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Live Laugh Larsony discusses true petty crimes that may be disturbing to some.
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Or could be easy listening to all you psychopaths out there.
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All stories are based on actual events.
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Ehhh, but details may vary.
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Listener discretion is not advised.
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Live Laugh Larsony
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Welcome to Live Laugh Larsony.
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Blood is thicker than water, and less hydrating.
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[Laughter]
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This is Trevon.
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[Laughter]
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And I'm Amanda Trevin.
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You?
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What's your dreadful dilemma?
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My dreadful dilemma is that I went to the movies recently.
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And I didn't have a bad movie experience.
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Love the movies always will.
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I'll never say anything bad about the movies.
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But I gotta say, I once had a dilemma about why do movie trailers have trailers before the
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trailers? Do you remember this?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like if you watch a trailer on YouTube or you see it on TV sometimes, it's like
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the trailer for Spider-Man 12, starting in two seconds.
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Here's the trailer, trailer, and it's just like, why do you do that?
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Yeah.
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So I've got a very similar complaint, but almost to a larger scale.
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Oh, whoa.
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You've been taking Lila to see movies recently.
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Yes.
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My complaint now is why do movie theaters have to have movie trailers for their theater
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when I'm already their customer?
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Oh, I see.
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Where they're kind of like AMC theater.
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We've got popcorn.
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We've got showtime.
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We've even got a little restaurant like that.
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Yeah, stuff like that, which I get to a certain point.
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They're trying to sell their amenities, like the special things they do.
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But sometimes it's just like, Nicole Kibman.
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We do movies better here.
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I get it.
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I love Unicol.
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I'll see you later.
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And then the next time it's two couples who are like going through different
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off-brain versions of movies I've seen before.
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And it's like, okay, couple, go off on your movie adventure.
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Now I know that you're both having a good time at AMC.
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And then another one comes up and it's like, now our sound is more soundier than sound.
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Oh.
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[laughs]
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Oh.
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That is so damn true.
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And I'm like, guys, you already earned my heart.
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You already earned my love.
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I'm here.
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I am here.
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I bought a ticket.
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I don't need to be like, this screen is one of the biggest in the state.
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Yeah, like they'll talk about the popcorn, the sounds, the feels, the Nicole Kibman's.
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It's like, have you ever dated one of those people that was very self-conscious and so they had
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to keep demonstrating that they had value to you all the time?
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And it's just like, oh, you think that's good?
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Have I shown you that I can also do that?
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Oh, did I show you I could do this too?
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Chill, dude.
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It's like a toddler trying to gain your attention.
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And it's like, I already birthed you.
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I'm already staring at you.
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I'm already applauding you.
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I don't need you to do another cartwheel and break your neck.
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Exactly.
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Yeah, I feel that.
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I feel that.
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You already got me, okay?
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Oh.
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So that's how that made me feel.
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I mean, I had a great experience.
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What movie did you see?
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Recently I saw two.
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I saw Long Legs and I also saw the third quiet place movie.
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Oh shit.
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Okay.
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Did you like them?
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I like them both.
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There were some things about both that kind of annoyed me, but all in all, very good time still.
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I don't think I've heard of Long Legs.
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Long Legs is a horror movie that is kind of like a detective thriller and it's got
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Nicholas Cage is the bad guy.
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Oh, Nicholas Cage.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Well, Treven, I also have a dreadful dilemma this week.
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And before we recorded, I was telling you just how much I loved my lake trip with my family
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that I just went on.
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Which how could it be dreadful?
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It sounded beautiful.
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I know.
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Right.
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And I'm going to kind of tell the listeners a little bit about it.
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It was at Beaver Lake just over the border of Missouri into Arkansas.
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I had never been there.
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I was explaining to Treven the difference between the lakes and bodies of water here that are mud-based
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and kind of cloudy and dark water.
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You're a little terrified the whole entire time you're in there.
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This lake was pebble-bottomed.
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It was crystal clear.
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You could see the fishes.
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There were even gigantic rocks and you could feel like you were the little mermaid as the bubbling
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brook just like splashed up to you.
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Were they good for people to do the skipping stones?
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It sounds like a skipping stone story.
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Yeah.
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Well, that would be Jordan's dreadful dilemma because he tried his
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d'Artus to skip a stone on that beautiful ass lake and he failed each and every time.
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Damn.
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It was really sad to watch, but not my dreadful dilemma.
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That was actually quite entertaining.
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But I had great time with my family, my babies.
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We all were just in the water.
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And what did I tell you earlier?
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How did I describe it?
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The nature like rejuvenated my soul?
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Yeah, you just said it like made you a new or something.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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For me, I have such a high fear of mosquitoes
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and I did not get one single mosquito bite on the whole trip.
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So this was heaven for you?
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Heaven on Earth.
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I could see through the water so I wasn't scared.
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There was a shallow entrance for my babies.
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We all had like 500 floaties on us.
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And it was just genuinely like rejuvenated my soul back into nature again.
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I feel like I don't get outside enough at all.
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And this was really, really good for me.
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You found bliss and beaver lake.
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I did.
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I did.
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So now to the dreadful part.
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I had a great time with my family.
