.

694
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:57,060
Of course the guy who steals things is going to steal back his dog.

695
00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:58,460
Oh, thank goodness.

696
00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,460
I was dying.

697
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:00,460
I was like, really?

698
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,460
Is this real?

699
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:06,380
Because they do a cartoon animation of it.

700
00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,380
So is this real?

701
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:10,340
Did he really do this or come on?

702
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,820
How much artistic license are we taking?

703
00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:13,820
Nope.

704
00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:14,820
Nope.

705
00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:17,460
Much to the dismay of the authorities.

706
00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:18,620
The haven't.

707
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:21,980
The one thing I'm okay with him stealing is the dog.

708
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:22,980
I know.

709
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:27,540
Well, especially after his mom tried to get the dog back and they were like, nope, it's evidence.

710
00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:29,340
And she was like, pole gay.

711
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:35,300
I mean, I can see where they're coming from, but I mean, I feel like that's pretty thin,

712
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,300
guys.

713
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,780
More of a sauce spot for the dog because the dog doesn't know what's going on.

714
00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:40,980
It just knows it's not what it's human anymore.

715
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:43,300
So that's what breaks my heart.

716
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,980
Well, and I was really worried.

717
00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:50,060
I was like, okay, yes, this is based in the Pacific Northwest, but it's a small island.

718
00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:51,940
I don't know what their resources are.

719
00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:57,460
I was scared, shitless, that they were going to tell us that this dog was taken to like

720
00:32:57,460 --> 00:32:58,620
a kill shelter or something.

721
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:02,460
I was like, I won't finish this documentary.

722
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,060
I wouldn't listen to the story.

723
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:05,980
No, there was another dog.

724
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:06,980
Nope.

725
00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:07,980
We'd have to go.

726
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:11,500
No, that would be a very short episode.

727
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,500
That's the crime.

728
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,660
I'm fucking cares about the Bahamas.

729
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,260
Okay, but I want to know about the Bahamas.

730
00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:19,260
Yeah, I know.

731
00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:24,100
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of a big part of the whole thing.

732
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:31,580
So remember how I said that he would be arrested after making it all the way to the Bahamas.

733
00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:35,380
But that wasn't the first plane that he'd stolen and then subsequently crashed.

734
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,660
Do you remember I said something about that?

735
00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:40,580
So he crashed more than one plane.

736
00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:42,660
How do you, oh my God.

737
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:47,820
Well, listen, if you're trying to learn how to fly a plane from a book, right?

738
00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:51,900
After crashing one plane, I would not, how do you get back at another plane?

739
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:57,780
He is a young dumb teenage boy.

740
00:33:57,780 --> 00:34:01,500
I feel like they do I need to say more?

741
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,220
God, plane crashes.

742
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:04,220
Yeah.

743
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,220
Yeah.

744
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:09,300
So I think this next part could be part of the explanation for how the story seemingly blew

745
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,300
up.

746
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:16,140
I mean, aside from the overall outlandishness of his series of crimes.

747
00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:22,940
In November 2008, he reportedly stole the plane of then radio personality Bob Rivers from

748
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,660
a hangar on Orcas Island.

749
00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:25,660
Wow.

750
00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:29,980
So it's kind of like you fuck with a celebrity stuff and you're already like escalating.

751
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:36,300
Like, yeah, I could see Bob maybe getting on the mic and being like, this fucking kid stole

752
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:37,900
my plane.

753
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,100
Did they know who stole it?

754
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:48,340
I don't know that they were confident right away because at this point, he hadn't stolen

755
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:50,020
a bunch of planes.

756
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:52,060
So they're like, who could have done this?

757
00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:55,900
And actually, I think initially they were sort of, the authorities were sort of like, oh,

758
00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:59,900
there's got to be like, they suspected maybe even like drug runners or something.

759
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:00,900
That makes sense.

760
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:05,500
Like that or like terrorists or something bigger than just a teenager.

761
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,500
Mm-hmm.

762
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,500
Yeah.

763
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:08,500
Joy right now.

764
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:09,500
Yeah.

765
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:19,020
But that plane, a Cessna 182, was valued at over $150,000 pre-flight, which is, I gotta say,

766
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,620
pretty fucking cheap for a plane.

767
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,620
Okay.

768
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,980
We're gonna learn.

769
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:28,300
I'm guessing significantly less afterwards because Colton may have taught himself how to fly

770
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:34,220
a plane essentially, but for all his efforts, playing flight simulator games and reading

771
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:40,860
aircraft manuals, he hadn't taught himself how to stick the landing.

772
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:46,180
That's a very important part of flying a plane, I feel like.

773
00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:48,540
Sort of essential if you ever want to do it again.

774
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:50,980
It's like, oh yeah, okay, I did it.

775
00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:52,260
I'm a, I'm a shit.

776
00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:54,820
Oh, I gotta get back down, guys.

777
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,340
I've really miscalculated.

778
00:35:56,340 --> 00:35:58,020
I got, I got too excited.

779
00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:00,020
I blew my load too soon.

780
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:02,380
Oh my God.

781
00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:08,900
Well, 300 miles east, he crash landed it on the Yakima reservation, fleeing from the crash

782
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,380
site before authorities made it to the scene.

783
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:14,540
They landed on a reservation.

784
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:17,100
I mean, he crashed on a reservation.

785
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:22,180
He clearly was not in full control of where this plane was going.

786
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:26,860
I think as the crash landing implies, they've been through enough.

787
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:27,860
Yeah.

788
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:28,860
Seriously.

789
00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:32,940
I'm happy about that.

790
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:37,460
Honestly, this next crime might seem like small potatoes compared to the theft of an

791
00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:43,820
actual ass airplane, but he also robbed a grocery store on Orcas Island as well.

792
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:46,180
Oh, yeah, he got hungry after all that crashing.

793
00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:47,180
Totally.

794
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:51,620
Based on the surveillance footage, I think I've actually been to that grocery store on

795
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:54,660
the island, even without seeing the footage from the store.

796
00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:59,780
That would be a fair assumption, though, because it's not a large island.

797
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:04,420
And unless a lot has changed since I was last there, I don't think there's a Walmart

798
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:09,140
Super Center or similar down the road.

799
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:11,260
There's not that many places to go.

800
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:17,900
Anyway, the footage is grainy, but what is visible is an individual driving a forklift directly

801
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:22,180
into the ATM machine.

802
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:26,900
It's funny, but it's not funny.

803
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:27,900
Colton bad.

804
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:28,900
So random.

805
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:34,260
You crash a plane and then steal a forklift and ram an ATM.

806
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:35,260
Yeah.

807
00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:36,260
Yeah.

808
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:41,420
And some of these, it's really hard to track down the exact date.

809
00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:45,740
And so some of these things might be occurring within a short time of each other, but be slightly

810
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,020
out of order.

811
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,500
But holy shit.

812
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823
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824
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826
00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:55,620
Back to our crash course in aviation.

827
00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:56,620
Yeah.

828
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:57,620
See what I did though?

829
00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,620
I do.

830
00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,620
You get it?

831
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:05,540
With Colton, because this guy was stealing planes, trains, and automobiles left and right.

832
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:09,700
I mean, if you're going to steal a plane, you're probably also going to steal other stuff.

833
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:10,940
I had four glyphs.

834
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:14,140
Yeah, I had four glyphs.

835
00:39:14,140 --> 00:39:19,940
Back home on Cmeno Island near the summer of 2009, he broke into a police officer's

836
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:24,660
patrol car that was parked in front of the police officer's home.

837
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,060
Holy shit, he's getting bold.

838
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,780
Pretty brazen, right?

839
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:29,780
Yeah.

840
00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:36,260
He stole police equipment, including a cell phone, an official issue police rifle, and a supply

841
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:38,220
of ammunition.

842
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:39,220
Question.

843
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:45,180
Why is this policeman leaving a gun in his car parked out dead?

844
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:50,100
I feel like I have seen where they have some sort of like a rifle rack.

845
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:56,380
I sort of assume that that's got some sort of a walking mechanism to it.

846
00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:58,340
But yeah, now I have a lot of follow-up shifts.

847
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:01,340
And they're probably like, who's going to break into a police car?

848
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:06,580
Like, again, Colton said, "Oh, my beard."

849
00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:11,940
As the seasons changed, Colton's MO certainly had not.

