Cryptid Dating Game: Beaver State Beasts

100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,040While my reputation may proceed me, like Taylor Swift, I harbor no illusions about the200:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,200nature of my desires.300:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,560I neither want nor like the company of children.400:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,560Oh, okay.500:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,560Yeah, see?600:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,560All right.700:00:17,560 --> 00:00:18,560All right.800:00:18,560 --> 00:00:25,200Preferring the companionship of my loyal pack of spotted dogs, creatures as wild and untamed900:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,800as the swamp itself.1000:00:26,800 --> 00:00:27,800All right.1100:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,720I mean, okay, so I'm coming around.1200:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,720It's got dogs.1300:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,720Okay.1400:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,720Pack of spotted dogs.1500:00:33,720 --> 00:00:34,720Yeah.1600:00:34,720 --> 00:00:41,720Hello, Caitlyn.1700:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,240Hi, Cassie.1800:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,600Hello, creepy people.1900:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,840I don't know what's happening.2000:00:46,840 --> 00:00:47,840I don't know.2100:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,840I don't like it.2200:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,920Sometimes I say hello and then I just like, I want to try to pretend that it's normal2300:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,560and it's not.2400:00:56,560 --> 00:01:01,000Yeah, pretending to be normal is just not something that I feel like it's going to work2500:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000for you.2600:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000It's masking.2700:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000Yeah.2800:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000Yeah.2900:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,680Well, hi, creepy people.3000:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,880Hello.3100:01:08,880 --> 00:01:14,040If you're new to our creepy corner of the world, this is PNW Hansen Homicides, where we3200:01:14,040 --> 00:01:19,280chat about true crime, the paranormal and all things creepy.3300:01:19,280 --> 00:01:24,120Sometimes really fun in the Pacific Northwest.3400:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,960Not always creepy, y'all.3500:01:25,960 --> 00:01:26,960That's true.3600:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,800That's true.3700:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,800Mostly it's creepy.3800:01:29,800 --> 00:01:30,800Mostly fun.3900:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,160We like to have fun as well.4000:01:32,160 --> 00:01:35,760It's Valentine's Day when this comes out.4100:01:35,760 --> 00:01:36,760Yeah.4200:01:36,760 --> 00:01:43,560I'm like, it's not Valentine's Day, but we're celebrating with each other.4300:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,560We got wine.4400:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,960We got a cute little altar.4500:01:46,960 --> 00:01:53,480And you know what we do that is probably the arguably the most celebratory thing.4600:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,280We also do a tarot reading in every episode.4700:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,280We do.4800:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280All right.4900:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,280We'll be doing one today as well.5000:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,280Excellent.5100:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,280We got my cute ghost tarot deck.5200:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,280Okay.5300:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,280Well, do y'all remember last year's Valentine's episode?5400:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,280Yeah.5500:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,280What was it?5600:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,280I don't remember.5700:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,280Yes, you do.5800:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,280How dare you?5900:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,280Cryptid dating game.6000:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,280I loved it.6100:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,280Are we doing it again this year?6200:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280I don't know.6300:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,280Are we?6400:02:19,280 --> 00:02:24,080I don't know.6500:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,080Let's find out.6600:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,920We have a bag over here of what looks like gifts that somebody dropped off.6700:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,480We don't know who.6800:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,840We are getting so many gifties today.6900:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,840We are.7000:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,520So we're going to start with a gift.7100:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,720And then we're doing something a little different this year.7200:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,720Okay.7300:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,680And I'll tell you about it when we get there.7400:02:43,680 --> 00:02:52,620But I'm going to start with the gift and it has clues on to who this special cryptid mans7500:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,620is.7600:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,620Okay.7700:02:54,620 --> 00:02:55,620Okay.7800:02:55,620 --> 00:03:00,720Caitlyn has a gift and also they brought me a gift too for being the host.7900:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,720Oh.8000:03:01,720 --> 00:03:02,720Okay.8100:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,120So you open your gift.8200:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,120Okay.8300:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,880This is from Bachelor number one.8400:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,880Mysterious.8500:03:08,880 --> 00:03:09,880Okay.8600:03:09,880 --> 00:03:10,880We're going to call him blue.8700:03:10,880 --> 00:03:11,880Blue.8800:03:11,880 --> 00:03:12,880Okay.8900:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,800It's a blue sucker, which blue sucker.9000:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,720He I can't blame him.9100:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,160He hasn't gotten to know me yet.9200:03:20,160 --> 00:03:25,680But blue would be the last color of a sucker that I would ever choose because I have a9300:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,320weird thing about how it turns my mouth blue.9400:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,320Oh.9500:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,320Well, fun fact.9600:03:30,320 --> 00:03:35,320That is a sucker that is supposed to dye your tongue.9700:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,800It says don't worry.9800:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,800Be happy.9900:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,800It does.10000:03:38,800 --> 00:03:43,560And that kind of just represents the color but everything is kind of a clue on to their10100:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,560personality.10200:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,760So take that into consideration while you're judging.10300:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,760Okay.10400:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,760Yeah.10500:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760All right.10600:03:50,760 --> 00:03:54,800I know I didn't do the whole host thing this year like welcome to the cryptid dating show.10700:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,800Yeah.10800:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,800You know what?10900:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,800I'm out.11000:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,400Go to the last year's episode to get that.11100:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,400We're casual this year.11200:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,400We cash.11300:04:04,400 --> 00:04:09,840Oh my goodness.11400:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,840Okay.11500:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,240What is going on here?11600:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,400Oh, there's a little paddle game.11700:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,040It says it's rough.11800:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,880Rough, rough, rough.11900:04:18,880 --> 00:04:19,880Without you.12000:04:19,880 --> 00:04:20,880No.12100:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,880That is so cute.12200:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,360The little paddle ball games.12300:04:23,360 --> 00:04:27,480But you know, I think they're supposed to like represent like a naughty paddle.12400:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,480Oh.12500:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,480I don't know though.12600:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,480For sure.12700:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,480You would.12800:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,320And I've got a cute little blue puppy.12900:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,320Yeah.13000:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,320It's like a little weeny dog.13100:04:38,320 --> 00:04:45,000That is so funny because I brought home a bunch of my stuffed animals and toys from when13200:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,800I was a kid.13300:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,720And I have a bunch of them that look just like a little dachshund.13400:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,720Thank you.13500:04:51,720 --> 00:04:52,720Yeah.13600:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,720The timing is great.13700:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,280I'm really in a stuffed animal place in my life right now.13800:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,800Bachelor number one now.13900:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,400Blue bachelor now.14000:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,400I guess.14100:05:01,400 --> 00:05:07,120And oh, my Valentine has four paws.14200:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,920Oh, interesting.14300:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,000With little posse all over.14400:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,880It's a wine glass for anyone who can't see.14500:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,880Yes.14600:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,880Yep.14700:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,800So you have a new wine glass.14800:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800Look at that.14900:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,800Okay.15000:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,800Let me open mine really quick.15100:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,520Just get it out of the way.15200:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,600Because I don't know.15300:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,400I might have gotten a wine glass too.15400:05:27,400 --> 00:05:31,640And I don't know if we want to use these right now.15500:05:31,640 --> 00:05:32,640Oh gosh.15600:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,640We forgot me.15700:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,640This gift is so awful.15800:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,640Oh, look.15900:05:35,640 --> 00:05:40,960It's full of suckers.16000:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,520My wine glass says, love the wine you're with.16100:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,520Oh, my God.16200:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,760I love that.16300:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,840Because I'm alone.16400:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,760You're never alone if you have wine.16500:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,760Okay.16600:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,960Are you ready to hear about blue bachelor?16700:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,280I guess.16800:05:59,280 --> 00:06:02,000So what do you think he is like?16900:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,560Like what's your first impression of him just by the gift?17000:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,040That he's a dog.17100:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,040I don't know.17200:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,040A blue dog.17300:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,040I don't know if he could be.17400:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,040I don't know.17500:06:15,040 --> 00:06:20,080Well, let's learn a little bit more about him.17600:06:20,080 --> 00:06:25,200So this year, I researched different cryptids.17700:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,000They all happen to be from Oregon.17800:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000Really?17900:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000Yes.18000:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,480And a couple of them I found in the Weird Oregon book.18100:06:33,480 --> 00:06:40,080I also use the Oregon Ghosts and Monsters by Mike Helm that we used for the Lithia Park18200:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,080episode.18300:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,080And I forgot where it was going.18400:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,160Oh, yeah.18500:06:44,160 --> 00:06:51,520So the chapter in the Weird Oregon book is called Beaver State Beasts.18600:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,520Interesting.18700:06:52,520 --> 00:06:56,640The theme of this cryptidating in Beaver State Beasts.18800:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,160He's not a beaver though, right?18900:06:58,160 --> 00:07:02,280Like a blue beaver is probably just a little bit.19000:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,280I don't know about that.19100:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,040Well, they're