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The house that we were staying in was an Airbnb.
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And it was amazing, plenty of room for all of us.
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However, on the last night of our trip,
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we were about to eat dinner.
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My husband was taking a shower and he came upstairs
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with a gatorade bottle and he's like, "Guys, guys, look what I just
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spent an hour trying to trap downstairs in the bathroom."
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He brings it over.
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There was a fucking scorpion.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say snake.
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No.
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You.
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A scorpion.
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In our bathroom.
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So my family, my babies, me and my husband, we had the whole basement.
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It was in the basement bathroom.
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My kiddo was sleeping so close to that bathroom.
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I didn't even look at my notes at all, but I did want to tell you guys what kind it was.
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Apparently there's only one type of species of scorpion that's native to Arkansas.
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So we looked that one up and we looked at him and we looked at the picture
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and we determined that it was a striped bark scorpion.
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And luckily for us, they said, most of the time it will not cause death if you get stung by these guys.
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Oh, good. Just like amputation or something.
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Yeah.
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Maybe you could get somewhat paralyzed or go into anaphylactic shock or heavy breathing,
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palpitating, sweating, throwing up.
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So rest assured.
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Yeah. So rest assured.
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This was my first time ever in my entire life seeing a live scorpion.
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Yeah, I don't know if I have outside of the zoo.
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I guess I've seen them like trapped or like for some reason growing up with a dead scorpion in a case
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as kids we had one.
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So I've seen them, but like this was a moving scorpion in my residence.
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And that was terrifying.
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So what did Jordan do with that?
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We kept in the Gatorade bottle for a while.
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My sister-in-law was really fascinated by it.
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She took lots of pictures of it so I can definitely post it online for you all to see.
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When I took the kids to bed, my brother and his wife said it free far away from our house outside.
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But it was a time.
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Well, that sounds like a real dilemma.
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I would have also been in the shrieking crowd with that one too.
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Hell yes. So today we are going to be doing a round of two truths in one lie.
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I've got three wires. Which one do I cut?
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I'll give you two truths in a lie.
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Oh wait, we don't have time for this.
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We do our playing game.
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Here go.
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And I'm doing it first.
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Yes, you are.
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So it's been heating up around here.
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Yes, it has.
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Tis the summer.
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And it will still be the summer when this episode comes out.
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And I've just been wanting to enjoy time on the patio.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Chill back.
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Have a gummy.
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Yeah.
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Sipa.
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Summer time drink.
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So I figured maybe we should do two truths in a lie about everyone's favorite summer time drink.
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Margaritas.
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Oh!
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Aye, aye, aye.
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So here we go.
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Statement number one.
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The first frozen margarita machine is on display at the Smithsonian.
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Statement number two.
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There is a skin reaction nicknamed margarita dermatitis,
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commonly caused by making the drink.
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Or statement number three.
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Jim Henson came up with the colorful designs of the Sesame Street characters at a Mexican restaurant,
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while on a quote margarita stupor.
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Oh man, I don't know why, but I'm going to go with
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A is the lie.
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And you are incorrect.
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Damn, was it B?
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It was actually three.
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Oh shit.
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Number three, okay.
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So the lie was that?
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Oh god, damn it.
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I was saying A, B, and C.
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And you were saying one, two, and three.
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I gotcha, don't worry.
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The third option was the lie.
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Jim Henson did not come up with Sesame Street on a margarita stupor.
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That was actually the guy who created Doug.
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Oh.
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So you know how a lot of the people in Doug have a bunch of colorful skin colors?
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Yes, skater is blue and what's her name?
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Patty mayonnaise.
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She's like orange.
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Orange-ish, like a bun kind of,
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like a hamburger bun color.
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So here's a little quote I have from his Wikipedia.
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In 1984, Jenkins career took a turn for the worse, as well as his personal life.
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He had a rough breakup and suffered injuries and a biking accident.
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During this time, he gained a new outlook on life,
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desiring to quote, "create a place where there was no overdue rent and no delinquent phone bills."
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He began doodling and forming the basis for bluffing 10, the central location in Doug.
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The characters early designs were solidified alongside friend David Campbell at a small Mexican
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restaurant in New York.
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He later credited the character's odd coloring choices from being in a margarita stupor.
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Holy shit, I love that.
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Did you watch Doug a lot growing up?
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Oh, I love Doug.
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Honestly, sometimes I think about this show as like my personal Doug,
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because he goes into his head and has like the Indiana Jones moments,
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and then he has a superhero quail man moments.
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I feel like sometimes these stories are just like my Doug stories in my head.
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That's a really good point.
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We do parody stuff, just like Doug does parody stuff.
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So I like this guy's energy, even though I know he was going through a dark time,
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he still made a weird children's show out of it. That's cool.
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I loved the hell out of Doug.
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I don't know what it was.
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Maybe it was his imagination and stuff.
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That really got me. I also liked the music.
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They said there was a real cynical nature to his writing for it,
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so maybe I should watch it again and give it a chance.
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Like here it is an adult because I'm kind of a cynical writer.
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Yeah, and now that I'm actually thinking about it,
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Doug in general was kind of not the happiest guy.
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He was kind of a sad kid.