850
00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:16,380
This next part of the story that I'm going to tell you gives you a little bit of an idea

851
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:23,460
about just how much of a Charlie Fox trot situation, Colton's criminal antics, and the man

852
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:27,860
hunt for him had become Charlie Fox trot.

853
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:34,020
That's another one of those pilots they talk and they do the code stuff like in the military.

854
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:35,500
What's a Charlie Fox trot?

855
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:41,700
I think it's literally for like a catastrophic like fuck up or something.

856
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:46,940
Charlie Fox trot is a military euphemism for a mistake or disorganization.

857
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:49,340
It is similar to the term "snaffoo."

858
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:50,340
Oh, okay.

859
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:51,740
Yeah, got you.

860
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:55,340
Which that one I know we have like been like, what does that exactly like?

861
00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,620
What does that technically mean?

862
00:40:56,620 --> 00:41:04,380
I know what I think, but Colton had made his way to Canada from Northern Washington.

863
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:06,700
Because he stole both.

864
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:07,700
Oh, okay.

865
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:08,700
Yeah.

866
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,100
Like how do you get through the border?

867
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,100
Yeah.

868
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:14,100
Did he have his passport?

869
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:20,140
I don't think I think at this point you still did not need a passport to go into Canada.

870
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:21,740
I forget that was the thing.

871
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:22,740
Yep.

872
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:29,540
And as one might do in the land of maple syrup, he briefly befriended some Canadian musicians

873
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:33,300
when he approached them on the side of the road after their van broke down.

874
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,300
Oh.

875
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:40,300
The most adorable, like, meet cute with just like the most Canadian adult.

876
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,220
They're like, oh.

877
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,740
And then he became a rhodian.

878
00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:45,220
That's the end of the story.

879
00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:46,220
Right?

880
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:47,220
No.

881
00:41:47,220 --> 00:41:52,140
When their friend arrived to pick them up, the group ended up smoking weed in the vehicle.

882
00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:53,140
What?

883
00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:54,140
Duh.

884
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:56,220
Canadian band.

885
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,220
Uh-huh.

886
00:41:57,220 --> 00:42:07,020
Uh, they seemed like super sweet and like normal people, just Canadian musicians.

887
00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:11,540
They just, you know, they're just live in life and being Canadian.

888
00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:13,740
Were they a good documentary?

889
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:14,740
They were.

890
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:15,740
Yeah.

891
00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:21,820
He stayed in one of the men's camper vans on his property after spending that night around

892
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:23,820
the fire enjoying their high.

893
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:24,820
Oh.

894
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:25,820
I know.

895
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:28,900
It seemed it was like kind of wholesome, honestly.

896
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:35,540
From what I gather, he then made his way back to the state side and in Bonner's very Idaho

897
00:42:35,540 --> 00:42:45,940
on September 29th of 2009, managed to seal another sessna that he flew westward, landing

898
00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:51,900
in a manner of speaking in Granite Falls, Washington.

899
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:59,140
The main island had been his intended landing site, but when the aircraft ran out of fuel,

900
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:01,220
his plans had to abruptly change.

901
00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:03,220
Oh, I got to fuel this thing.

902
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:04,220
I know.

903
00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:11,180
From the sound of things, that day he came awfully close to becoming another aviation fatalities

904
00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:12,180
statistic.

905
00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:13,180
Jesus.

906
00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:14,180
Yeah.

907
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:21,860
I believe this is the plane that was, I mean, just a very, very short distance from

908
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:30,900
the nose impacting with a tree stump that was like, I mean, how old this tree must have

909
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:33,380
been because it was massive.

910
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:36,580
And it would have just gone straight down the center of the cockpit.

911
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:41,060
Like it probably would have smashed him to be it.

912
00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:42,700
So he's crashed another plane.

913
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:43,700
Yes.

914
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:44,700
Plane number two.

915
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,220
I mean, yeah.

916
00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:48,700
As far as we know.

917
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:49,700
Yeah.

918
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:54,420
I feel like there could be planes that we maybe don't even realize.

919
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:55,420
Who knows?

920
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:56,420
Who knows?

921
00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:58,980
Listen, it's a lot of theft.

922
00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:02,820
It's a lot of fever.

923
00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:03,980
It's just a lot.

924
00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:06,140
It's really extra.

925
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:11,500
When authorities were made aware of the crashed aircraft, a massive manhunt in Snohomish

926
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:13,300
County ensued.

927
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:16,380
Swat teams were deployed.

928
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:21,860
But Holtin had become a ghost, vanishing into the wilderness.

929
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:26,380
They searched the nearby area, but the only thing they could find was the cash bag that he

930
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:29,620
left behind as he fled their approach.

931
00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:30,620
That's right.

932
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:36,820
He literally just like, doop, doop, doop, moon walked away from Swat team.

933
00:44:36,820 --> 00:44:42,900
Reportedly with $20,000 inside this cash bag that you just dropped.

934
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:43,900
He can get more.

935
00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:44,900
He's really good at stealing.

936
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:47,580
He's super good at stealing.

937
00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:50,140
I mean, I don't, super good.

938
00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:51,140
Maybe that's the made-able.

939
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:53,500
All it takes is a forklift to know.

940
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:59,860
Yeah, I actually think that what I remember from the documentary and some of the other research

941
00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:06,900
that I did was that the whole forklift thing with the ATM, I don't think he got it open.

942
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,380
It didn't actually work.

943
00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:09,380
Yeah.

944
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:11,620
I know you're shocked.

945
00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:16,180
I was kind of thinking how he would have to smash that thing a lot and I feel like he wouldn't

946
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,180
at that time.

947
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:18,180
Yeah.

948
00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:22,540
Yeah, I feel like the authorities are arriving, sir.

949
00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:24,820
You can't get away very fast on a forklift.

950
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:25,820
True.

951
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:29,860
I don't think that's how he was going to escape.

952
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,860
Okay.

953
00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:39,140
Meanwhile, the internet went wild for Holtin in what was cleverly coined the Holtin craze.

954
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:47,420
The shirts, song tributes and you guys, YouTube, YouTube videos, aplenty were made by those

955
00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:54,020
looking to profit from his exploits or as the documentary shows, teens absolutely blown

956
00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:56,300
away by his brazen escapades.

957
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:58,740
They were like, this is so wild.

958
00:45:58,740 --> 00:45:59,740
They're so cool.

959
00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:00,740
Yeah.

960
00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:01,740
A lot of reactions.

961
00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:02,740
Wow.

962
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,500
A lot of thoughts and feelings.

963
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:12,420
So I've just sent Cassie a picture of a t-shirt that was made during this era.

964
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:16,380
I'm going to refer to it as the Mama Tried t-shirt.

965
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:19,060
It was wildly popular.

966
00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:20,060
Wow.

967
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:23,060
That's funny.

968
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:25,580
Is that his face on it?

969
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:26,580
It is.

970
00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:27,980
Correct.

971
00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:34,300
Because there is at least one infamous post of him just like in the woods when he was in

972
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:40,740
his camping phase still on the island and he posted to Instagram during the time.

973
00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:45,540
He's like running from the law and posting from the woods.

974
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:47,540
When he was in his camping era.

975
00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:48,540
Yeah.

976
00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:53,100
When he was in his villain era.

977
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:55,140
His camping villain era.

978
00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:57,780
He's living off the lamb era.

979
00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:58,780
Yeah.

980
00:46:58,780 --> 00:46:59,780
Exactly.

981
00:46:59,780 --> 00:47:04,380
Suddenly, he had thousands of friends on social media.

982
00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:09,660
But for all the folk hero attention, not everyone was thrilled.

983
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:14,860
One resident of Orgis Island, a place where Colton obviously had committed several

984
00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:22,980
burglaries, joked about selling Cass of his footprints online as memorabilia.

985
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:29,700
That person and his wife experienced backlash real quick death threats.

986
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:30,700
Oh, shit.

987
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:31,700
Yeah.

988
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:32,700
From why?

989
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:41,460
There is it because they were trained to profit essentially off of that he's a criminal.

990
00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:45,220
Honestly, I think that's really, do we not have bigger fish to fry?

991
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,820
I don't know.

992
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:47,820
Whatever.

993
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:51,180
But there's actually a news clip in the documentary.

994
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:57,020
Is this someone I believe this was from Orgis Island and they were having kind of like a town

995
00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:58,460
hall style meeting.

996
00:47:58,460 --> 00:48:01,900
It looks like they're in like the high school gymnasium.