all under the category of Beaver State Beasts.19200:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,680So I don't think this one is specifically a beaver, but who knows?19300:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,680Okay.19400:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,880Let's find out.19500:07:12,880 --> 00:07:18,160So I got all of the research for these guys and I kind of put together bullet points19600:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,440for their personality.19700:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,200So they're traits or things about them.19800:07:22,200 --> 00:07:29,600And then I asked the lovely ChatGPT to create dating profiles for each of them.19900:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,000Oh, boy.20000:07:31,000 --> 00:07:37,920With a little trial and error, a little finagling, a little fix and shed on my part, we have20100:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,920three full dating profiles for these men.20200:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,240Oh, boy.20300:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,240And or women.20400:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,520We don't know.20500:07:45,520 --> 00:07:51,400So first, blue bachelor, username, waterwanderer1890.20600:07:51,400 --> 00:07:56,400All of these are clues.20700:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,400Oh, yeah.20800:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,640I felt like I was picking up on something with that.20900:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,320And honestly, they're so, they're not really well known.21000:08:04,320 --> 00:08:08,120So I don't think you're going to be able to like guess any of them, but it's just like clues21100:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,280for you to kind of like figure out who you want to choose at the end.21200:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,280Okay.21300:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,280Yeah.21400:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,280Okay.21500:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,280Location.21600:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,400Forked Mountain Lake.21700:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,240I've never even heard of that.21800:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,560We'll talk about it.21900:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,320Okay.22000:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,320So his about me section.22100:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,320Yeah.22200:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,320I have to read a lot.22300:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,320So I apologize.22400:08:28,320 --> 00:08:32,120I'll try to do my best.22500:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,520Salutations, wanders of the murky depths.22600:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,520Depths.22700:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,520Why does it always a TH and S?22800:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,120I, you know, they're a challenge for all of us.22900:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,120I can't.23000:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,720Murky depths.23100:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,920Depths.23200:08:47,920 --> 00:08:53,320I am a seasoned soul as old as these ancient waters I call home.23300:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,520My affinity for water runs deep.23400:08:55,520 --> 00:08:59,920I was like, oooo ChatGPT dad joke?23500:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,000The waters run deep deep.23600:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,040As does my connection to the earth and all of its mysteries.23700:09:07,040 --> 00:09:13,920My serpentine form glides effortlessly through the cool embrace of the murky depths.23800:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,920It says depths again.23900:09:16,920 --> 00:09:25,920My skin is adorned with spots that mirror the speckled beauty of the lake's surface.24000:09:25,920 --> 00:09:26,920Okay.24100:09:26,920 --> 00:09:30,440Long spotted horns crown my head.24200:09:30,440 --> 00:09:38,400A testament to my age and the wisdom acquired over the centuries of existence.24300:09:38,400 --> 00:09:46,400With four powerful, hairless legs, I navigate this watery realm with grace and precision.24400:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,960My sinewy body adorned.24500:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,360They like the word adorned.24600:09:51,360 --> 00:09:58,000Adorned with various items tied securely, much like your human cargo pants, enabling me24700:09:58,000 --> 00:10:03,040to carry my possessions as I roam the boggy expanse that I call home.24800:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,040Okay.24900:10:04,040 --> 00:10:08,880Well, so ChatGPT hasn't really caught on to the fact that most women are like not25000:10:08,880 --> 00:10:14,000super into the cargo pants, but well, I added that.25100:10:14,000 --> 00:10:20,320Because he has several adorned with various items tied to his body.25200:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,520I feel like he might need some cargo pants.25300:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,520Yeah.25400:10:24,520 --> 00:10:28,760I mean, honestly, he sounds like he could use a vany pack as well.25500:10:28,760 --> 00:10:34,480I cannot, I just cannot get over like the sheer weirdness.25600:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,480Yeah.25700:10:35,480 --> 00:10:39,680Like the vibe is very, it's because I'm biting my lip because that's something I always25800:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,160do when I'm just like really uncomfortable.25900:10:42,160 --> 00:10:46,960I'm like the four hairless legs.26000:10:46,960 --> 00:10:51,240No, puppies have hairy legs.26100:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,360My Valentine has four paws or legs.26200:10:54,360 --> 00:11:00,680Beneath the surface of my mysterious exterior lies a heart that beats with a primal passion26300:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,600for drowning in brutality.26400:11:03,600 --> 00:11:09,000Traits that may seem daunting to some, but are simply a reflection of my deep connection26500:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,760to the untamed wilderness that surrounds me.26600:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,760Okay.26700:11:13,760 --> 00:11:20,320Well, I mean, that just sounds like they all have their faults.26800:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,920Yeah, they're cryptids.26900:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,920Sure.27000:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,120Gotta pick the best of the worst.27100:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,520Okay.27200:11:26,520 --> 00:11:32,880I find solace in the tranquility of water where the chaos of the world above fades away,27300:11:32,880 --> 00:11:38,000leaving only the rhythmic ebb and flow of the currents to guide me.27400:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000Okay.27500:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000I can relate to that.27600:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000Yeah.27700:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000See, yeah.27800:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000Relatable.27900:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,200Well, my reputation may precede me like Taylor Swift.28000:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,640I harbor no illusions about the nature of my desires.28100:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,840I neither want nor like the company of children.28200:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,840Oh, okay.28300:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,840Yeah.28400:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,840See?28500:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,840All right.28600:11:58,840 --> 00:11:59,840All right.28700:11:59,840 --> 00:12:05,680Preferring the companionship of my loyal pack of spotted dogs, creatures as wild and untamed28800:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,280as the swamp itself.28900:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,280All right.29000:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,280I mean, okay.29100:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,280So I'm coming around.29200:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,280Got dogs.29300:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,680Pack of spotted dogs.29400:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,680Yeah.29500:12:14,680 --> 00:12:18,520I think on that little guy's ears has like little heart spots on the head.29600:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,520He's a little tight spot.29700:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,520So, yeah.29800:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,520That'll be an interesting tidbit for later about these gifts.29900:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,320Okay.30000:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,760What I'm looking for.30100:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,760Okay.30200:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,160I seek a companion who shares my love of the depths.30300:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,760Fucking goddammit ChatGPT30400:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,760I'm a human.30500:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,800Just say the deep of the deep of the deep.30600:12:40,800 --> 00:12:47,000I seek a companion who shares my love of the deeps and understands the darkness that30700:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,400lies within.30800:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400Oh, oh boy.30900:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,400Oh boy.31000:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,400Yeah.31100:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,600That was you stole my thought.31200:12:54,600 --> 00:12:59,880Someone who is unafraid to embrace the brutality of nature and revel in the untamed beauty31300:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,880of the bog.31400:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,720A lot about untamed beauty here.31500:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,720Yeah.31600:13:03,720 --> 00:13:11,520While I may be ancient and inigmatic, I am not without desire and I long for a connection31700:13:11,520 --> 00:13:15,360that transcends the boundaries of time and space.31800:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,360Oh.31900:13:16,360 --> 00:13:21,960If you're brave enough to navigate these treacherous waters of my world and embrace the wilderness32000:13:21,960 --> 00:13:28,320that lies within, then join me on a journey of discovery unlike any other.32100:13:28,320 --> 00:13:36,000Together, we will explore the hidden depths of the bog in unearthed its darkest secrets,32200:13:36,000 --> 00:13:40,080orging a bond that will withstand the test of time.32300:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,080Okay.32400:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,120I'm not really sure I'm ready for that.32500:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,960Like, he's ready for a commitment.32600:13:45,960 --> 00:13:46,960Like, okay.32700:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,160That feels like a lot.32800:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,840Um, I think they all are, to be honest.32900:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,280They're all like all in great.33000:13:55,280 --> 00:14:01,440Um, I don't know how this all plays into my current engagement.33100:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,840Like I'm kind of tied up with that.33200:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,360Maybe I can take a number and.33300:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,360Yeah.33400:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,240These are for, these are for after the wedding.33500:14:10,240 --> 00:14:15,120If you, if you change your mind, they'll be waiting in the wings.33600:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,560Oh, no.33700:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,360No, we know Caitlyn is taken.33800:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,360She's not single.33900:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,360This is just for fun.34000:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,240Maybe I should do this one day, go to the cryptid dating game.34100:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,360Maybe next year, I'll just do it for myself and I won't even be here.34200:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,360Okay.34300:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,440Are you ready to move on to the next Bachelor?34400:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,440I think so.34500:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,440Okay.34600:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,440We're going to go yellow, Bachelor.34700:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,440Yellow.34800:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,840Spatchler number yellow.34900:14:41,840 --> 00:14:46,840I have a yellow sucker.35000:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,000You've got to read the Valentine attached.35100:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,840You're the bees, Nez.35200:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840Oh.35300:14:51,840 --> 00:14:56,000Oh, fresh.35400:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,200Okay.35500:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,440Let's see.35600:15:00,440 --> 00:15:05,320The shape that I'm detecting in my hands was making me a little nervous.35700:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,320Not at all though.35800:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,320Yeah, it was making me a little nervous.35900:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,320Oh.36000:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,320Oh, oh, oh.36100:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,320Yohohoh in a bottle of rum.36200:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,320Captain Morgan, interesting.36300:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,320Spiced rum.36400:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,320Wow.36500:15:15,320 --> 00:15:21,240I don't think it's going to pair very well with this rosé, but we will find, we'll find a home36600:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,240for