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Yeah, he seemed kind of sad, kind of awkward, kind of self-conscious,
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kind of in his own head a lot.
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It probably would be good to watch that as an adult.
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Yeah, I wonder who he has up.
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So for the truth, the first frozen margarita machine
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is at the Smithsonian.
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God damn.
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This is from Wikipedia as well.
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The inventor was Mariano Martinez in Dallas, Texas in 1971.
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He adapted a Slurpy machine to making margaritas and dubbed it,
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quote, "the world's first frozen margarita machine."
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Wow, so it wasn't even like invented for that.
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It was just a slushy maker.
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They'd poured some alcohol in as well.
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And then he gets credited for it. I don't know what all he had to change to do that
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if it really was literally just adding alcohol to it or if he did more to it.
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I mean, it says he was an inventor.
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But the machine is now in the National Museum of American History
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part of the Smithsonian Institute.
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That seems so silly to me.
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I'm not going to lie, but it's fun.
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Margaritas are fun.
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Yeah, unless you get margarita dermatitis.
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Apparently.
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So coming from health.clevelandclinic.org,
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the science behind margarita burns.
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Next time you're sipping margaritas on the patio,
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be careful when squeezing that fresh lime into your drink.
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The parts of your skin that have been exposed to both the fruit and sun
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may be vulnerable to a margarita burn.
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Medically speaking, a margarita burn is known as
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phyto-photodermatitis, and it's a form of extreme sunburn.
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What does this mouthful term mean?
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Phyto means plant, photo means light, or sun,
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and dermatitis means skin rash.
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So phyto-photodermatitis is the skin's exaggerated response to the sun,
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resulting in light to severe blistering that may look like sun poisoning or rash.
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Okay.
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It is usually from citrus fruits that contain
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furo-cumarins, which is an organic compound
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that just does not mix well with our skin and the sun.
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It also gets it from celery and carrots, buttercups,
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fennel hogweed.
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I don't know how often you sit back and have hogweed, but
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you know, it's regularly on the menu at my home.
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Yeah, you can get these.
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I've never heard of that.
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I regularly squeeze limes on patios and had no idea.
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Yeah, dude, me too, always.
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So I know they're saying it's margarita,
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but are we just saying if you didn't have any alcohol or a margarita at all,
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and you had a juice with lime in it, is it the same exact thing?
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Yes, it's only called the margarita dermatitis because a lot of people on their back
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patios, like blending them up for summer things.
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It's the most common with people.
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It's like, well, I was outside having margarita.
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Having some margarita?
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They're like, fuck that margarita.
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Yeah, so it got the name just because that was the common cause mostly.
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Damn.
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So even if you're out there squeezing a lime into your corona out there at a hot
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baseball game or anything, anything like that at all,
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you just put on that freaking sunscreen.
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Try not to get that lime on your hands.
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Good lord.
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That's my turn now then.
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And I had a really fun time with this one.
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Today, I am going to give you two truths and a lie about vandalism done to the iconic Hollywood
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sign in the Hollywood Hills of LA, California.
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Before I do that, I got all of this information just from the Wikipedia page about the Hollywood
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sign. It was actually extremely informative.
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I wanted to give a brief little backstory about the sign.
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It was built in 1923 as a temporary advertisement for a local real estate development area.
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Did you know that?
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I did not actually don't know much about the sign, but I've always been curious about it.
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Yeah. It originally didn't just say Hollywood.
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It said Hollywood land.
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And it was a development that they were building homes in that area.
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And it was just going to be a temporary like, you can see it really good on this hill,
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you know, and come over here and buy a house.
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But because it became well known and a landmark for the area, they ended up removing the land
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at the end and it just remained saying Hollywood.
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The sign was repaired in 1949.
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It was completely rebuilt in 1978.
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It was repainted in 2005 and again repainted in 2023.
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Oh, cool huh.
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Spruce throughout a bit.
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She's nice and shiny right now.
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Trevin, are you ready?
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Which of the following words was the Hollywood sign not altered to?
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So there's been a few vandalisms where people have changed the word to something else.
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So which of these is the lie?
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Is it a, Hollywood, B, Hollywood, or C, Hollywood?
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This is fun.
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Okay, so I know it's not Hollywood because I was going to say that one as an example.
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I was going to be like, oh yeah, like Hollywood.
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Exactly.
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So sure, you're torn between Hollywood or Hollywood?
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I'll go with Hollywood.
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Is the lie?
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That's the lie.
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You are right.
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Oh yes.
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Good job Trevin.
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So that one I totally made up.
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No one has done Hully poop yet, but if it is ever done, can I just claim it here and now that
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that person was inspired by me?
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Yes, you can go down as an accomplice when they get arrested.
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Thank you.
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I'll take it.
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So A and B were correct.
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A little bit about the Hully Boob alteration.
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This happened on February 1st of 2021.
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Whoa, that's recent.
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Very recent.
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The sign was altered by the YouTuber Joug Squad and Instagram influencer Julia Rose to
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challenge censorship on Instagram.
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Because a lot of people been like, why can't I put my nipple on Instagram anymore?
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It was kind of about that.