997
00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:08,580
And this guy, somebody handed him a mic and I was like, well, that was your first mistake.

998
00:48:08,580 --> 00:48:11,460
Does that man look like he needs a microphone?

999
00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:12,940
I will answer that for you.

1000
00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:15,620
No, no, he does not.

1001
00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:20,620
And he basically says like, everybody wants him dead.

1002
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:25,020
Like people were like at first, he was talking about like, this is like becoming a real problem.

1003
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:26,740
We got to fix this blah, blah, blah.

1004
00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:27,740
And everybody was like, yeah.

1005
00:48:27,740 --> 00:48:28,740
And they're like with him.

1006
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:29,980
And he's like, everybody.

1007
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:32,980
But honestly, I'd rather see him dead.

1008
00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:36,580
And people were like, oh, you sure it's audible.

1009
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:45,100
People go like, yeah, which I was glad that, you know, people weren't immediately jumping

1010
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:47,060
to like, let's kill this.

1011
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,060
Yeah.

1012
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:50,580
Like, what some people definitely were like vigilante.

1013
00:48:50,580 --> 00:48:51,580
Like a pitchfork.

1014
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:52,580
Yeah.

1015
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:53,580
What are they called?

1016
00:48:53,580 --> 00:48:54,580
Yes.

1017
00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:56,860
Like, the Lagers chasing after them with their pitchforks.

1018
00:48:56,860 --> 00:48:57,860
Yeah.

1019
00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,460
That was very much the imagery.

1020
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:00,460
Wow.

1021
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:01,460
I know.

1022
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,460
He didn't kill anybody.

1023
00:49:02,460 --> 00:49:03,460
No.

1024
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:04,460
No.

1025
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:08,460
I mean, definitely, I do understand the danger of stealing planes and crashing them.

1026
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:09,700
You could kill a lot of people.

1027
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:10,700
Absolutely.

1028
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:11,700
Absolutely.

1029
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:16,900
And yes, obviously this is like, okay, we can't keep doing this.

1030
00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:17,900
Yeah.

1031
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:24,180
At the height of the manhunt for Colton, he'd been squatting in a local airhanger.

1032
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:30,980
When he stole a vehicle belonging to the owner's wife and drove to their home to make calls,

1033
00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:33,500
as it seemed he had been doing recently.

1034
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,980
He was created by the SWAT team.

1035
00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:39,380
Whom he just ran away from, of course.

1036
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:41,060
Okay, bye.

1037
00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:45,140
So he's squatting in their airhanger.

1038
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:47,700
He steals the wife's truck.

1039
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:56,940
He's two, those same people's home and he's been doing this, going there to make calls.

1040
00:49:56,940 --> 00:50:02,980
And somebody figures out like, oh, hey, I think this is what's going on.

1041
00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:05,220
Wow.

1042
00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:09,260
And the SWAT team is there waiting for him and he's just like, bye.

1043
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:11,260
No, thank you.

1044
00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:13,260
It places to be.

1045
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,260
Yeah.

1046
00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:17,780
Dude must have had quite the long stride.

1047
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:21,260
This is where him being 65 is significant.

1048
00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:23,580
I just imagine the SWAT team.

1049
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:24,580
The SWAT team.

1050
00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:31,660
Literally the SWAT team as like little short-feeling running after him and he's just like my mini-bodies

1051
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,660
chasing him.

1052
00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:39,100
But I mean, he was constantly outpacing local law enforcement and now these dude bros too.

1053
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:45,040
I mean, like the SWAT team get some serious training in their typically like, they're like

1054
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,380
a pretty hearty athletic crew.

1055
00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:53,260
So a deputy recommended that locals on the island whose property Colton had passed through

1056
00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:55,620
at some point.

1057
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:58,700
So this goes back to the people that got the death threats.

1058
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:02,300
He had been on their property and he'd left footprints.

1059
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,300
Okay.

1060
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:08,420
So he was like, well, you should take cast of the footprints and see if they could sell,

1061
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,500
you know, put them up on eBay.

1062
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:15,260
You know, just while his crimes are still newsworthy.

1063
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:20,620
So in the documentary, I watched the woman explained that a lot of people looked at the listing,

1064
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,940
but they actually received more than one death threat through eBay.

1065
00:51:23,940 --> 00:51:24,940
Wow.

1066
00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:25,940
Yeah.

1067
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:27,660
I don't understand why that needs a death threat.

1068
00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:28,660
I know.

1069
00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:34,940
Well, one of them apparently basically said that they were enabling his criminal lifestyle.

1070
00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:36,500
And she was like, what?

1071
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,500
How?

1072
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:43,380
Like, I feel to see how exactly because they weren't planning to wire Colton whatever

1073
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:45,380
price they fetched.

1074
00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:46,380
Yeah.

1075
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:50,060
But at any rate, she said they'll probably just hang them on the side of their chicken

1076
00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:51,060
coop.

1077
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:52,060
Oh my gosh.

1078
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:53,060
I know.

1079
00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:57,100
Still kind of cute and foxy, but like the death threats are like, oh, that's yucky.

1080
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,500
Here reminds me of Bigfoot.

1081
00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,500
Like Bigfoot.

1082
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,500
Yes.

1083
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:01,500
That is exactly what I thought of.

1084
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,340
And honestly, like, it's a sizable footprint.

1085
00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:05,340
So like, I know.

1086
00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:06,340
Wow.

1087
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,340
Yeah.

1088
00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:08,340
Big boy.

1089
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:13,660
Did they ever get any like, like, prints from his toes, like fingerprints?

1090
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,660
I don't think so.

1091
00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:18,020
Oh, that would be so like a really cool way to catch someone.

1092
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:20,060
Did toes have fingerprints, like, fingers?

1093
00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:22,420
I really want to look at my toes right now.

1094
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:27,340
I feel like they do because I feel like I've actually heard about cases where they identified

1095
00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:29,940
people based on like the prints on their toes.

1096
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:32,060
Obviously, like, in the mud, they're not going to get it.

1097
00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:37,220
But if you was like in people's home spare foot, this is like outside, like in the mud.

1098
00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:42,340
So if he like went to break into someone's house and like left foot, like footprints, they

1099
00:52:42,340 --> 00:52:44,460
could probably get actual prints from it.

1100
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:45,460
Right.

1101
00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:51,340
Well, so here's the thing is sometimes he would leave little messages.

1102
00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:56,260
He would like do like a kind of like a chalk outline around like his foot.

1103
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:59,420
And he'd put messages like, see ya.

1104
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:02,220
Like, you know, and then sign it like the barefoot bandit.

1105
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,220
What?

1106
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,220
Yeah.

1107
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:08,220
Oh.

1108
00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:12,700
There's so many weird little things that I don't even really have them in my notes officially

1109
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:15,060
as like part of like the story.

1110
00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:20,820
But like I figured kind of as we discuss, they would sort of come up or if they don't.

1111
00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:24,460
But it's like, I don't really care if it's part of the story.

1112
00:53:24,460 --> 00:53:28,540
Some of it's just kind of it's interesting or kind of funny.

1113
00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:29,540
But yeah.

1114
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:35,220
So like neither here nor there, but how do they not does for top prints?

1115
00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:37,300
Yeah, I don't know.

1116
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:39,500
It's so interesting.

1117
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:40,500
Yep.

1118
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:46,940
Amidst the chaos that was Colton's reign over the island, Jackson Holtz, author of Fly,

1119
00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:53,300
Colton Fly, said when he asked Colton's mother what she would give him for Christmas if she

1120
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,220
could gift him anything.

1121
00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:59,500
She replied, a bulletproof vest.

1122
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,500
Wow.

1123
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,460
Oh, that's really sad for her.

1124
00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:11,980
Yeah, I think she was very fearful that this was not going to end well.

1125
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:12,980
Yeah.

1126
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:14,820
Which I feel like is valid.

1127
00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:15,820
Sure.

1128
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:18,500
You know, you're committing, these are big boy crimes.

1129
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:22,820
So you might be still technically a kid through a lot of this.

1130
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:28,500
But yeah, I mean, and especially if you're armed, I could see where.

1131
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:31,620
I mean, nobody wants that.

1132
00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:32,620
Yeah.

1133
00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:34,220
And people obviously want him dead.

1134
00:54:34,220 --> 00:54:35,740
It sounds like so.

1135
00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:36,740
Yeah.

1136
00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:38,740
I thought you were going to say shoes.

1137
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:39,740
Yeah.