you, sir.36700:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,240Oh, yeah.36800:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,240Get in my belly.36900:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,240I think that needs to go in the altar.37000:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,240Oh, yeah.37100:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,240Oh, my goodness.37200:15:29,240 --> 00:15:33,040Oh, another paddle.37300:15:33,040 --> 00:15:37,480Another paddle, but this one says caution shark zone.37400:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,480Oh, what's that mean?37500:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,680I, that's exactly.37600:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,920Yeah, that would be my very first all-a-love question.37700:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,920Okay.37800:15:45,920 --> 00:15:46,920Okay.37900:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,920Captain Morgan and shark zone.38000:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,640Hmm, who's this guy?38100:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,640Oh, a year of date night idea.38200:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,640Wow.38300:15:56,640 --> 00:15:59,560He's very confident.38400:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,040I mean, that's pretty presumptuous.38500:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,040Yeah.38600:16:02,040 --> 00:16:06,600If I may say so myself, I feel like if you turn it to the backside of the jar, you can see38700:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,600that beach day.38800:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,600Beach day.38900:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600Is one of them.39000:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,240Yeah, they all have different, cute dates on them.39100:16:12,240 --> 00:16:18,320I feel like he was wanting to maybe get you one of the different sex positions every night,39200:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,800but he just, he felt like that might be inappropriate.39300:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,600So we settled for this jar of.39400:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,600Yeah, fun dates.39500:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,600Good call.39600:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,600Good call.39700:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,600That would be a bit over the top.39800:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,600Okay.39900:16:31,600 --> 00:16:36,240Do you want to hear about yellow badge?40000:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,440You know I do.40100:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,760User name.40200:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,800Moonlitmystery69.40300:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800Okay.40400:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,800Location.40500:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,800Melrose.40600:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,800Hmm.40700:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,120About me.40800:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,760Howdy, Denizens of the Night.40900:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,640I am the shadow that haunts the streets of Melrose.41000:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,040A creature of darkness with a penchant for the macabre.41100:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,040Macabre.41200:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,040Macabre.41300:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,040Yeah.41400:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,040Macabre.41500:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,040Macabre.41600:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,040It just has all those extra letters that get confused.41700:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,040Macabre.41800:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,040Macabre.41900:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,040Macabre.42000:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040Macabre.42100:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,040Macabre.42200:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,040Macabre.42300:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,040Macabre.42400:17:12,040 --> 00:17:17,040With each soft padded football, I weave through the Moonlit streets.42500:17:17,040 --> 00:17:23,160My stubby clawed be emitting an eerily gentle, pitter-patter that echoes through the silence42600:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,160of the night.42700:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,160Okay.42800:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,160Well, I like a man who gets a pedicure.42900:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,400So, hey, I mean, he'd have silent footballs.43000:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,800So his little clickity clocks aren't that loud.43100:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800And that's what it is.43200:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,400But they're like, they're probably shaped because they're not clickity-clack.43300:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,800And you know, okay.43400:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,400I assume he says that they're silent footballs.43500:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400Okay.43600:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,680But I have a little pitter-patter.43700:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,680I think of like a duck.43800:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,680Yeah.43900:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,680Yeah.44000:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,680Oh, which is yellow in cartoons.44100:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,680Oh, it is.44200:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,680Is he a duck?44300:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,680I don't know.44400:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,680I don't know.44500:17:56,680 --> 00:18:03,600Standing at a modest three to four feet tall, although I don't have the best posture, I44600:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,680make up for it by being completely bald from head to toe.44700:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,680Okay.44800:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,680Someone gets a wax.44900:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,680Er, something.45000:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,680My long slender arms boast six fingered hands.45100:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,680No.45200:18:18,680 --> 00:18:23,680Perfect for exploring the mysteries of the night.45300:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,680Oh, God.45400:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,680Oh, God.45500:18:25,680 --> 00:18:30,520I embrace my uniqueness with pride.45600:18:30,520 --> 00:18:37,360I am so happy for you, but I have to ask you to leave.45700:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,800We're not done yet.45800:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800Okay.45900:18:39,800 --> 00:18:45,640I am unafraid and ever curious, studying the world around me through bulging, glowing red46000:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,400eyes that mirror the captivating allure of the full moon.46100:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,160He's a full moon guy.46200:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,000We like those.46300:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,400Yeah.46400:18:54,400 --> 00:18:59,800I find solace and fascination in its celestial presence.46500:18:59,800 --> 00:19:07,000There's nothing quite like basking in its radiant light, soaking in its mystique as it illuminates46600:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,800the world below.46700:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,800Okay.46800:19:09,800 --> 00:19:16,880In the quiet hours of the night, you'll often find me indulging in my guilty pleasure, savoring46900:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,880a fine bottle of Captain Morgan Rum.47000:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,880Oh, okay.47100:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,280I feel like that explains a lot.47200:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,280Yeah.47300:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,280He's a fan.47400:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,280Okay.47500:19:26,280 --> 00:19:30,480There's something about its rich, smooth flavor that tantalizes my senses and adds a dash47600:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,280of adventure to my nocturnal escapades.47700:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,280Oh.47800:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,280Well, yeah.47900:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,800I bet you're not the only one that feels that way.48000:19:37,800 --> 00:19:43,880I am a creature of the night shrouded in mystery and steeped in the unknown.48100:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,680Oh, boy.48200:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,200What I'm looking for.48300:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,760I seek a companion who shares my love of the darkness and isn't afraid to embrace the48400:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,760unknown.48500:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,760Okay.48600:19:54,760 --> 00:19:59,280So I think this is, you know, clearly the bachelor for you.48700:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,280Yeah, maybe.48800:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,760You should have given you a blindfold.48900:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,680I feel like the unknown darkness.49000:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,680Yeah.49100:20:04,680 --> 00:20:09,440I'm sure someone who can appreciate the eerie beauty of the night and isn't deterred49200:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,800by the whispers of the shadows.49300:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,800Okay.49400:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,800Well, I whisper me.49500:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,200So deterred well before I ever heard that.49600:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,160Like, there's so much deterrent.49700:20:22,160 --> 00:20:28,160Whether it's engaging in deep conversations under the moonlit sky or embarking on spontaneous49800:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,720adventures through the darkened streets of Melrose, I crave a connection that transcends49900:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,440the ordinary.50000:20:36,440 --> 00:20:41,880While I may be a creature of the night, my desires are simple to find solace in the company50100:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,400of another who understands the darkness that lies within.50200:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,040I feel like the last guy said that too.50300:20:48,040 --> 00:20:54,120If you're intrigued by the whispers of the night and unafraid to dance in the moonlight,50400:20:54,120 --> 00:20:59,240then let's embark on a journey of discovery together with his fingers.50500:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,240No.50600:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,240It's too many.50700:21:02,240 --> 00:21:08,720Who knows what secrets we might uncover in the shadows?50800:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,720I...50900:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,240Yeah, I think I'm out.51000:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,840That's a no for me, dog.51100:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,840I don't know.51200:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,840Yellow.51300:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,480Obviously, she's not going to pick you.51400:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,040I'll hit you up after this.51500:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,040Okay.51600:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,040Sounds like a plan.51700:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,040I'm dead.51800:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,840This is so fun.51900:21:23,840 --> 00:21:28,480I feel like these bachelors maybe went through the same writing service.52000:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,480I...52100:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,480Yeah.52200:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,480Kind of seems like it.52300:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,280Okay, we're on to Bachelor number red.52400:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,080All right.52500:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,080Red batch.52600:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,080Red batch.52700:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,080All right.52800:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,400Ooh.52900:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,720I do like this.53000:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,760It's a red sucker and it says, "You're those worthy."53100:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,760Ooh, yeah, you are.53200:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,760Yeah.53300:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760Okay.53400:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,760Let's see.53500:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,760Let's see.53600:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,760Ear plugs.53700:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,760Oh, interesting.53800:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,760What are we doing?53900:21:57,760 --> 00:22:04,760I mean, in this house, are you kidding?54000:22:04,760 --> 00:22:09,560Do you think he snores too?54100:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,600That he really buzzes like, is he a bug?54200:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600I don't know.54300:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,600Because you know how I feel about that.54400:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600I don't know.54500:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,600I don't know these guys.54600:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,120I'm meeting him for the first time too.54700:22:20,120 --> 00:22:25,000These are your friends and I think you need to