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So the word Hully Boob is anything close to putting a nipple on a screen?
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I guess.
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It was their way to do it.
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I mean, I'm all going through the nipple.
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I just, I don't see how that fights the war very well.
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And then Hully Weed, which that was one that I knew.
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I remember it being done.
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And it's funny because it was actually changed to Hully Weed multiple times, not just once.
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The first time was in January of 1976.
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By Daniel Feingood, it was following the passage of state law decriminalizing cannabis.
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The sign was altered again early on New Year's Day in 2017.
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likely as an homage to new California law legalizing recreational cannabis.
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So it was actually changed to Hully Weed twice.
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That is so fun.
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It just made me think of Kevin Smith had a TV show that he tried to launch for like showtime
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called Hully Weed.
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Oh.
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But it didn't really take.
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That's quite the bummer.
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He really should have somehow latched on to that big demonstration somehow and made it a thing.
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Because that's a really funny name.
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Yeah, it is a fun name.
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But you know what else is fun?
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Hully Weed and these ads.
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And welcome back to the show.
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Hi.
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We already said this.
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It's my week to go first.
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And I've got a story that was actually requested by a few people.
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This was one that recently popped up in the news.
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Went very viral.
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So I can't really think everybody that told me to cover it.
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But we had multiple people come in.
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And I'm so glad that you did not come across it because I think you would have
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leapt at the opportunity.
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Oh, hell.
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Well, now I'm jealous.
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Did it come through our socials or email or both?
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Socials, I think.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, okay.
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I've seen some other people just sharing it as a meme too.
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Oh, yes.
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So that's another place where I'm like, oh no, what if you see it?
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If you know what I'm talking about, listeners already.
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We're in for a treat.
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And I can't wait to hear what you think of the story too.
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Oh my god.
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So news, viral, and recent.
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Here we go.
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To be human is to navigate a vast array of experiences.
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Trials and tribulations, moments of great success,
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pain, and everything in between.
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Whether the situation was unpleasant or ultimately rewarding,
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it's hard not to feel that its completion deserves a little treat.
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It just makes things better.
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In today's world, we've embraced a culture
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where even the smallest achievements warrant a celebration.
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Survive to Monday.
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Treat yourself to a Jack Daniels cold brew.
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Finally finish that inconvenient task you've been putting off.
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Maybe let the kids make their own dinner tonight.
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We crave praise and validation so much that we've turned every minor milestone
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into a reason for a prize.
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But this raises a crucial question.
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If a punishment can't match a crime,
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should we be celebrating achievements that don't match the accomplishment?
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Are we diluting the importance of our significant milestones by
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celebrating every minor victory with the same enthusiasm?
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It's one thing to reward yourself for getting a new job.
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But is it really necessary to have cake for dinner?
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Just for getting out of bed before noon?
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I need this.
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Our accomplishments start to feel less important when everything deserves a treat.
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Yet there's an even more frightening prospect.
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The excessive celebration.
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We've seen our fair share on this show.
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From a gender reveal kicked off with a gigantic explosion.
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To a young woman's birthday, commemorated with exposed breasts,
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and celebratory shots fired from a moving vehicle.
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It's fair to say that the lines between reasonable observance and unhinged absurdity
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often get blurred here.
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So today, as we dive into the world of over-the-top ceremonies and misplaced rewards,
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ask yourself, what happens when a celebration far outweighs the accomplishment?
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And when does a little treat become a big mistake?
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I'm the award for most masculine man of the month.
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The person who has exuded the least amount of emotion and greatest amount of strength
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goes to…
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From Roll, please.
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Joe, boy, it!
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Congratulations, Joe.
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You get your name framed on the wall for the next 30 days.
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Standing from his chair, the newly crowned, most masculine man of the month,
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gave a bow to his fellow co-workers.
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"I finally did it!" he thought to himself, maintaining a blank expression,
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so no one knew how excited he was.
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With the announcement made, Joe sat back down, knowing the all eyes were on him.
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He thought about how sore the other guys at his warehouse must be,
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knowing that, for the next month, they would drive their giant diesel-guzzling
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trucks while realizing they were no more than second manliest.
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"This identity is expensive."
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For the rest of the day, Joe lifted heavy boxes and completed all of his tasks
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with an ego so full you'd think it just went to a Chinese buffet.
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He held his head high and puffed out his chest.
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After sneaking away to take a 30-minute dump on company time,
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he put his sunglasses on the back of his head for style, swaggering like an 80s action star.
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"Look at world, there's a new man in town."
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As the work day came to a close, Joe took his newfound confidence home with him.
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He walked through the front door, dick first, as if he were led by the source of his masculine power.
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"Merry, his girlfriend, was drawn to his animal magnetism,
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like a tractor beam from a sci-fi film."
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"Something is different about you."
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"Merry said, dabbing away the precipitation from her chest."
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"And I really like it."
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Joe put his hands on his hips in a power stance.
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"Well, you're looking at the manliest man of the month at Big Boy Warehouse," he announced.
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"Merry looked at her accomplished partner. He had been trying to prove that he's the manliest
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since the day she met him. Finally, he did it. His toxic masculine behavior throughout the
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years paid off, and he was given the title of "Man." "Oh my God, babe, this is huge. We have to
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celebrate." "Merry exclaimed, jumping up from the couch." "No, we can't." Joe quickly interrupted.