1138
00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:40,740
Oh, that was sad.

1139
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:41,740
No.

1140
00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:44,220
It's so much, so much worse.

1141
00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:51,540
Echoing that same dark sentiment, Orchus Island airport manager, B Von Tobel said, I think

1142
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:54,380
we're well beyond the Robin Hood stage.

1143
00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:56,980
We're into the John Dillinger stage.

1144
00:54:56,980 --> 00:55:03,100
I don't know if that feels totally accurate, but point taken.

1145
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:08,260
Perhaps sensing a shift in the sentiment from some Colton was on the move.

1146
00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:11,220
Flintstone style again around this time.

1147
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:12,220
Get it?

1148
00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:13,220
Yeah.

1149
00:55:13,220 --> 00:55:14,220
Because he was barefoot behind the wheel.

1150
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:15,220
Right.

1151
00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:16,220
Right.

1152
00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:17,220
Right.

1153
00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:18,220
Right.

1154
00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:19,220
Right.

1155
00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:20,220
Exactly.

1156
00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:21,220
Exactly.

1157
00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:24,300
Along this latest stretch of his journey as he passed through from Western Washington into

1158
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,300
Oregon.

1159
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:32,940
Oh, he left a note at a Raymond animal hospital that read, drove by had some extra cash.

1160
00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:35,420
Please use this money for the care of the animals.

1161
00:55:35,420 --> 00:55:38,420
Oh, he liked animals.

1162
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:39,820
Oh, yeah, for sure.

1163
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:41,700
He was a big animal lover.

1164
00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:49,980
He signed it Colton Harris Moore in parentheses, aka the barefoot bandit, Kameno Island, Washington.

1165
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:50,980
Ever heard of me?

1166
00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:51,980
Ever heard of her?

1167
00:55:51,980 --> 00:55:53,980
Yeah.

1168
00:55:53,980 --> 00:56:01,420
As he continued east, he broke into roughly a half dozen airports on his way before landing

1169
00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:05,100
on one in Bloomington, Indiana.

1170
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:09,420
Pun intended, you know, since landing seems to be the hard part for this wonder kind.

1171
00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:12,260
Obviously breaking in the airport.

1172
00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:13,260
I know.

1173
00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:18,260
I mean, small ones where it's like a private, you know, small.

1174
00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:22,900
He took off from that airport in yet another stolen airplane.

1175
00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:23,900
What?

1176
00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:29,820
And flew over a thousand miles south to Avaco Island in the Bahamas.

1177
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,220
Casting with air.

1178
00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,540
We're in the Bahamas finally.

1179
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:36,420
I just wanted to go bucket list.

1180
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:38,220
Not on this plane.

1181
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,220
Yeah.

1182
00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:40,220
New.

1183
00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:43,940
Those that witnessed his descent said he did fairly well.

1184
00:56:43,940 --> 00:56:50,380
But I guess it's all relative because court documents show that over $600,000 in damages

1185
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:55,580
were done related to the destruction of the aircraft and other equipment.

1186
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:56,580
Wow.

1187
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:57,580
Yeah.

1188
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:58,580
Yeah.

1189
00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:00,500
It's a lot.

1190
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:04,940
This plane was said to have been running low on fuel at the time of his crash landing on

1191
00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,740
the island.

1192
00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:11,860
Turns out it might be a little harder to push the fuel gauge when you're piloting a plane

1193
00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:16,700
as opposed to sort of just, you know, coasting downhill in neutral in a car.

1194
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,700
Doesn't.

1195
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:19,940
Can't use that same tactic.

1196
00:57:19,940 --> 00:57:23,220
No, you shouldn't different, different things.

1197
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:24,700
Yeah, different things.

1198
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:28,380
I mean, you can technically, but then he did it.

1199
00:57:28,380 --> 00:57:29,380
Yeah.

1200
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:30,380
Sure did.

1201
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,380
I did it.

1202
00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:32,380
I did it.

1203
00:57:32,380 --> 00:57:33,380
Did you die?

1204
00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:34,380
Exactly.

1205
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:35,380
Exactly.

1206
00:57:35,380 --> 00:57:37,220
Very nearly sometimes.

1207
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:40,060
This one sounds like it was smoother.

1208
00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:41,060
He was learning.

1209
00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:43,020
He still didn't hurt anyone though, did he?

1210
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:44,020
No.

1211
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:45,020
Okay.

1212
00:57:45,020 --> 00:57:52,020
So didn't, you know, refuel.

1213
00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:55,140
I mean, it's kind of hard to refuel a plane that you've stolen.

1214
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:56,140
Right.

1215
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,140
That's true.

1216
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,140
So there's that.

1217
00:57:58,140 --> 00:58:00,140
Also, he could be, you know, like me where it's red.

1218
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:01,140
It's fine.

1219
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:02,140
I'll get there.

1220
00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:03,140
Yeah.

1221
00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:04,140
It's fine.

1222
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:07,740
You just pray to whatever other worldly being you believe in.

1223
00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:08,740
That's right.

1224
00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:09,740
Get there.

1225
00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:13,820
I pray to all of the gods, the old and the new.

1226
00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:20,140
It wasn't long before the FBI began officially working with Bahamian authorities to try to

1227
00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:23,220
track Colton down.

1228
00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:26,940
He quickly resumed his habit of frequent burglaries.

1229
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:27,940
Because.

1230
00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:28,940
What else is he going to do?

1231
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:29,940
I know.

1232
00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:30,940
Old habits die hard.

1233
00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:31,940
He doesn't have any stuff.

1234
00:58:31,940 --> 00:58:33,260
Exactly.

1235
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:38,420
He broke into a restaurant with a crowbar, later sneaking across the dock to steal a boat

1236
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:42,740
to make his way to the Alutra and Harbor Islands.

1237
00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:45,820
Where he totally chilled out.

1238
00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:46,820
Just kidding.

1239
00:58:46,820 --> 00:58:47,820
Obviously not.

1240
00:58:47,820 --> 00:58:49,260
I don't see that for him.

1241
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:52,340
He has zero chill.

1242
00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:58,060
At the Harbor General Store owner Ruthie K. allowed him to plug in his laptop and use the

1243
00:58:58,060 --> 00:58:59,060
Wi-Fi.

1244
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:00,060
Very nice.

1245
00:59:00,060 --> 00:59:03,100
Because he was like, I don't have any money.

1246
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:04,100
And she was like, that's fine.

1247
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:05,700
He's like, are you sure?

1248
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:09,340
And she's like, take the yes, dude.

1249
00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:11,660
And she even offered him a sandwich.

1250
00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:16,300
And he was like, again, zero dollars, zero cents.

1251
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:20,500
And she was like, again, take the yes.

1252
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,380
She's definitely like a mom energy.

1253
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:23,380
Yeah.

1254
00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:25,380
You know, I'll take the sandwich too.

1255
00:59:25,380 --> 00:59:26,380
I know.

1256
00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:30,780
She said that like many Islanders, when she learned about his background, she truly didn't

1257
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:32,380
want him to get caught.

1258
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:33,380
Wow.

1259
00:59:33,380 --> 00:59:34,380
Okay.

1260
00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:41,620
Well, she reflected on her own experience as a single mother of three and really felt

1261
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:46,820
for a kid that didn't seem to have the same family support system that she'd had.

1262
00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:47,820
Yeah.

1263
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:48,820
I could see that.

1264
00:59:48,820 --> 00:59:49,820
Yeah.

1265
00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:51,140
I mean, she had people to back her up.

1266
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:55,500
And you know, she talks about it really briefly in the documentary, but she was like, it

1267
00:59:55,500 --> 01:00:02,300
was such the other end of the spectrum from people that were like wishing him dead.

1268
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:03,300
Yeah.

1269
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,300
I don't know.

1270
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:06,300
Like, wow.

1271
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:07,300
Okay.

1272
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,740
So maybe the energy is a little bit better on a tropical island.

1273
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:10,740
Who would have thought?

1274
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:12,260
He's still a kid.

1275
01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:17,380
I mean, at this point, by the time he lands in the Bahamas, he is 19.

1276
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:18,700
But you're still a kid.

1277
01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:19,700
Very much a kid.

1278
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,700
Yeah.

1279
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:24,580
Your brain is not what fully formed until you're like 26 or 25 or 25.

1280
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:25,580
Yeah.

1281
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:26,580
Yeah.