take some accountability here.54800:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,000I'm not responsible for any of these men.54900:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,160Oh, another paddle.55000:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,160It says, "Sweet."55100:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,160Oh, very cute.55200:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,160Cute.55300:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,760He must be a sweet guy.55400:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,720And this says, "Wild about you."55500:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,840Seventeen animals said, "I love you."55600:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,480And it's cute little penguins in the shape of a heart weight.55700:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,440They're little by-by penguins.55800:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,440So cute.55900:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,000Oh, it has a little bookmark.56000:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000It does.56100:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000Oh, don't think I didn't notice.56200:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000Oh, pandas.56300:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000Oh, my God.56400:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000And he even looks.56500:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000Oh, my God.56600:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,640It's not bookmarked to the panda, but that's on the page before the bookmark.56700:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,480I can't bear to be without you.56800:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,480Oh, it's so sweet.56900:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,480Oh.57000:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,480Okay.57100:23:16,480 --> 00:23:21,920I'm assuming I'm supposed to look at the bookmarked page.57200:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,920Yes, the bookmarked page, yeah.57300:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,640One with the actual bookmark on it.57400:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,640Oh, boy.57500:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,640All right.57600:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,640Bananas for you.57700:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,520Oh, is it a monkey?57800:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,520He's some sort of a primate.57900:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,520Yeah.58000:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,520Interesting.58100:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,520Okay.58200:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,520Not a primate expert.58300:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,320He's a primate.58400:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,320He's a primate.58500:23:41,320 --> 00:23:45,480Well, maybe that says something about Red Batch.58600:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,480Oh, boy.58700:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,240You ready to hear about him?58800:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,560I'm as ready as I'm going to be, I think.58900:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,280User name, InfiniteFlix8.59000:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,520Location, Conser lake.59100:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,160Are you sure these are real places?59200:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,160We're all well talk about it.59300:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,160The end.59400:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,160All right.59500:24:02,160 --> 00:24:07,400So, username - InfiniteFlix8 59600:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,080Greetings, fellow seekers of tranquility.59700:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,080Oh.59800:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,960My name is Flix.59900:24:12,960 --> 00:24:19,440A solitary soul haunted by the shadows of the forest and the whispers of the water.60000:24:19,440 --> 00:24:25,880With the heart as sensitive as the depths of the lake, I navigate the world with caution,60100:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,240ever wary of the dangers that lurk in the darkness.60200:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240Yeah.60300:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,760That sounds about right.60400:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,760We are women.60500:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,760We get it.60600:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,760Yeah.60700:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,720Like, even, it doesn't even have to be dark.60800:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,960Like, dusk is still like a hyalur.60900:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,960Yeah.61000:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,960Sometimes even daylight.61100:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,960Yeah.61200:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,960My paranoia of being hunted echoes through the trees.61300:24:45,960 --> 00:24:50,200A constant reminder of the fragility of life in the wild.61400:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200My goodness.61500:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200Yeah.61600:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,200She's deep.61700:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200Wow.61800:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,200Wow.61900:24:55,200 --> 00:25:02,560I harbor a deep aversion to guns and loud sounds, preferring the tranquility of nature62000:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,080symphony to the cacophony of mankind.62100:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,080Oh.62200:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,080I mean, same.62300:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,640Maybe that's the earplugs.62400:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,080I kind of thought maybe or maybe it's something else we'll see.62500:25:15,080 --> 00:25:21,400My cat-like ears twitch at the slightest disturbance attuned to the subtle rhythms of the forest62600:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,560and the gentle laughing of the waves against the shore.62700:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,920Are you sure you're not just describing me in my bloodhound?62800:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,200Maybe you guys are so nice.62900:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,200No.63000:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,520Maybe you're meant to be.63100:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,520All right.63200:25:34,520 --> 00:25:40,920My wide webbed duck-like feet carrying me with ease through the marshy terrain.63300:25:40,920 --> 00:25:41,920You know, it's funny.63400:25:41,920 --> 00:25:48,120Sometimes I'm just know from the start and then sometimes I'm like, okay, okay, okay.63500:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,240You had me and now you lost me.63600:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,240He just has wide feet.63700:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,240It's not his fall.63800:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,240He just has to buy wider shoes.63900:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,440Oh, okay.64000:26:00,440 --> 00:26:07,960His wide webbed duck-like feet carry him through the ease of the marshy terrain, leaving64100:26:07,960 --> 00:26:14,480behind a trail of squishing footsteps as I move with the grace of a silent predator propelled64200:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,760by the innate ability to run at incredible speeds.64300:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,760Okay.64400:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,720Well, that's where we part ways because that's not a thing that I do.64500:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,720Maybe you can carry you though.64600:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,720Like Edward.64700:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,720Yeah.64800:26:27,720 --> 00:26:33,360I literally watched Twilight last night while I was doing this.64900:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,360You would.65000:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,360Nerd and lame.65100:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,360No.65200:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,360I loved it.65300:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,360Me too.65400:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,360Obviously.65500:26:41,360 --> 00:26:48,000Though my shaggy white firm may blend seamlessly with the mist that hangs over the lake, my presence65600:26:48,000 --> 00:26:53,800is betrayed by the strong smell of soggy lake monster that clings to me like a shadow.65700:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,160Yeah, that'll do it.65800:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,120Maybe the earplugs can go up your nose too.65900:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,120Yeah.66000:27:00,120 --> 00:27:06,640I mean, I've told you stories and maybe even on this podcast, I can't remember for sure,66100:27:06,640 --> 00:27:12,600but things that I have put in my nose when I was working in a gentle office too.66200:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,120Lip gloss works really well.66300:27:14,120 --> 00:27:18,280I had glittery lip gloss from Victoria's Secret.66400:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,680So like, I mean, I've got some, I've got some tactics of your nose.66500:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,680Yeah, I've put it in my nose.66600:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,680Oh, yeah.66700:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,680Oh, God.66800:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,960Yeah, you might, you might have to use some of those tactics.66900:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,960Okay.67000:27:28,960 --> 00:27:36,160Despite my imposing nature of seven feet tall and weight of approximately 400 pounds, I am67100:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,400a gentle soul at heart.67200:27:38,400 --> 00:27:45,840Though my high pitch cry described as, "Fleep, flu, leap, flu, leap."67300:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,320May startle the uninitiated.67400:27:48,320 --> 00:27:53,640It is merely a means of communication in a world that often fails to understand my telepathic67500:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,640nature.67600:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,720I mean, well, yeah, not everybody is telepathic.67700:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,720Right.67800:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,520I mean, they could be if they tried.67900:28:00,520 --> 00:28:06,120So maybe, maybe if you put the earplugs in and you don't get to hear the flip-flip68000:28:06,120 --> 00:28:10,520"Fleep," maybe you'll hear him in your head.68100:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,520I like that.68200:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,520I don't know.68300:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,520Yeah.68400:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,520Could be a thing.68500:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,520Ooh.68600:28:15,520 --> 00:28:21,880I am a creature of curiosity, yearning for connection and understanding in a universe that68700:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,960seems vast and indifferent.68800:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,960Okay.68900:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,960Can't do whatever.69000:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,960That's great.69100:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,960Wow.69200:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,360Yeah.69300:28:29,360 --> 00:28:36,040What I'm looking for in this vast expanse of stars and shadows, I seek a kinder69400:28:36,040 --> 00:28:42,760spirit, someone who can see beyond the surface and embrace the beauty of the unknown.69500:28:42,760 --> 00:28:48,560I am drawn to those who possess an open mind and a compassionate heart, individuals who69600:28:48,560 --> 00:28:56,720are not quick to judge, but eager to explore the depths of the all of these dudes and the69700:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,720fucking depths.69800:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,720Okay.69900:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,720I'm just deep in their depths.70000:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,720I'm just listening.70100:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,640Like, do you think that's deep?70200:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,640Are you in the depths?70300:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,640Are you rolling in the deep?70400:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,640Jesus Christ.70500:29:08,640 --> 00:29:18,240This is why you don't use ChatGPT to write everything you use because it's all the same.70600:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,560Individuals who are not quick to judge, but eager to explore the depths of existence with70700:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,560me.70800:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,560That's a lot.70900:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,320Well, I may be solitary by nature.71000:29:27,320 --> 00:29:33,240I long for a connection that transcends the boundaries of solitude and offers solace in71100:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,760the embrace of another.71200:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,080Oh, I feel like that was a sentence of nonsense.71300:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,080Yeah.71400:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,080Nonsense.71500:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,520I feel like did they take that?71600:29:43,520 --> 00:29:52,400Like, is chat Gpt just spilling out like Nancy Brophy romance novel nonsense or like using71700:29:52,400 --> 00:29:57,200politician like sentences where they just circle back around to the same things?71800:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,640It's kind of a little bit of a word salad type of a situation.71900:30:01,640 --> 00:30:07,640It's supposed to be like a seductive word salad.72000:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,280If