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"As much as I am happy about my accomplishment, it's the most manly thing for me to put up a fight
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and act like you're inconveniencing me with wanting to celebrate my achievement. It's best that I
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treat your happiness with resistance before eventually giving in and celebrating me anyway."
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"Merry paused at Joe's rare demonstration of self-awareness, knowing that it would be at least
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an hour of arguing before she could get him to do the thing he truly wanted to do. But before
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she began stroking his ego to start the process, she got a great idea. With her hands gripping the
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bottom of her oversized house shirt, she quickly lifted and exposed her ample bosom. Joe's defense
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is fell, as she leaned in and said the most adductive thing she could think of. "Let's go get tacos.
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And after? I'll let you do that thing you always asked to do."
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Joe's body tensed up, causing him to inadvertently squeeze the dog toy he had bought on his way home.
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That act was saved for the most sacred of milestones. Occasion so sanctified, he had only seen one in
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the span of their entire relationship. He licked his lips, thinking of the pleasure coming his way.
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Not only did this mysterious sex act sound like a good time, but tacos on a Tuesday are always
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better than any other weekday. The cheese, the grease, the random table celebrating a birthday nearby,
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and the excuse to get drunk on a weeknight made Joe realize this had the potential to be the best
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night of his life. "I'll do anything you want, mommy," he said, wishing our story forward in time.
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The two sat down near the window at rodeo mexican restaurant.
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Mary scooted herself up against her man, pressing her warm body against him.
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"Whoa, you're really excited aren't you?" Joe asked, loving the closeness.
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"We gotta make room for Bart and Chelsea are."
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"What?" Joe quietly cut Mary off. "You better not be backing on that thing tonight."
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"You said?"
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"Relax." Mary said. "I'm not backing out."
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"I'm well aware of what I'm expected to do later tonight."
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"I just thought I'd share the occasion with our best friends."
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Joe began to relax as he did distort the chip in Aramican, a restaurant-style salsa.
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"Okay, good. Bart is probably gonna be pretty bitter about not getting the most manliest man of the
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month though. I mean, he just got that text as a decent truck. He probably thought he was owed that
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award." Mary rolled her eyes, thinking of all the times Joe reminded her of how dramatic women are
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before having her thoughts interrupted by Bart and Chelsea.
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"Hey guys!" Bart said excitedly. "Thanks for having us here to celebrate the big night.
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Most manliest man of the month. Joe, I never thought this month would come. I guess wearing sunglasses
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on the back of your head well into the night really does send a strong message."
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"I guess it does," Joe responded, quite aware of Bart's catiness. "I just took it one day at a time
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and wore sunglasses in a way that they weren't designed to be worn."
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"It's certainly not a Texas edition truck, is it?"
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The dinner went on with the two couples getting their own respective plates of tacos,
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and keeping their waiter very busy with chips and margarita refills. "Mass drinky pork bar."
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It was a taco Tuesday filled with good food, strong drinks, and tension so thick,
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it would need a carne asada stick knife to cut.
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Joe and Mary overindulged, turning their celebratory nature into increasingly bizarre forms of
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gloating. "Oops, my boob fell out of my shirt." Bart and Chelsea momentarily stopping their drinking,
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just watched the show. "Oh no, how did you nipple fall all the way into my mouth?"
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After Joe had already performed, mouth to boob resuscitation,
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Chelsea had her phone at the ready. Unsure of what the manliest man of the month and his girlfriend
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might do next. It seemed that Joe and Mary had reached the peak of their bizarre antics
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in the booth of the rodeo Mexican restaurant, until Joe remembered the special favor, coming his way.
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"You think that was hot?" Joe drunkenly announced to his friends.
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"You should hear about what risqué thing Mary is going to congratulate me with later."
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All eyes turned to Mary, who shrugged her shoulders in embarrassment.
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She squirmed, worried that the details of this intimate act might change our friends' view to her.
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But then she thought about how shit blasted drunk she was from housing margaritas all night.
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"Hear about it? Why don't we show them?"
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She said, ready to give her boyfriend his present early in the front of everyone.
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"Babe, we would need a funnel," Joe said, ever the realist when it comes to logistics.
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"Let's just ask him."
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Mary yelled, flagging down the waiter they had been abusing all evening.
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"Help me, I help you, ma'am."
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The waiter asked. Mary confidently asked,
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"Do you have any funnels in the kitchen or anything like that?"
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The waiter looked at the inebriated couple and considered how much he hated his job.
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Day in and day out, he dealt with bad tips and complaints about salsa being too spicy.
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He had missed his nephew's birthday from mandatory Cinco de Mayo.
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He could get a different job tomorrow if he wanted.
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Losing this one, maybe worth the story he could tell later.
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"Absolutely!" the man responded,
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"Let me see if I can find a funnel for your drunk ass."
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The waiter disappeared into the kitchen area, as Bart looked over at Chelsea, unsure of what they
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were about to witness. She pulled out her phone and hit record, framing her best friends from across
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the booth. Soon after hitting the red circle on her phone, the waiter returned and handed a dark blue
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funnel to Joe. Joe stood up, turning his hat backwards and giving his best 90s budwaiser bro laugh.