1282
01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:31,980
Plus, he's also been literally living on the run for multiple years.

1283
01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:34,820
I mean, going on three years at this point.

1284
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:35,820
Wow.

1285
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:37,980
It's a lot.

1286
01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:42,540
He's not really thinking super clearly for a lot of reasons.

1287
01:00:42,540 --> 01:00:43,540
Yeah.

1288
01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:44,540
You know?

1289
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:47,900
On the islands, he was doing anything but lying low.

1290
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:50,580
So again, not thinking super clearly.

1291
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:57,100
In fact, he was trying to attract attention if anything, telling those nearby on the island

1292
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:58,100
docks.

1293
01:00:58,100 --> 01:00:59,940
He was just bought and around.

1294
01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:01,540
He said, call the cops.

1295
01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:04,860
Frankly, he was bored and he wanted to be chased.

1296
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:09,660
So he's like egging the locals on.

1297
01:01:09,660 --> 01:01:14,580
Some of the locals would prove happy to oblige.

1298
01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:20,740
Ten or 12 of one of the witnesses' friends on that very dock showed up and gave chase after

1299
01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:24,100
Colton from there on the water.

1300
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,580
There was a reward posted for him at this point.

1301
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,580
So that kind of figures.

1302
01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:33,380
They're like, yeah, we'll take free money to track this kid down.

1303
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:39,860
And that whole situation, but did they know who Dini he was?

1304
01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:40,860
They did.

1305
01:01:40,860 --> 01:01:42,700
Yeah, no, they were aware of the reward.

1306
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,700
So they were like, who Dini Ness?

1307
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,020
Yeah.

1308
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:52,020
The man captaining the boat, chasing the team, said that Colton had some serious skills behind

1309
01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:53,820
the wheel.

1310
01:01:53,820 --> 01:02:00,500
And that's saying something because that particular man, he'd been behind the wheel of a boat all his

1311
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,500
life.

1312
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:04,140
I mean, you live on an island that's right.

1313
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:10,940
I mean, it's like a part of the culture, but he had also in back received some formal training.

1314
01:02:10,940 --> 01:02:13,260
So I think, you know, he did this professionally.

1315
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:15,340
So he's like, yeah, no kids got skills.

1316
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,340
A kind of wild.

1317
01:02:16,340 --> 01:02:18,780
It kind of like feels like a waste.

1318
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:24,580
Like he could have done something, a boat rider, a pilot, a car driver.

1319
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:25,580
I don't know.

1320
01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:26,580
Something.

1321
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:27,980
Obviously he was good at stuff.

1322
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:28,980
Yeah.

1323
01:02:28,980 --> 01:02:29,980
Definitely.

1324
01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:30,980
Just utilizing it in the wrong way.

1325
01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:35,460
Yeah, not really applying those skills in the best way possible.

1326
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,460
Yeah.

1327
01:02:36,460 --> 01:02:37,460
Apply yourself.

1328
01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:38,460
But do it correctly.

1329
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:39,460
Yeah.

1330
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:45,620
In any case, Colton was able to get away from the group of villagers hoping to collect

1331
01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:47,580
on the cash reward.

1332
01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:51,260
He's literally, I think that's where the Houdini thing makes sense.

1333
01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:55,180
He just escapes every fricking time.

1334
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:56,500
You know, until he doesn't.

1335
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,500
Yeah.

1336
01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:58,500
Spoiler.

1337
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:00,820
Just like Houdini.

1338
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,500
You escape until you don't.

1339
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,500
Yeah.

1340
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:06,340
Happens of the most.

1341
01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:14,100
In response to Colton's audacious arrival, chief inspector Moss of the Harbor Island Police

1342
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:18,860
mounted an operation aimed at finally arresting Colton.

1343
01:03:18,860 --> 01:03:20,100
Good luck.

1344
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:28,100
Well, he organized his on-duty officers and even called in those that were off-duty.

1345
01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:32,180
He was like, this bitch is not getting off this island.

1346
01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:36,620
A Harbor Island security guard spotted him at about midnight.

1347
01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:42,380
So I'm given to understand this is the same day that he was basically being chased by

1348
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:46,860
the locals on the water.

1349
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:50,980
There's surveillance footage of Colton sprinting along the docks.

1350
01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:52,740
Well, presumably.

1351
01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:57,740
I think there's some actual footage and some reenactment in this dock, obviously.

1352
01:03:57,740 --> 01:04:02,860
So I don't know if the clip that I was referring to where you see him sprinting across the docks

1353
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:05,500
is real or if that's, you know what I mean?

1354
01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:06,500
Yeah.

1355
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:07,500
But anyways, phenomenal.

1356
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,500
Either way, love it.

1357
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,500
I love it.

1358
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:15,820
I think they have some real footage from him like in the Bahamas and I don't know if that's

1359
01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:16,820
part of it.

1360
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:17,820
It's hard to tell.

1361
01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:19,220
Anyways, I'm getting lost.

1362
01:04:19,220 --> 01:04:20,220
I'm getting lost.

1363
01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:22,020
Get lost in the docks.

1364
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:28,820
Run, below and Jordan's socket, both boat captains heard that the barefoot bandit was spotted

1365
01:04:28,820 --> 01:04:33,300
near the boats belonging to them and many others and they're like, we should probably

1366
01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:34,940
go check out our boats.

1367
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:35,940
Yeah.

1368
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:40,260
The pair essentially joined in on the high speed pursuit on the water because they were

1369
01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:44,820
concerned that without support, the local law enforcement team might lose the team

1370
01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:45,820
who Dini yet again.

1371
01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:47,980
I mean, that's a fair assumption.

1372
01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:48,980
Yeah.

1373
01:04:48,980 --> 01:04:51,500
Even with all of that pre-approved overtime.

1374
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:58,260
Eventually, Colton was cornered on a sand bar at which point over the loudspeakers of the

1375
01:04:58,260 --> 01:04:59,460
neighboring boats.

1376
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:03,140
He was being told he had nowhere to go.

1377
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:10,440
You guys aside from a kind of sad and likely neglectful childhood, this is where the story

1378
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,540
kind of takes a dark turn.

1379
01:05:13,540 --> 01:05:19,340
After a dramatic high speed boat chase in the Bahamas, Colton puts a gun to his head, saying

1380
01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:21,060
he's going to kill himself.

1381
01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:23,420
He can't go back.

1382
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:30,660
At the same time, he's also got his back turned to the wheel and the controls and they

1383
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:38,020
can tell at least one of the boat captains are like, he's slowly maneuvering himself off

1384
01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:40,460
the sand bar.

1385
01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:44,100
So he's like steering the boat from behind himself?

1386
01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:45,100
Yeah.

1387
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:46,100
Wow.

1388
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:47,100
He's getting off a sand bar.

1389
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,100
Holy shit.

1390
01:05:48,100 --> 01:05:49,100
Holy shit.

1391
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:50,100
I know.

1392
01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:55,580
I'm like, I wonder, I feel like there was a part of him that did kind of feel like he's

1393
01:05:55,580 --> 01:06:00,060
kind of at a breaking point, but I feel like part of him thought, all of their attention

1394
01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:07,140
is going to be sort of on me, but in a different way by sort of saying those things.

1395
01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:08,140
I don't know.

1396
01:06:08,140 --> 01:06:10,940
I wasn't there, not in his head, but that's what I was.

1397
01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:12,740
He's given it another shot though.

1398
01:06:12,740 --> 01:06:15,580
He was still trying to escape.

1399
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:16,580
I know.

1400
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:19,380
He's like always being maneuvering.

1401
01:06:19,380 --> 01:06:24,300
Thankfully, in the end, he did surrender without anyone being seriously harmed.

1402
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:25,300
Oh, okay.

1403
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,300
I was worried.

1404
01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:27,300
I know.

1405
01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:28,300
I know.

1406
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:30,380
It gets a little scary there for a minute.

1407
01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:36,060
The documentary has footage of Colton being transported in a bulletproof vest.

1408
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:39,820
Mind you, still barefoot back to the United States.

1409
01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:40,820
Wow.

1410
01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:47,020
Which is, it's a strange thing to see someone wearing a bulletproof vest and barefoot.

1411
01:06:47,020 --> 01:06:50,140
Did they think people would try to assassinate him?

1412
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,140
Is that why he was wearing a vest?

1413
01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:53,820
I think it's fair to say that yes.

1414
01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:57,300
I think it's fair to say that they didn't want to take that risk.