you are brave enough to venture into the depths of the unknown and curious enough to72100:30:12,280 --> 00:30:18,200unravel the mysteries of the cosmos alongside me, then let us embark on a journey of discovery72200:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,360together.72300:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,880Who knows what wonders we may find in the stars?72400:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,880In the stars.72500:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,880Oh, also I quite enjoy mint.72600:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,600I mean same.72700:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,520Just a random fact.72800:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,520That's fine.72900:30:33,520 --> 00:30:39,920It's a fact that someone forgot to add into the descriptions and had to add it at the end.73000:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,400I like a fun fact.73100:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,400You know?73200:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,640Okay, let's cheers and then you can go through your options of men.73300:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,640Okay.73400:30:47,640 --> 00:30:53,080Is it going to be contestant red, yellow or blue?73500:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,240I read them in the wrong order.73600:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,000Is it going to be contestant blue, yellow or red?73700:30:59,000 --> 00:31:06,000Which color sucker are you going to be sucking on tonight?73800:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000Yeah.73900:31:07,000 --> 00:31:17,080Well, listen, if they could just make all colors, like are all suckers, like with no color residue74000:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,800for your mouth, that would be ideal.74100:31:20,800 --> 00:31:26,360But until that day, I'd probably do the red one.74200:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,000And that's not to say that I'm choosing red.74300:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,600I was like, you can't choose based on the color.74400:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,600No.74500:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,720Okay, so it was blue, yellow and then red was the last, right?74600:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,720Okay.74700:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,240So here's the deal.74800:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,760I really liked my present from blue.74900:31:45,760 --> 00:31:50,880Like if it was just based on my favorite gift, it would probably be blue.75000:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,880Okay.75100:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,320Although it's a tough one.75200:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,280Because let's see.75300:31:56,280 --> 00:32:01,480I mean, I do also, I like a gift of alcohol that's always a solid choice.75400:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,160You know, that's sort of like giving someone cash.75500:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,120You can't really go wrong with that.75600:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,560But fun fact, you get to keep all the gifts no matter who you choose.75700:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,560Right.75800:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,560Yeah.75900:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,320So you've got to go based on personality, the gifts were just extra.76000:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,760No, I know, but I feel like it's telling me a little bit about them.76100:32:18,760 --> 00:32:25,760So, you know, and then obviously a book, because I mean, and this book, are you kidding?76200:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,760Or an alert?76300:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,160Oh, well, yeah.76400:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,440Like you didn't already know.76500:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,920Okay.76600:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,080I feel like, I don't know.76700:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,280Do you want to read me their user names again?76800:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,040Like I really am torn.76900:32:39,040 --> 00:32:44,720I really, I couldn't tell you exactly what I want to do.77000:32:44,720 --> 00:32:50,880User name for blue was waterwanderer1890.77100:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,880Yeah.77200:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,720That's a little too old timey for my taste.77300:32:55,720 --> 00:33:01,160Yellows was MoonlitMystery69.77400:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,000And I think we all know how I feel about that.77500:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,440Yeah, he was a dark mysterious one.77600:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440Yeah.77700:33:07,440 --> 00:33:12,040And Reds was InfiniteFlix8.77800:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,800I do like the number 8.77900:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,280It's an infinity sign.78000:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,280It is.78100:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,280Yeah.78200:33:18,280 --> 00:33:25,680I feel like, yeah, I feel like this last one, I feel like red is, I'm getting a feeling.78300:33:25,680 --> 00:33:31,320You know, I felt that for you as we were going through these and as I was reading them for78400:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,360the first time that this might be the guy for you.78500:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,160So are you ready to see who these men are?78600:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,120Yes, please.78700:33:41,120 --> 00:33:46,640Let me read this excerpt from the Weird Oregon book, the Beaver State Beasts section.78800:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,640Okay.78900:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,400Before I tell you who you chose.79000:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,160All right.79100:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,960This is a quote directly from the book.79200:33:53,960 --> 00:34:03,880According to our research, 2.4% of organs, 98,466 square miles is water.79300:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,480So 2.4% of that is water.79400:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,760Oh, well.79500:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,160That may not sound like a lot, but do the math.79600:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,160Yeah, do this math.79700:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,160Do the math.79800:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,160Okay.79900:34:14,160 --> 00:34:22,480It amounts to more than 2,363 square miles of rivers, lakes, reservoirs and for butares.80000:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,680Yeah, tributary.80100:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,680Some sort of water.80200:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,680It's fine.80300:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,680It's water.80400:34:27,680 --> 00:34:33,600And that's not counting organs 260 mile coast.80500:34:33,600 --> 00:34:40,040Oh, Oregon has plenty of water to sustain a healthy amount of aquatic life, which begs80600:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,080the question we're floating here.80700:34:43,080 --> 00:34:49,880Does all this water contain only familiar fish and reptiles or does some of it hide other80800:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,880things?80900:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,120I'm going to go like yes.81000:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,120Yes, it does.81100:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,760It hides your bachelor.81200:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,760Bachelor red.81300:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,760Was it right?81400:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,760Right.81500:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,600Bachelor red is the Conser Lake Monster.81600:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,000Okay.81700:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,720Where is Conser lake?81800:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,720Yeah.81900:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,480Where is it though?82000:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,760So I, yeah, tried to look it up.82100:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,320Couldn't find it.82200:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,400But the book does say it's an Albany in the Millersburg area.82300:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,400But there's a bunch of little lakes on the map right there.82400:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,360None of them with that name.82500:35:22,360 --> 00:35:28,360So I assume maybe they just don't call it that anymore or something, but it was in a paper.82600:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,320It was in an old newspaper article.82700:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,320Okay.82800:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,320Yeah.82900:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,320So it's like an old-timey name.83000:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,320Yeah.83100:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,320Yeah.83200:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,320So where does he get his name?83300:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,320Flix.83400:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,320Yeah.83500:35:39,320 --> 00:35:45,880And his telepathic nature, his hurt no one means no harm lonely attitude.83600:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,560This all comes from one person's story.83700:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,560Oh.83800:35:49,560 --> 00:35:54,120Someone wrote a story about her psychic friend's experience.83900:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,120Oh.84000:35:55,120 --> 00:36:02,360And her experience was basically that she heard the concert lake monster in her head.84100:36:02,360 --> 00:36:07,840Speaking telepathically to her saying that he's an alien, his name is Flix.84200:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,160He, you know, means no harm.84300:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,440Doesn't want to hurt anyone.84400:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,600He's very lonely.84500:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,080He just wants company.84600:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,720No one can hear him because he talks telepathically.84700:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,720Okay.84800:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,720Yeah.84900:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,120Hmm.85000:36:21,120 --> 00:36:26,760And then his paranoia of being hunted and not like in guns and loud sounds.85100:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,200So a lot of people tried to hunt him down.85200:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,600Lots of shooting going on in the area.85300:36:33,600 --> 00:36:38,520Actually the article in the newspaper was about two boys being shot at when they were just85400:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,520trying to fish.85500:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,520Oh no.85600:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,200Like someone thought that they were Flix.85700:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,200Okay.85800:36:45,200 --> 00:36:50,240Well, listen, old timey people shooting at literally anything they see.85900:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,600Anything that moves in the bush.86000:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,600Um, yeah.86100:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,000We just probably need to take save, we're all see not safe.86200:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000No.86300:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,840If you can tell from the description, he's pretty sensitive.86400:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,440He's also easily offended.86500:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,440Oh no.86600:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,440Yeah.86700:37:08,440 --> 00:37:13,960So the lady that talked to him telepathically said that he was offended that people call him86800:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,960a monster.86900:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,960Oh.87000:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,960I mean, yeah.87100:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,880I feel like that's understandable.87200:37:19,880 --> 00:37:25,840Also there's one story of some farmers who saw like a big white shape.87300:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,840They shot at it.87400:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,840They hit it.87500:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,000But then they couldn't find it again.87600:37:30,000 --> 00:37:36,200And then the police were like, well, this other neighbor of yours lost its white cow.87700:37:36,200 --> 00:37:40,280So you probably shot the white cow and they were like, no, no, no.87800:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,280Yeah.87900:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,280You're dick.88000:37:42,280 --> 00:37:47,480So I kind of thought that maybe he would also be offended that people were comparing him88100:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,000to a cow.88200:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,960They're just trying to relate him back to something that they understand.88300:37:52,960 --> 00:37:53,960Right.88400:37:53,960 --> 00:37:54,960Monsters and cows.88500:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,960Monsters and cows.88600:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,840He just flicks the alien.88700:37:59,840 --> 00:38:06,480So his description is, you know, he's seven feet tall, like 400 pounds.88800:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,080He's got cat like ears, wide webbed duck like feet.88900:38:10,080 --> 00:38:15,160And he's kind of described like a primate with shaggy white fur.89000:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,160Okay.89100:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,160So that's where the monkey dude comes