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Mary got on all fours in the booth, pulling down her pants to expose her butt cheeks and light red
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thong. Joe laughed again, lining himself up behind Mary and looking over at his friends.
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With one hand gripping the top of the funnel, he stuck the end in his mouth,
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then pulled it out and lined it up as if to insert in Mary's rectum.
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Chelsea continued to record her body giving every signal to take flight.
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"I'm just kidding!" Joe said, laughing at his humorous misdirection.
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With his crowd recoiling in fear, he placed the funnel at the shallows part of Mary's butt crack
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and lifted his margarita high. Finally, he was going to relive his fantasy of being like the hip-hop artist
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in the music videos. He was going to drink a margarita, poured right down his partner's booty cleavage,
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and the funnel was going to make the job a lot easier within the constraints of the vigno.
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Joe got into position, attempting to balance himself, the funnel, the margarita, and his head.
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Each time he'd lunch forward, he lost all coordination, looking more like a baby trying to dance.
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It couldn't be done. Mexican restaurant booths were not made with the ergonomics of drinking from an
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ass in mind. The funnel was a novel idea, but Joe knew it was now or never. His funnel technique would
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need to be perfected on his own time. Right now, he had his girls butt in the air, his friends
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recording him, and other patrons watching from across the room. It's not polite to stare, Henry.
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Going against everything his parents and teachers taught him, Joe discarded the funnel, and
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raw-dogged that booty booze, lime juice, tequila, salt, and ice, ran down Mary's cavern of curiosities,
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where Joe's mouth waited, attempting to seek nourishment. Joe drank it up, no crumbs, drunk on Jose
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and poo particles, he called out for assistance from the waiter. Excuse me, sir. We seem to have
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had a spill. He said, lifting his finger to his lips and making the face of a bad boy.
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The waiter brought Joe to hell, while Mary went to the restroom to clean herself off.
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"How did that lime get in there?" Everything got cleaned up, Joe paid for the dinner, and tipped with
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his new man money. And Mary left the restaurant feeling a little less vanilla than she once believed
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herself to be. Time went on. Joe's manliest man of the month title changed with the turning of
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the next calendar page. He was back to trying everything he could to be a man once again.
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While Mary was looking at herself, with a bit more confidence,
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everything seemed as it was before the celebration, until a call from Mary's mother changed everything.
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"I heard a rumor about you," she said with sadness in her voice, before going into full detail
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of what she had heard. With no specific spirit, she explained everything that had gone on,
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as if she were actually there. But the part at the end totally caught Mary by surprise.
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"I saw the video, honey. They're calling you one chuggers!"
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Mary's ass went colder than night she had a margarita in it. A abruptly ending the call.
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She jumped in her car and went to Chelsea's work.
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"I let my boyfriend drink a margarita from my ass in front of you in a Mexican restaurant
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in confidence." She yelled, stomping her way up to her friend.
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"I thought we had a nice time. I was at your wedding!"
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She continued to yell, "Listen, the whole night made me really uncomfortable,"
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Chelsea spoke for the first time in the story. "You all were so drunk.
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I didn't pour the margarita up your butthole."
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"It wasn't up my butt!" Mary interrupted.
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"It was down my crack."
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Chelsea sighed, "Either way, you did it in public. I'm sorry my sharing it made you upset,
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but you seemed pretty proud of it at the moment. It's been shared so much. I can't stop it now."
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Mary continued to yell at her friend, before making a threat that was more self-inflicting than she
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had originally intended. "Well, I'm gonna call the police and make them make you take it down."
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"Now."
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In April 2024, Georgia couple, Joe Boyette and Mary Sweat, were filmed by friends as Joe drank a
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margarita poured down Mary's butt crack at rodeo Mexican restaurant in Wakecross, Georgia.
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According to TMZ, the couple's antics began with Mary exposing her breasts, prompting Joe to put
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her left nipple in his mouth as she pulled him closer. Things escalated when they decided to attempt
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the margarita maneuver. Videos show a rodeo restaurant employee, bringing Joe a funnel, as Mary
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got down on all fours in the booth. Joe pretended to use the funnel before discarding it and going
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asked a mouth in front of his friends. The couple miraculously left the restaurant without any incident,
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but the video taken had viral aspirations. For the following 12 weeks, the original cell phone
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recording spread like wildfire among anyone who loves Mexican restaurants, margaritas, and butt crack
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content. Embarrassed and frustrated with the viral attention, Mary went to the police to complain,
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hoping to get the video removed. However, once police investigations uncovered the fanny feasting
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video, arrest warrants were issued. Within two days of the warrants being placed, both Joe Boyette
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and Mary Sweat turned themselves in. They were each charged with a single misdemeanor of public
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and decency. As this is a newer arrest, no punishments have been officially made. According to
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lowpezlaw.com, a class B misdemeanor in Georgia can earn you a maximum of six months in prison and
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a fine of $500. While a class A misdemeanor can result nut to one year in prison and a fine of $1000.