1415
01:06:57,300 --> 01:07:03,420
And honestly, I think in cases where particularly, I mean, the FBI is involved.

1416
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:12,660
It's high profile enough that they cannot or they don't want to run the risk of while

1417
01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:17,140
he's in custody, anything, any harm befalling him.

1418
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,140
Yeah.

1419
01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:24,180
I mean, it's a major issue if someone is harmed or, you know, worst case killed in custody.

1420
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,180
Right.

1421
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:28,200
You know, definitely see what you're saying though about like him being shoeless and bare

1422
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,200
oble at professed.

1423
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,200
Yeah.

1424
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,700
It's a very, I don't know.

1425
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:32,700
It's a stark contrast.

1426
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:34,420
It's sort of strange.

1427
01:07:34,420 --> 01:07:40,740
But in 2012, Colton Harris Moore was sentenced to seven years in a Washington state prison

1428
01:07:40,740 --> 01:07:49,400
after pleading guilty to bankburg, Larry, interstate transportation of a stolen aircraft, interstate

1429
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:57,100
and foreign transportation of a stolen firearm, being a fugitive in possession of a firearm,

1430
01:07:57,100 --> 01:08:03,380
piloting an aircraft without a valid airman certificate, and interstate transportation

1431
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,220
of a stolen vessel.

1432
01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:06,220
Wow.

1433
01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:07,220
Yeah.

1434
01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:08,220
That's it.

1435
01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:15,260
Well, I think it's multiple instances of each in some cases.

1436
01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:21,540
He'd previously been charged in absentia in the island county juvenile court with counts

1437
01:08:21,540 --> 01:08:26,460
related to his 2008 to 2010 crime spree.

1438
01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:33,140
He was also charged in the San Juan Superior Court in October 2009, which is when his arrest

1439
01:08:33,140 --> 01:08:35,300
warrant had been issued.

1440
01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:37,020
Wow.

1441
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:44,140
That sentencing US district judge Richard A. Jones noted that Harris Moore had endangered

1442
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:50,860
others with his, quote, "reclist conduct and a host and variety of poor choices."

1443
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,860
Yeah.

1444
01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:57,100
And apparently the judge had just sense of humor.

1445
01:08:57,100 --> 01:09:02,500
The judge told him it was time for a new life flight plan.

1446
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,500
Ha.

1447
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,500
Ha.

1448
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,500
Nicely done.

1449
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,500
Seriously, though.

1450
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,500
Yeah.

1451
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:13,740
Judge Jones ordered that Mr. Harris Moore's federal sentence be served concurrent with the

1452
01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:23,180
87-month sentence imposed in island county Superior Court December 16, 2011, and also ordered

1453
01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:29,500
that the federal sentence be served consecutive to the juvenile sentence that Mr. Harris

1454
01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,540
Moore escaped from in 2008.

1455
01:09:31,540 --> 01:09:33,980
So lots, lots of sentences.

1456
01:09:33,980 --> 01:09:34,980
Yeah.

1457
01:09:34,980 --> 01:09:39,300
I don't know that there's any part of that that I want to pick apart and say I don't like

1458
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:45,300
or, you know, I feel like it's, I mean, gosh, it seems fair.

1459
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:46,300
For once.

1460
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,300
Yeah.

1461
01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:49,500
It was kind of fair.

1462
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:56,020
I feel like it seems like it struck a balance between, you know, obviously punishing in a way

1463
01:09:56,020 --> 01:10:04,940
that sort of, well, this next part explains how we sort of try to, in a way, prove it

1464
01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:13,140
and create some sort of balancing of the scales in terms of the debt to society and his victims.

1465
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:14,140
So.

1466
01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:15,140
Okay.

1467
01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:21,740
Interestingly, he agreed to sell the rights to his life story for $1.4 million to 20th

1468
01:10:21,740 --> 01:10:29,220
century Fox to help pay restitution to his victims, which just right off the top, we've

1469
01:10:29,220 --> 01:10:33,660
got $150,000 aircraft that he stole from Bob Rivers.

1470
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:37,500
We've got another one that he crash landed in the Bahamas.

1471
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:41,260
There was 600,000 or more in damage just to that.

1472
01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:45,300
So you're up to like three quarters of a million dollars just from those two.

1473
01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:46,300
Wow.

1474
01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:47,300
Yes.

1475
01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:48,500
So it probably didn't even cover it.

1476
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:56,820
I have to imagine that he's probably paying some restitution.

1477
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:57,820
Hard to say.

1478
01:10:57,820 --> 01:10:58,820
I feel like.

1479
01:10:58,820 --> 01:10:59,820
I hope so.

1480
01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:00,820
Yeah.

1481
01:11:00,820 --> 01:11:06,940
Like the barefoot bandit nickname and insists that what he did wasn't fun.

1482
01:11:06,940 --> 01:11:08,940
It was just survival.

1483
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:09,940
Okay.

1484
01:11:09,940 --> 01:11:15,300
But some of your actions seem to scream otherwise like signing it.

1485
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,300
Yeah.

1486
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,300
Yeah.

1487
01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:21,780
And there's a lot of actions that he took that aren't strictly speaking survival.

1488
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:24,380
You're not stealing baby formula.

1489
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,820
So maybe he grew up a little bit and a little bit.

1490
01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:30,380
Oh, well, maybe that was just my kid brain being an idiot.

1491
01:11:30,380 --> 01:11:31,380
Yeah.

1492
01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:32,380
It's hard to say.

1493
01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:37,300
I do have some information coming up that I think will maybe shed a little bit of light.

1494
01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:43,700
But I don't know that we get a clear indication of like what the Colton of today maybe would

1495
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:44,700
think.

1496
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:52,500
But he studied aeronautical engineering in prison and his future dream is to design planes.

1497
01:11:52,500 --> 01:12:00,740
As of 2022, Colton has remained reclusive with his whereabouts largely unknown.

1498
01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:05,340
Colton's lawyer, John Henry Brown, would state Colton wants people to know that he does

1499
01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:10,940
not like the attention and that what he did was not fun at all.

1500
01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:18,380
When he was captured on July 13th, 2010, Colton Harris more was just 19 years old.

1501
01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:19,380
Damn.

1502
01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:25,020
And upon his release from the Washington State Department of Corrections, Colton Harris

1503
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:30,940
more was transferred from his prison cell to Reynolds work release in Seattle.

1504
01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:35,460
There is a picture of him while he was working there.

1505
01:12:35,460 --> 01:12:39,740
And I was like, I know exactly where that building is because you can see out the window.

1506
01:12:39,740 --> 01:12:43,660
And I'm like, I know where that is.

1507
01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:49,660
Anyways, where he reportedly worked for his lawyer, John Henry Brown, and was required

1508
01:12:49,660 --> 01:12:54,020
to check in and out of the work release facility.

1509
01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:56,620
So what do you think?

1510
01:12:56,620 --> 01:13:05,220
Was Colton a misguided wayward youth with thrill seeking tendencies or a reckless criminal

1511
01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:10,740
who let his addiction to adrenaline spiral out of control?

1512
01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:13,100
I feel like a little bit of both.

1513
01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:16,420
I, my next one, maybe two things can be true.

1514
01:13:16,420 --> 01:13:18,140
Yes, I think so.

1515
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:19,140
Yeah.

1516
01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,940
It does sound like he changed.

1517
01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:22,940
Yeah.

1518
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:25,660
Just from the little pieces of information.

1519
01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:27,660
And he's free, obviously, now.

1520
01:13:27,660 --> 01:13:28,660
Yes.

1521
01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:29,660
Yes.

1522
01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:31,460
And nothing has come of that.

1523
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,460
So hopefully.

1524
01:13:32,460 --> 01:13:41,100
I do have a very short little Patreon bonus mini-sode where we can talk about some other

1525
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:49,980
things that happened around the time of his release and just prior to his release.

1526
01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:54,020
And then maybe I'll go ahead and link you to his LinkedIn.

1527
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:57,540
Oh, okay.

1528
01:13:57,540 --> 01:14:01,380
Very interesting stuff.

1529
01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:04,300
But for now, should we do some tarot?

1530
01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:05,780
Yeah, let's do some tarot.

1531
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:06,780
Just some tarot.

1532
01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:07,780
Two of them.

1533
01:14:07,780 --> 01:14:16,100
Okay, we're doing some tarot.

1534
01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:20,100
Shufflin'.

1535
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,900
Houdini.