in.89200:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,160Yeah.89300:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,160He's a primate.89400:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,320They also describe him as being kind of like an albino big foot.89500:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,320So interesting.89600:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,320Yeah.89700:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,320Okay.89800:38:28,320 --> 00:38:35,360So yeah, it does feel pretty appropriate or a bit of, but he does have the webbed feet.89900:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,000So they do think he can like swim in the water too.90000:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000Yeah.90100:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000Yeah.90200:38:40,000 --> 00:38:46,240A group out in this area found gigantic webbed footprints that were six or seven feet90300:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,240apart.90400:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,600So like a long stride.90500:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,400But also the footprint itself was like three feet wide.90600:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,400Wow.90700:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,400Zers.90800:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,400Yeah.90900:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,400So those are pretty big.91000:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,200I don't know how big big foot feet are usually.91100:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,320I can't remember.91200:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,280I feel like this is bigger.91300:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,280This might be bigger.91400:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,280Well bigger.91500:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,280Free feet.91600:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,280I don't know.91700:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,280That's a lot.91800:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,280That's a lot.91900:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,760That's like half of my body.92000:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,720More than half my body because I'm definitely not six feet tall.92100:39:15,720 --> 00:39:19,120Just a fly eye.92200:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,800And he was described as having kind of squishy footsteps because it's kind of a soggy92300:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,800area too.92400:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800So sure.92500:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,800Yeah.92600:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,200And smelling kind of like a soggy like monster.92700:39:30,200 --> 00:39:37,080Well, listen, I love a dog and I love them even when they smell, you know, that doggy smell.92800:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,400So I feel like he wasn't the dog one.92900:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,400I know.93000:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,400Okay.93100:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,400I have dogs.93200:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,640I can bring dogs to the table in this relationship.93300:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,680You don't you didn't choose the dog guy with.93400:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680I know.93500:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,080I know my kids, which I'm shocked.93600:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080I honestly need to.93700:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,080Me too.93800:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,080Yeah.93900:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,800Do you want to hear about the mint?94000:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,800Yes.94100:39:58,800 --> 00:40:08,400A truck driver carrying some mint going about 35 miles an hour saw the Conser Lake Monster94200:40:08,400 --> 00:40:15,080run up beside his car or truck and like look at him and he was keeping pace with the car94300:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,080or the truck.94400:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,360Okay.94500:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,200And he described him as looking curiously inside.94600:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,960So my theory was that he just like really liked mint.94700:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,960Yeah.94800:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,640Or he maybe he wanted to cover up his soggy monster smell.94900:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,200He really like listen.95000:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,200He needs a drink at the end of the day.95100:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,200A mojito sounds lovely.95200:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,200Yeah.95300:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,000So, you know, I think he was trying to get on some of that mint.95400:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000Yeah.95500:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,840I'm about that.95600:40:43,840 --> 00:40:49,840In a group of teenagers were out one night and they saw the concert lake monster described95700:40:49,840 --> 00:40:55,600him as like out of this world like nothing from this world that they had ever seen.95800:40:55,600 --> 00:41:01,480And he was uttering uttering like a row.95900:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,960He was uttering a weird resonant cry which they described as.96000:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,960Fleep.96100:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,960Fleeoweep.96200:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,960Fleeoweep.96300:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,960Fleeoweep.96400:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,960Fleeoweep.96500:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,960Ah.96600:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,160Spot on impression.96700:41:14,160 --> 00:41:20,760Fleeoweep.96800:41:20,760 --> 00:41:26,960So that is your bachelor that you chose, the Conser lake monster.96900:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,200And would you like to know about the other two bachelor's that you didn't pick?97000:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,200Yeah.97100:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,560I mean, it's not too late to change my mind, right?97200:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,560Just in case.97300:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,560Yeah, it's too late.97400:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,560You can't change your mind.97500:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,560Okay.97600:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,720Well, I first did about my choice to be honest.97700:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,720So, they'll take you back to use.97800:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,960We'll see.97900:41:44,960 --> 00:41:51,720So the blue bachelor is, Amhuluk The Water Dragon.98000:41:51,720 --> 00:41:52,720Okay.98100:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,720All right.98200:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,720Yeah, dragon.98300:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,720That's right at my alley.98400:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,720He's a dragon.98500:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,720Yeah.98600:41:58,720 --> 00:42:02,560I guess he's also in Godzilla or something.98700:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,960But I think it's like a different dude.98800:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,600It's not the same guy.98900:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,040This one is from a Kalapya legend.99000:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,040Oh.99100:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,040No.99200:42:11,040 --> 00:42:15,040So he is from Forked Lake Mountain.99300:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,040Forked?99400:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,040Get in Forked.99500:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,040Forked.99600:42:19,040 --> 00:42:28,640A quote from jstore.org says Forked Mountain lies 15 miles west of Forest Grove.99700:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,440Oh.99800:42:30,440 --> 00:42:36,280But I looked and I couldn't find anything called Forked Lake or anything there.99900:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,280I don't even think there's particularly mountains.100000:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,280Right there.100100:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,280Okay.100200:42:41,280 --> 00:42:46,160So, so Hagg Lake is eight miles west of there.100300:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,480Do you know if there's any mountains around Hagg Lake?100400:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,480What?100500:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,480Really?100600:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,480Not in my recollection.100700:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,480I don't know.100800:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,160And there is another lake a little bit further out.100900:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,520I didn't exactly map it.101000:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,960It could be like 15 miles.101100:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,200So anyway, it's supposed to be somewhere around there.101200:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,200Okay.101300:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,600But it says it's a mountain pool.101400:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,320So like, you want to go for a drive.101500:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,720Maybe there used to be mountains there.101600:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,720I don't know.101700:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,720I got it.101800:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,040They're gone now.101900:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,320Maybe it was like a really large hill and they called it.102000:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,320Yeah.102100:43:19,320 --> 00:43:24,120I feel like, you know, perception is.102200:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,600So obviously he lives in the lake.102300:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,280He is very old.102400:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,120His last sighting was in 1890.102500:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,800It's a last sighting.102600:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,800The last sighting.102700:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,800Wow.102800:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,800Yeah.102900:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,040So that's where I got the 1890 in the username.103000:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,040It makes sense.103100:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,040So he is a four-legged serpent.103200:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,800He is spotted with long horns on his head.103300:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,600And I wrote horny.103400:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,600Haha.103500:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,600Get it?103600:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,600Because he has horns.103700:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600Yeah.103800:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,720I mean, he really has a lot going on.103900:43:51,720 --> 00:43:56,800And I literally put horny as one of the traits and chaffy ChatGPT just like totally104000:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800mortared.104100:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,800They were like, no.104200:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,800They're like, this is inappropriate.104300:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,600We don't, we don't talk about sex here.104400:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,600So fun fact.104500:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,600That's so funny.104600:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,640Chris and I say that to each other all the time.104700:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,640That's inappropriate.104800:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,640Haha.104900:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,000I just get like an answer back saying that's inappropriate.105000:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000Yeah.105100:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000No.105200:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000Haha.105300:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,680His four legs are described as being hairless.105400:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,880Maybe so he can swim better because you know swimmers.105500:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,120They shave them legs.105600:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,280That's what I've heard.105700:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,680But he does have a passion for drowning brutality.105800:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,200Drowning and brutality.105900:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,200I was like drowning.106000:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,200Drowning brutality.106100:44:32,200 --> 00:44:38,200Like brutally drowning or like somehow drowning brutality.106200:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,080How do we do that?106300:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,800He likes to drown anything.106400:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800I'll read you a quote.106500:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,400I feel like that doesn't vote what for me.106600:44:45,400 --> 00:44:50,280You know, that's also kind of the reason he doesn't like kids because there is a specific story106700:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,280about children.106800:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,280Yeah.106900:44:52,280 --> 00:44:56,840So good thing, you know, if you'd picked him that