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In case you're wondering, no, I have no idea if Joe and Mary were celebrating anything specific.
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For all I know, Joe and Mary might be the most adventurous couple around, with every night filled
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with funnels, cell phone videos, and butt stuff. If I were doing something like this,
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it would have to be for a special occasion. Assuming this was a celebration, I can't imagine
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what accomplishment would warrant this level of observance. Honestly, making a rap video is the
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only milestone worthy of drinking from an ass, but maybe I'm just vanilla. With the rap video
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rule firmly in place, I'm throwing a flag and calling an excessive celebration penalty on this
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Georgia couple. Whether this was for a fictitious award or just a simple taco Tuesday,
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nothing deserves a public display of these proportions. I'm not saying the act itself is bad,
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or worthy of shaming. I just want the celebration to match the accomplishment.
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If you wake up having all your prayers answered, win the lottery and lose 20 pounds,
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buy all means, get your partner's consent, and pour a mudslide down her fudge maker.
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Shotgun a coolers light off her meat seat, or take a simple shot of rum from her bum. As Tray Song's
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aptly puts it, bottoms up. Oh, I love that song bottoms up. I thought you would. I know the whole
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Nicki Minaj rap part to that. Well, maybe one day will have to have you do it for the people.
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One day. One day. I'm actually offended because I am into Mexican restaurants, margaritas,
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and butt crack content. And I have not heard about this viral crime. I think it literally just went
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viral about a week and a half ago from the day we're recording this. Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay.
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I mean, that was before my trip, so I really don't have an excuse. Yeah, it was before your trip.
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I was so scared that you were gonna quickly just say the name and say I'm calling it first because
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I give you a grace period. Okay, you're like, okay, I'll give you two days time. You don't
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dip, it's mine. Yeah, if I got a ride, I'm right in this butt crack story. Damn, ma. I really kind of
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want to watch the video, even though I have to say that's very inappropriate to do in a Mexican restaurant.
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I will agree on that. But on the other token, if one of my friends in quotes takes a video of me and
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I'm hammer doing something idiotic and then post it online without me wanting it on there.
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That's not a real friend either. No, that's not a very good friend. I don't know how good a
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friend's they are. That's kind of why I wrote that they were sort of iffy with each other. Yeah, yeah.
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But she totally spread it and that wasn't making that up about him putting the funnel in his mouth
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and pretending as if to insert it. Yeah, he does that in the video. He lines up behind her and puts the funnel
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in his mouth and was like, and then what lines up? Oh God. He looks over at the camera like,
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does he do the bad boy thing? No, he doesn't do the bad boy thing.
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Where he puts a finger to his mouth. That was so funny when you said that. It just made me think
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of Chris Farley and I just wanted to put it in. I was hoping that D-Dull was true. Yeah, but a lot
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of the details are true. She really did whip out her boobs, did it the nip thing. Holy. And I know
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sometimes we write these silly body stuff in our stories. I say, oh, she got so hot and bothered,
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she just fluped a boob out for a moment. Yeah. But in this situation, when you see how that she
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acted when she got drunk, I could see her drawing him out to dinner by giving him a quick flash.
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Yeah. Sounds very making sense to me. It's all very inappropriate and everyone made mistakes here.
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Okay. But the betrayal and can I just say the Patreon I assume member is who you gave that friend
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role to, right? Oh yes, Chelsea. Thank you for being a patron. Chelsea R was it? I believe so.
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Yes. Even though you did have the role of being the uncomfortable friend that later snitched,
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we appreciate you, Chelsea, for being a felony level Patreon member. Thank you so much.
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If you guys want to be in our story too, you can. Just like Chelsea. Yeah. And you played a very
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integral part of the story because if you watched the video in a sense, you're watching it from your
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perspective. That's deep shit right there. But hopefully not too deep in that shit. If you know what I
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mean, ice cold. When you said her ass turned colder than the night of the margarita. Night she had a margarita
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in it. Oh my god. I died. And honestly, I would be really embarrassed if my grandmother saw a video of
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me doing that. Very embarrassed. I'm not saying that they were in the right because they were doing
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this all in public. I mean, if it wasn't Chelsea R recording it, it was probably anyone else there.
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You know, I just don't like that a friend put it on there. Yeah. That does suck. That's a very
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petty move. So what would you have to accomplish to drink a but margarita? Oh my god.
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To drink it off Jordan's butt or like a cute girl, but these are two different types of butt
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chugging, you know, let's go cute girl, but cute girl, but I wouldn't have to do much. Really.
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I'll do it for that sticker on the table right there. Honestly, god, it wouldn't take that much
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for me to do. Okay, well, how about this way? Let's put you in the girl's position. Okay. What would
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it take for you to be the margarita but. Okay, if Jordan came home and he was like, hey, baby,
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I'd just paid off all our debt. I'd be like, get me a funnel. What a real response. I like that.
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What about you? Oh my god. I don't know. You get us on number one on the Apple charts.