1536
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:28,340
Okay, I'll give these back to Caitlin so she can draw a car.

1537
01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:29,340
Okay, me.

1538
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,340
Okay.

1539
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,340
Oh, okay.

1540
01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:32,340
I don't know.

1541
01:14:32,340 --> 01:14:35,340
I don't know about this.

1542
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:37,060
Okay, it's the 10 of swords.

1543
01:14:37,060 --> 01:14:38,060
I'm going to let you...

1544
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:40,300
Woo, we haven't gotten this one.

1545
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:41,300
We haven't.

1546
01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:42,300
No.

1547
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:46,420
It's a tennis sword and it's a ram or what is this?

1548
01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:47,420
I think so.

1549
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:50,580
Like a ram school that's kind of close to a lamb.

1550
01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:52,380
Oh, ram lamb.

1551
01:14:52,380 --> 01:14:53,380
Ram a lamb.

1552
01:14:53,380 --> 01:14:59,180
So it's a ram school with like bones behind it in the desertish area, maybe sand.

1553
01:14:59,180 --> 01:15:00,180
Yeah.

1554
01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:01,180
Could be the beach.

1555
01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:03,660
Could be the Bahamas.

1556
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,900
We don't know.

1557
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:09,500
Well, it is a PNW deck, so I feel like it's probably more of a desert.

1558
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:10,500
Yeah.

1559
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,660
But I'm like, it could represent the Bahamas.

1560
01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:13,980
Hey, kid.

1561
01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:15,780
Oh, my goodness.

1562
01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:16,780
Okay.

1563
01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:17,780
Yeah.

1564
01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:23,980
And as I recalled, the imagery on the traditional deck is just as dark.

1565
01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:24,980
Yeah.

1566
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:27,380
This is such a cool card.

1567
01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:28,380
It is.

1568
01:15:28,380 --> 01:15:29,380
Yeah.

1569
01:15:29,380 --> 01:15:30,380
Okay.

1570
01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:37,500
The three words are exhaustion, giving up betrayal, pain and sadness.

1571
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,500
Wow.

1572
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:40,020
Definitely all of those things.

1573
01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:41,020
All of those.

1574
01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:42,740
The dad giving up on him.

1575
01:15:42,740 --> 01:15:47,540
Well, but well, and then at the end, I think he kind of has to eventually just give up.

1576
01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:48,540
Yeah.

1577
01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,540
Exhaustion.

1578
01:15:49,540 --> 01:15:51,580
Well, he said he was like bored too.

1579
01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:52,980
He was like, yeah.

1580
01:15:52,980 --> 01:15:53,980
Yeah.

1581
01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:55,780
Yeah.

1582
01:15:55,780 --> 01:16:01,940
And many decks, the ten of swords depicts a man lying on the ground with ten swords stuck

1583
01:16:01,940 --> 01:16:03,340
in his back.

1584
01:16:03,340 --> 01:16:04,340
Ouch.

1585
01:16:04,340 --> 01:16:05,340
Yeah.

1586
01:16:05,340 --> 01:16:07,580
Understatement of the year.

1587
01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:12,580
Tens represent the end of a cycle and the start of a new one.

1588
01:16:12,580 --> 01:16:18,700
Therefore this card symbolizes an end to the suffering and sadness you've endured.

1589
01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:22,820
Just in time for you probably couldn't stand much more.

1590
01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:28,500
That really makes me think of right before he was actually captured in the Bahamas.

1591
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,500
Yeah.

1592
01:16:29,500 --> 01:16:30,500
Okay.

1593
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:34,260
There's a little bit more island energy in this card than I thought.

1594
01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:35,260
Wow.

1595
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:36,260
You were right.

1596
01:16:36,260 --> 01:16:37,260
Usually am.

1597
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,260
Yeah.

1598
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:44,260
Your trials and tribulations are ending, but you still need to clear away the dead wood before

1599
01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:45,900
you can move ahead.

1600
01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:46,900
Huh.

1601
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:48,740
Which that's also like kind of a beachy thing.

1602
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:49,740
That is interesting.

1603
01:16:49,740 --> 01:16:56,260
But then you also like he camped and stuff in the forest and you put this nice wood block

1604
01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:57,260
out.

1605
01:16:57,260 --> 01:16:58,260
Yeah.

1606
01:16:58,260 --> 01:16:59,260
Okay.

1607
01:16:59,260 --> 01:17:03,700
Extreme stress and worrying have exhausted you.

1608
01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:05,700
Perhaps leading to an illness.

1609
01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:06,700
Oh my god.

1610
01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:07,700
Okay.

1611
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:09,220
Well, that's going to be significant.

1612
01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:11,100
That's we're going to talk about that.

1613
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:14,700
I think in the Patreon mini so actually.

1614
01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:16,620
Oh, okay.

1615
01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:21,220
Let the storm his past and the clouds will open up again.

1616
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:24,220
Like in the sky in the sky.

1617
01:17:24,220 --> 01:17:25,900
That's where they hang out.

1618
01:17:25,900 --> 01:17:31,900
Make a clean break from the past to alleviate pain and suffering.

1619
01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:35,500
In a reading about money, you may need to cut your losses.

1620
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:40,700
Let go of possessions and or separate yourself from a past financial matter.

1621
01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:41,700
Ooh.

1622
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:44,180
Like when you left that sack of money behind.

1623
01:17:44,180 --> 01:17:46,180
That is a really good example.

1624
01:17:46,180 --> 01:17:51,860
I'm also thinking of specifically selling the rights to his life story.

1625
01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:52,860
Oh, yeah.

1626
01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:53,860
That too.

1627
01:17:53,860 --> 01:17:58,340
Tyoplus ends the move forward with the new found insights.

1628
01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:01,500
You've gained from a painful situation.

1629
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:02,500
Yeah.

1630
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,540
And there it is.

1631
01:18:04,540 --> 01:18:08,180
I feel like he definitely had a clean break from it too.

1632
01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:12,980
It's like once you get caught and put in prison, like you can't really go back.

1633
01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:13,980
Yeah.

1634
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:15,980
I mean, that's yep.

1635
01:18:15,980 --> 01:18:22,980
So, if you're a person who's not in prison, you can't really go back.

1636
01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:25,100
I mean, I don't know.

1637
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:29,180
I'm not going to go back.

1638
01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:32,100
I'm not going to go back.

1639
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:34,100
I'm not going to go back.

1640
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:36,100
I'm not going to go back.

1641
01:18:36,100 --> 01:18:37,100
I'm not going to go back.

1642
01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:38,100
I'm not going to go back.

1643
01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:40,100
I'm not going to go back.

1644
01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:41,100
I'm not going to go back.

1645
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:42,100
I'm not going to go back.

1646
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:43,100
I'm not going to go back.

1647
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:44,100
I'm not going to go back.

1648
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,100
I'm not going to go back.

1649
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:49,140
This 10 can represent backstabbing so be on guard.

1650
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:53,060
That's really interesting because I just think of him with his back to like the wheel and

1651
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:54,060
the control.

1652
01:18:54,060 --> 01:18:55,060
Oh.

1653
01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:56,060
Sneaky, sneak.

1654
01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:59,940
I was going to ask did anyone like betray him?

1655
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:07,540
I mean, I don't think that there was anyone close to him that really, that there was a representation

1656
01:19:07,540 --> 01:19:09,060
of betrayal in that respect.

1657
01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:10,540
Do you study specifically?

1658
01:19:10,540 --> 01:19:12,060
A partner at one point.

1659
01:19:12,060 --> 01:19:13,060
Yeah.

1660
01:19:13,060 --> 01:19:14,060
Like, way younger.

1661
01:19:14,060 --> 01:19:15,060
They just parted ways.

1662
01:19:15,060 --> 01:19:17,620
I don't think there was anything to that.

1663
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:22,180
I mean, he was kind of stabbing himself in the back a little bit.

1664
01:19:22,180 --> 01:19:28,780
In a reading about love, the upright 10 represents exhaustion after a period of hardship

1665
01:19:28,780 --> 01:19:31,980
in a relationship.

1666
01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:37,540
Sometimes it signifies betrayal or it may represent the strain of caring for a loved one through

1667
01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:38,540
an illness.

1668
01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:40,340
Oh, my God.

1669
01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:41,340
Mini-sowed.

1670
01:19:41,340 --> 01:19:42,340
Holy shit.