you don't want kids.107000:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840Yeah.107100:44:57,840 --> 00:44:58,840Sounds like it.107200:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,840You might drown them.107300:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,840Okay.107400:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,040So this is a quote from a book of creatures.com.107500:45:04,040 --> 00:45:09,160Drowning amulacse is captured and drowned in his lake.107600:45:09,160 --> 00:45:15,280Even the trees around the lake have their crowns upside down around the lake and the sky107700:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,880itself is drowned in the muddy water.107800:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,880Okay.107900:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,640It's just all about fucking drown and shit.108000:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,640Yeah.108100:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,920I feel like that's, it's a little dark for my taste personally.108200:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,920Yeah.108300:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,560But he does have the several spotted dogs.108400:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,760He loves his pack of spotted dogs.108500:45:34,760 --> 00:45:39,640And you know, he lives in that kind of slimy, boggy environment.108600:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,640So great.108700:45:40,640 --> 00:45:45,400It's easier to drown things if they get stuck in the mud, you know?108800:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,400Totally.108900:45:46,400 --> 00:45:52,680I mean, no, I don't know, but I feel okay about that.109000:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,280Are you ready for Bachelor number yellow?109100:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,280Okay.109200:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,080This is this is my favorite one.109300:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,080Really?109400:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,080Okay.109500:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,080His name is The Melrose Creep.109600:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,080Okay.109700:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,560Where is Melrose?109800:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,760This one we actually know where it's at.109900:46:08,760 --> 00:46:13,160It's an unincorporated community outside of Roseburg, Oregon.110000:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,160Okay.110100:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,560And that's 180 mils, I wrote.110200:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,040180 miles south of Portland.110300:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,720Sure is.110400:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,680So don't go there.110500:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,040I, you know, never really been tempted to be honest.110600:46:29,040 --> 00:46:34,120I kind of wrote him to have like a creepy personality because it's in the name, you know?110700:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,120He's great.110800:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,120Yeah.110900:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,120Yeah.111000:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,760I think that pretty much sums it up.111100:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,480Do you want to know about the pitter-patter of his little feet?111200:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,880I do why?111300:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,520I feel like you know me well enough to know.111400:46:46,520 --> 00:46:47,520Do do I?111500:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,520I think you do.111600:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,520Okay.111700:46:49,520 --> 00:46:56,400So the person who wrote the story and this whole story is in the Weird Oregon book, they111800:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,000wrote quote, "I heard soft padded shuffles."111900:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,520And the footfalls behind me.112000:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,920I looked all around before I saw it.112100:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,800The Melrose Creep.112200:47:04,800 --> 00:47:11,560And then towards the end of the story, he writes, "A few months later, I heard the eerie112300:47:11,560 --> 00:47:16,200pitter-patter of those damn little feet again."112400:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,880And the sighting happened at night under a full moon.112500:47:18,880 --> 00:47:23,720So I kind of assumed maybe he's nocturnal and really likes the full moon.112600:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,720Okay.112700:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,440Just hug your puppy.112800:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440Okay.112900:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,920I'm ready to hear about his description.113000:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,920Okay.113100:47:31,920 --> 00:47:32,920Okay.113200:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,480I'm going to quote the book again.113300:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,000It was about three to four feet tall and hunched over.113400:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,880Had no hair, long arms with six fingered hands and stubby clawed feet.113500:47:43,880 --> 00:47:49,680It also had a very human-like head and bulging, glowing red eyes.113600:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,680Okay.113700:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,680Yeah.113800:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,520Super attractive.113900:47:55,520 --> 00:48:01,080I do like the idea of being taller than someone, but yeah, I feel like there's got to be another114000:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,080way.114100:48:02,080 --> 00:48:09,160So I kind of got that he was kind of fearless from the story because he did say the Melrose114200:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,200creep seemed unafraid of him.114300:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,760And he even started to approach him in the guy ran away.114400:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,280No, thank you.114500:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,800I just remembered I had a thing.114600:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,800K-bye.114700:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,800Bye.114800:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,800Creep.114900:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,360Do you want to hear the best part of the story?115000:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,360Okay.115100:48:27,360 --> 00:48:34,280The person who wrote the story, Captain Morgan, stop it.115200:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,280Stop it.115300:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,640So I'm going to show you in the book.115400:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,760There's two pictures.115500:48:40,760 --> 00:48:45,120This is the concert Lake Monster.115600:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,600I mean, he's supposed to have white fur, but it's kind of dark.115700:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,600So.115800:48:48,600 --> 00:48:49,600Okay.115900:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,600Yeah.116000:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,600That's that boy.116100:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,080Is that something?116200:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,520This is The Melrose Creep.116300:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,520Are you ready?116400:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,520No.116500:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,520Story by Captain Morgan.116600:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,520Okay.116700:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,520Oh my god.116800:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,520It's cute.116900:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,520It looks like a Gremlin.117000:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,520I don't know.117100:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,520He's got the bulging red eye.117200:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,520It's airless body.117300:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,520I do not care for that at all.117400:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,520It's hilarious.117500:49:10,520 --> 00:49:20,800I love that so much.117600:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,800Wow.117700:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,800I'm touched.117800:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,800I'm touched.117900:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,800Yeah.118000:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,200So I think you got pretty lucky.118100:49:26,200 --> 00:49:32,400I mean, your guy is kind of scary looking, but that's just because he was in the dark, right?118200:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,600So, you know, totally.118300:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,600Yeah.118400:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,840I'm sure in broad daylight, it's totally fine.118500:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,240I'm surprised you picked one so tall.118600:49:42,240 --> 00:49:48,240I, you know, it wasn't a lot of middle ground on this one.118700:49:48,240 --> 00:49:49,240Wow.118800:49:49,240 --> 00:49:50,240Okay.118900:49:50,240 --> 00:49:54,560Well, do you want to hear my little fun fact?119000:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,560Okay.119100:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,560Buying the gifts.119200:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,560Obviously, I bought them, you guys.119300:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,560What?119400:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,560I know.119500:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,160So, minus the rum and the earplugs.119600:50:04,160 --> 00:50:10,760I got all of these gifts before I even did any research.119700:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,760But how?119800:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,760I have no idea.119900:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,840I just grabbed things and I was like, well, maybe this could work.120000:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,400And it did.120100:50:19,400 --> 00:50:20,400Look at you.120200:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,480Obviously, like the details of the Captain Morgan, I didn't know.120300:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,240And like the earplugs were like an after thing.120400:50:27,240 --> 00:50:31,920But all of the other things, I was like, wow, this thing I got fits with this person, the120500:50:31,920 --> 00:50:37,560four-legged shit, the spotted dogs, like, I even got that thing.120600:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,960And I was like, that's kind of creepy.120700:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,200Maybe I don't know, but it's for the creepy guy.120800:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,120I really want to check a few of these out.120900:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,120Do it.121000:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,120Pick one at rant.121100:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,200Pick one at random and that can be your date with what's his butt.121200:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,200Oh, boy.121300:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,200Okay.121400:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,200Flix.121500:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,200Oh!121600:50:57,200 --> 00:51:01,040Horse-drawn carriage, right.121700:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,840I feel like he would be the one who'd like drawing the carriage.121800:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,600Yes, he's so big.121900:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,840Horse's can't pull him.122000:51:09,840 --> 00:51:14,040I also grabbed axe throwing.122100:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,280Oh, that would have been a good one.122200:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,280Yeah.122300:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,280They're very, very cute.122400:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,280Cute.122500:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,200Should we do some tarot?122600:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,200I guess.122700:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,080I kind of want to just look at these.122800:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,080You can.122900:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,080All shuffle.123000:51:29,080 --> 00:51:37,360As indie podcasters, we love to show our support of other awesome shows.123100:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,240So stay tuned for the promo we've got to share with you this week.123200:51:41,240 --> 00:51:42,640Let's show them some love.123300:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,760You can find their info in our show notes.123400:51:45,760 --> 00:51:52,240This is That's So Fucked Up, a podcast about cult, murder and other fucked up stuff.123500:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,080Like really, really fucked up stuff.123600:51:55,080 --> 00:52:00,440He tore out her heart, tied it to a rope and hung it on the wall.123700:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,840Fucking sharks?123800:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,600Eight mark.123900:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,600Under the dinghy.124000:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,480After his dad dies, he fucking marries all his dad's wives.124100:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,480Oh, yeah.124200:52:10,480 --> 00:52:14,880He like marries all his stepmoms.124300:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,200I'm your host, Ashley Love Richards.124400:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,320Find That So Fucked Up, anywhere you listen to podcasts.124500:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,400That's Fucked Up.124600:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,760You guys were back.124700:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,920And don't