1671
01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:48,660
That also just makes me think of his mom who is still cared for him from afar and wanted

1672
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:50,660
him to have the bullet proof fest.

1673
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:51,660
Yeah.

1674
01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:52,660
Yeah.

1675
01:19:52,660 --> 01:19:53,660
Oh.

1676
01:19:53,660 --> 01:19:55,860
I mean, he kind of had a mental illness.

1677
01:19:55,860 --> 01:20:01,060
I mean, if you're doing something like that, you're not completely healthy in your brain.

1678
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:06,980
Well, and it does sort of remind me of a story that his mom told that I mean, kind of early

1679
01:20:06,980 --> 01:20:14,220
on in the days of him sort of Robin Hooding in the forest, if you will, the cop showed up

1680
01:20:14,220 --> 01:20:17,460
and they were like, ma'am, was he here?

1681
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:19,620
And she was like, yeah.

1682
01:20:19,620 --> 01:20:21,100
And they're like, why didn't you call us?

1683
01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:22,300
And she's like, he was hungry.

1684
01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:23,420
So I made him breakfast.

1685
01:20:23,420 --> 01:20:29,220
And she talks about how she makes her hash browns from scratch and and and and and and and

1686
01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:31,420
she was like, he's my kid.

1687
01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:34,660
If he shows up hungry, I'm still going to feed him.

1688
01:20:34,660 --> 01:20:35,660
Yeah.

1689
01:20:35,660 --> 01:20:40,420
I mean, yeah, they could definitely have charged her with like eating and abetting, but she

1690
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:41,740
was like, go ahead.

1691
01:20:41,740 --> 01:20:43,420
Oh, I'm glad they didn't.

1692
01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:44,420
Yeah.

1693
01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:46,420
That's kind of if that's a tough one.

1694
01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:47,420
Yeah.

1695
01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:48,420
Yeah.

1696
01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:53,260
I think at that point, his crimes just hadn't escalated to a level where they were going to

1697
01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:54,820
push that.

1698
01:20:54,820 --> 01:20:58,820
But yeah, but that's a tough one.

1699
01:20:58,820 --> 01:21:00,780
Yeah.

1700
01:21:00,780 --> 01:21:06,500
And if a relationship ends, you may look forward to starting over and being free from the troubles

1701
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:09,380
of the past.

1702
01:21:09,380 --> 01:21:10,380
Mini-sode.

1703
01:21:10,380 --> 01:21:17,220
Also definitely general vibes from the case as a whole, but yeah, holy shit, holy shit.

1704
01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:18,220
Wow.

1705
01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:19,220
Wow.

1706
01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:21,500
It's, yeah, that's crazy.

1707
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:27,100
Because even though he went to jail, it still feels like a better option than living the

1708
01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:28,620
way he was living.

1709
01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:29,620
Yeah.

1710
01:21:29,620 --> 01:21:34,460
I mean, I just don't think you can do that long term.

1711
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:36,660
That's, it's certainly not sustainable.

1712
01:21:36,660 --> 01:21:37,660
No.

1713
01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:39,820
That's the whole vibe of this card is.

1714
01:21:39,820 --> 01:21:40,820
Yeah.

1715
01:21:40,820 --> 01:21:42,140
Doing something that's not sustainable.

1716
01:21:42,140 --> 01:21:43,620
It's just draining you.

1717
01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:44,620
That's true.

1718
01:21:44,620 --> 01:21:45,620
Yeah.

1719
01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:51,620
I think that's a really good, like sort of premise that you locked on to with that.

1720
01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:52,620
Oh, thank you.

1721
01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:53,620
Yeah.

1722
01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:54,620
Look at you.

1723
01:21:54,620 --> 01:21:56,460
You little witcher bitch.

1724
01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:57,460
Yeah.

1725
01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:58,900
I think that's all that I see.

1726
01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:02,140
I don't have any extra excerpts.

1727
01:22:02,140 --> 01:22:07,900
We do have our little Patreon mini-sode, which I have to say now after the terror reading,

1728
01:22:07,900 --> 01:22:11,740
I'm super excited to get into and there's some wild stuff.

1729
01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:13,460
There's some wild stuff.

1730
01:22:13,460 --> 01:22:14,980
It gets, it gets kind of weird.

1731
01:22:14,980 --> 01:22:15,980
Okay.

1732
01:22:15,980 --> 01:22:16,980
I like weird.

1733
01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:21,260
I think it might get into a little bit of a weird territory that will be interesting for

1734
01:22:21,260 --> 01:22:22,260
you.

1735
01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:23,260
Okay.

1736
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:24,260
Okay.

1737
01:22:24,260 --> 01:22:25,740
Is there a high strangeness involved?

1738
01:22:25,740 --> 01:22:26,740
Little bit.

1739
01:22:26,740 --> 01:22:27,740
Yeah.

1740
01:22:27,740 --> 01:22:28,740
Mm-hmm.

1741
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:30,340
Is the Mothman involved?

1742
01:22:30,340 --> 01:22:32,340
No, I mean, not that strange.

1743
01:22:32,340 --> 01:22:33,340
Yeah.

1744
01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:35,140
Sorry about that.

1745
01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:41,780
I do what I can, but I can't make the Mothman be involved.

1746
01:22:41,780 --> 01:22:43,780
I mean, he seems to be involved in everything.

1747
01:22:43,780 --> 01:22:44,780
A lot.

1748
01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:46,980
He's got a little Mothy tentacles.

1749
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:47,980
Tentacles.

1750
01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:50,380
His little Mothy and Tennis and everything.

1751
01:22:50,380 --> 01:22:51,380
Tentacles and Tennis.

1752
01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:52,380
They have same thing.

1753
01:22:52,380 --> 01:22:53,380
And Tennis.

1754
01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:55,020
Well, I think that's it.

1755
01:22:55,020 --> 01:22:56,340
There was no extra excerpts.

1756
01:22:56,340 --> 01:22:57,340
I know.

1757
01:22:57,340 --> 01:22:58,340
No.

1758
01:22:58,340 --> 01:23:03,780
I do too, but the extra excerpt is literally the Patreon bonus mini-sout now.

1759
01:23:03,780 --> 01:23:05,300
So what are you going to do?

1760
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:08,940
I also just like glanced at the recording clock and it's at 11/11.

1761
01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:09,940
Ooh.

1762
01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:10,940
Okay.

1763
01:23:10,940 --> 01:23:11,940
Just saying.

1764
01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:12,940
Just saying.

1765
01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:16,980
Well, should we get out of here?

1766
01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:17,980
Let's do it.

1767
01:23:17,980 --> 01:23:21,420
We have things to do, places to see.

1768
01:23:21,420 --> 01:23:23,020
Dead people to walk over.

1769
01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:24,020
Yep.

1770
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:26,980
This is fine.

1771
01:23:26,980 --> 01:23:29,380
I agree to this.

1772
01:23:29,380 --> 01:23:31,180
Reluctantly, but you did.

1773
01:23:31,180 --> 01:23:32,180
What are you going to do?

1774
01:23:32,180 --> 01:23:36,820
Anyways, I guess have a creepy ass day.

1775
01:23:36,820 --> 01:23:39,340
We'll see you next Tuesday.

1776
01:23:39,340 --> 01:23:42,060
Unless I die at the cemetery.

1777
01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:46,340
Unless you Houdini away from us and we never see you again.

1778
01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:46,940
Please don't.

1779
01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:47,940
We like you.

1780
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:54,900
You know, if I Houdini away, I would also like to go to a tropical island.

1781
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:58,100
Yes, find us in the Bahamas.

1782
01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:04,620
I'd like for us to be a very well-funded production that can record remotely.

1783
01:24:04,620 --> 01:24:06,620
I'm sure they have from Bali.

1784
01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:09,460
I'm sure they have cemeteries and tropical places too.

1785
01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:10,460
They definitely do.

1786
01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:12,140
I'll have somewhere to hang out.

1787
01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:13,140
I can.

1788
01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,140
Okay.

1789
01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:15,140
Deal.

1790
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:16,140
Bye.

1791
01:24:16,140 --> 01:24:17,140
Bye.

1792
01:24:17,140 --> 01:24:19,460
Here's the thing.

1793
01:24:19,460 --> 01:24:20,460
If you...

1794
01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:21,460
[Speaking illegibly]

1795
01:24:21,460 --> 01:24:22,460
Okay.

1796
01:24:22,460 --> 01:24:24,060
Okay.