worry.124800:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,400We did get more wine.124900:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,400Well, of course.125000:52:29,400 --> 00:52:38,040Oh, here you go.125100:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,200This is the way to a girl's heart.125200:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,200It's a binary to a.125300:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,920Okay, I'm going to have you choose right for the middle.125400:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,920Oh, yeah.125500:52:48,920 --> 00:52:49,920Four.125600:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,920Four of us.125700:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,920Okay.125800:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,920It's got a cute ghost on it.125900:52:53,920 --> 00:52:59,120Three wine glasses on the ground and one in the clouds.126000:52:59,120 --> 00:53:05,720Which is basically the same as the visual on the traditional writer, Waitsmith's deck.126100:53:05,720 --> 00:53:09,120So let's look at this first before we read.126200:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,120It's got blue on it.126300:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,960It's cups water.126400:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,040So he's like kind of in the water too.126500:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,040Okay.126600:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,080The lake, you know, all right.126700:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,160Wait, he wasn't blue.126800:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,360But the other guy was blue.126900:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,360Yeah.127000:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,360That you really like too.127100:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,360Mm-hmm.127200:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,360Okay.127300:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,360That's all I got.127400:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,360Okay.127500:53:26,360 --> 00:53:32,560Our key words are withdrawal, rest, boredom and lack of inspiration.127600:53:32,560 --> 00:53:38,680The four of cups in the writer, Waitsmith and other decks depicts a lone person sitting127700:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,920beneath a tree.127800:53:40,920 --> 00:53:45,400Like, because they just haven't made it on to the cryptid dating game yet.127900:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,400Yeah.128000:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,800Well, these guys are lonely too.128100:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800Yeah.128200:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,240So what I'm saying.128300:53:51,240 --> 00:53:56,480The idea is that you've gone off on your own and aren't receiving what others hold out128400:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,800to you at this time.128500:53:58,800 --> 00:54:04,120You may be withdrawing from your usual routine, work, friends, etc.128600:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,120In order to get in touch with yourself.128700:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,520This kind of sounds like Flix, he is lonely.128800:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,520Yeah.128900:54:10,520 --> 00:54:15,680The upright four of cups symbolizes boredom and stagnation.129000:54:15,680 --> 00:54:22,680You're not satisfied with your life at this time, but lack the incentive to make changes.129100:54:22,680 --> 00:54:26,840You've detached emotionally from people and situations.129200:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,000Aw, Flix.129300:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,400Sometimes this card indicates you've sacrificed happiness for security.129400:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,400Aw.129500:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,480Yeah, the security of not like being shot at.129600:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,480Yeah.129700:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,280I mean, which doesn't feel like a tall ass, but you know, you can't find friends if like129800:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,520you're worried about being hunted, you know?129900:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,040True.130000:54:49,040 --> 00:54:54,520In a reading about money, this card can mean you're too attached to money and security,130100:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,480perhaps at the expense of love and joy.130200:54:58,480 --> 00:55:03,360Perhaps you've prioritized money in the past and now seek meaning in other things.130300:55:03,360 --> 00:55:08,800I wonder if he has like his space job because he's like an alien, you know?130400:55:08,800 --> 00:55:13,000Oh, I wonder if his space job is to like study where he's at.130500:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000Maybe.130600:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000Yeah, I don't know.130700:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,600I'm making money here and it keeps moving.130800:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,600Yeah.130900:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,600Theories.131000:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,600I don't, you know?131100:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,440You're wearing a UFO shirt too.131200:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,440I am.131300:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,440And you pick the alien guy.131400:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,440I did.131500:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,440That's funny.131600:55:28,440 --> 00:55:34,280If the reading is about your job, you probably feel stuck and bored with your job.131700:55:34,280 --> 00:55:43,880You may long for more creativity and enjoyment, but if opted for security instead.131800:55:43,880 --> 00:55:44,880Not anymore flex.131900:55:44,880 --> 00:55:45,880Your problems are solved.132000:55:45,880 --> 00:55:50,760This is your new woman.132100:55:50,760 --> 00:55:58,400In a reading about love, the four shows you withdrawing affection and energy from a relationship.132200:55:58,400 --> 00:56:03,680Perhaps routine has slapped your enthusiasm.132300:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,600Maybe that's more about you that part.132400:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,600I don't know.132500:56:07,600 --> 00:56:08,600Great.132600:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,880Thank you.132700:56:10,880 --> 00:56:16,640This card also symbolizes a relationship based on security rather than passion.132800:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,640Yeah.132900:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,640Yeah.133000:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,240I think you're going to have way more passion with this guy than you do with your real133100:56:22,240 --> 00:56:23,240fiance.133200:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,240You know?133300:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,760Them spiten words.133400:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,360I really don't like that.133500:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,080I'm kidding, y'all.133600:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,200Just trying to make this tarot read more interesting.133700:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,200Byered.133800:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,200Okay.133900:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,200Bye.134000:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,200Do the shirts.134100:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,200What?134200:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,560Light this place on fire when I bump into shit?134300:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,560Yeah.134400:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,360I can do that all by myself.134500:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,200Oh, this is cute.134600:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,000This is fun.134700:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,560Well, do you think we're good?134800:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560I think so.134900:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,560I think so too.135000:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,560I think so.135100:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,560Yeah.135200:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,360We're in the gifting mood.135300:56:58,360 --> 00:57:03,800We might have a little gift for you that was brought to us by a gift from somebody else.135400:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,800Yeah.135500:57:04,800 --> 00:57:05,800Did that make any sense?135600:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,640It's not technically regifting.135700:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,640It's not.135800:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,760It's just a gift that we can share with you.135900:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,840It's a gift that keeps on giving and giving.136000:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,400It is.136100:57:15,400 --> 00:57:21,880Jocelyn who is not only a listener of the podcast, but also one of our Patreon subscribers.136200:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,880Hey, Jocelyn.136300:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,880Hey, hey, Jocelyn.136400:57:24,880 --> 00:57:31,880She is also the fabulous proprietor of Mythic Wig.136500:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,240What's Mythic Wig, you ask?136600:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,640Sounds like candles.136700:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,000It does because they are.136800:57:40,000 --> 00:57:45,320We will be posting to the socials, but we wanted to make sure we included it in this136900:57:45,320 --> 00:57:50,040week's episode, The Promo Code.137000:57:50,040 --> 00:57:55,400And I think we'll go ahead and link in the show notes to where you need to go to get the137100:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,120special candles in a special discount.137200:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,840She sent us a little goody pack.137300:58:00,840 --> 00:58:05,120So we're good on candles for at least a day or two.137400:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,120Speak for yourself.137500:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,120Yeah.137600:58:07,120 --> 00:58:13,800I mean, Cassie is going to immediately be buying probably eight or nine or eleven D.137700:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,520I'm going to use the shit out of this.137800:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,480Ten percent off code.137900:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,600There was a very special way we had to get the code.138000:58:19,600 --> 00:58:24,080We had to heat up this card over fire to reveal a code.138100:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,080It's not the coolest thing ever.138200:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,480Like, who does that?138300:58:28,480 --> 00:58:29,480It's so cool.138400:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,920Pretty much the coolest.138500:58:30,920 --> 00:58:31,920Yeah.138600:58:31,920 --> 00:58:36,440It was covered in runes and then when we heated it up, it gave us real words.138700:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,320And it says ten percent off code.138800:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,000He and W H H.138900:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,920Well, they see, but we'll put it in the notes.139000:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,800Have a creepy ass Valentine's Day.139100:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,720Don't go creeping around Melrose.139200:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,720Glide.139300:58:52,720 --> 00:58:58,160Unless you enjoy creeps, which you know, might be my thing.139400:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,560I mean, some people do.139500:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,560Maybe I'll go.139600:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,560Yeah, some Roseburg.139700:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,560Crepes of Roseburg.139800:59:02,560 --> 00:59:03,560Watch out.139900:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,560Oh boy.140000:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,560All right.140100:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,560Is that a go?140200:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,560Is that a go?140300:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,560Nothing else clever, we have to say.140400:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,560Okay.140500:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,560Hey, Cassie.140600:59:11,560 --> 00:59:26,440Yeah.140700:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,160Someone shots a dollar tree.140800:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,160Oh my.140900:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,160Isn't it so cute?141000:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,160So cute.141100:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,160So cute.141200:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,160And it's like a scunk baby.141300:59:35,160 --> 00:59:39,160You always say so stinkin' cute.141400:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,480I do.141500:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,080So stinkin' cute.141600:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,880Oh my God.141700:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,280You're definitely the best.141800:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,600Who knew this book would get her so distracted?141900:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,600Oh my God.142000:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,600All right.142100:59:52,600 --> 00:59:57,600Well, I'm probably gonna need to just, what's...142200:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,240Do we have like elevator music?142301:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,880Should we just read the whole book?142401:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,880I really want to, but...142501:00:03,880 --> 01:00:04,880Oh!142601:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,880For my...142701:00:05,880 --> 01:00:12,880For my...142801:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,800So cute. 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