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If we are number one on the Apple charts, I'm setting it up and I'm going to be that friend
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Chelsea R. I'm going to be the friend that posted to our podcast social media if trevine and Emily
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do indeed do that. Okay. So viral. Wow. That was a good one. I'm a little offended. It didn't pop up
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on my feed because sounds like something I would enjoy. Mm-hmm. If it was anything related to salsa,
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I think you would have known. Yeah. I think you would have like felt it in the air. But then again,
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you did the ball sex salsa story and I hadn't heard of that one. That's a good point.
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You guys, we have something really exciting to share with you. Let's hear a few words from our new pod besties.
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Hey guys, I'm Jamie D.B. And I'm Jake Debtula. We're the host of the True Crime Podcast
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Strictly Stocking. We're at T from Podcast One. Each week strictly stocking gives stocking
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survivors the platform to share their stories in their own words. Do you know why survivors refer
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to stocking as murder and slow motion? Have you ever felt like you're being hunted by a stranger?
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Would you know where to turn if a stalker was living in your house and you didn't know?
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We're bringing you these stories to raise awareness about stocking and give you the resources to know
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what to do if you or someone you know is being stalked. So tune in to strictly stocking each week
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as we dive into the largely unknown crime of stocking. Listen on Apple Podcasts,
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Spotify or wherever you listen to your favorite True Crime Podcast.
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Check them out, creepy people. Their info is in our show notes.
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So I also have a story from the news. And right now I currently have, I mean it's a decent handful.
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I think both you and I do we kind of keep story ideas that we see in the news like a storage
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unit full of them, right? We have all these ideas in there. I probably have 200 tabs open up on my
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Google Chrome on my phone and I'm just like, boy you're playing a dangerous game. That is so dangerous.
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I just kind of will copy the main little bit of it and put it in a note folder. That's what I do.
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Because yeah, the tabs can be very scary. So I have a handful of these and I was going to go through
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them until one night I woke up. I was kind of in and out of sleep. I was about to fall asleep and I
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shot right up in my bed and I was like, what if there was a crime out there where this and this
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happened? I immediately looked it up, found this one. Also, I've been telling you Trevin how I wanted
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to do a story from the past. Yes. And this one does technically begin in the 1950s, but most of it
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happens in the 90s. So I'm going to say this is a win-win. This is the story that had it all for me
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in this moment. So anyway, without any other build up, here we go. Every individual assesses varying
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characteristics which make them unique. Maybe it's their rare ability to remember every single food
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item they had and on what day. I still remember the Tinder roast you made on March 12 of 2002.
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Or maybe they have a distinct cackle that serves as a GPS if you lose them in a crowd.
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But there is one way a person can lose all individuality from the moment they are conceived.
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And that is by being a twin. For a fraternal twins, independence can be stolen over years of being
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made to wear matching clothing to events. Identical twins are constantly called the wrong name
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by their loved ones. And can join twins only get half a say about what goes into their body.
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Although all twins share a connection of some sort, not all of them are similar in the eyes of the law.
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Today, I'm here to share a mostly true tale of how twinning turned to sinning.
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Rhae Dean Nugent and Jay Jean Nugent were twins born on July 13 of 1956.
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Jay was slightly bigger than Ray, shoving himself past a smaller twin to exit the birth canal first.
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They were fraternal twins, meaning they had slight differences in appearance. While Ray had green eyes,
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Jay had brown. Ray's hair was straight as an arrow, just like his rule following personality.
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Jay's hair on the other hand was wavy and wild, just like his rebel persona.
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Regardless of their differences, their full names and wardrobes were nearly identical of each other.
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The twins used the similarity to switch identities as needed while growing up.
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As adolescents, Ray would take math tests that Jay was afraid to fail.
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And Jay went to second base with Ray's girlfriend for him when he was too scared to make a move.
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Yet, the older the brothers got, the more they drifted apart.
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Ray wanted a normal, stable, and boring life. While it was clear that Jay desired an eccentric,
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transient, and bold existence.
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In 1988, Ray was in his early 30s and living well in the sunny state of California as a contractor.
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It had been a few years since he had last seen or spoken to his twin brother, Jay.
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Some of his closest friends would joke that his evil twin brother was all
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employed to get him out of trouble. This theory always caused the room to erupt and laughter,
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as Ray was nothing more than a delightful rule abiding citizen.
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It was after one of these calm hangouts with his friends that Ray got into his vehicle and drove
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himself home. He had made sure not to drink at the party, keeping his eyes steady and focused on
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the road and his hands at 10 and 2. He cruised at an appropriate speed, yielded to oncoming traffic,
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and even gave others the right way. Suddenly, an adorable squirrel darted out in front of Ray,
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causing him to swerve into a ditch. Luckily, Ray, his car, and the squirrel were all safe. Yet,
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a police officer pulled up behind him with their lights on.
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I see you had an accident and I came by to make sure things were all right. Have you been drinking
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tonight, sir? I swerve for a squirrel officer. I haven't had a drop of liquor and I can assure you
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that I mean no harm on the road. Were you aware that one of your headlights is now out?
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Good heavens no. I'll get that fixed right away. Before that, license and registration, please.
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Ray eagerly handed over his documentation, sure that he would be back on the road in no time.
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Only the encounter started taking much longer than he expected.
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Each long moment of waiting in the driver's seat,
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caused Ray to grow more worried about getting a ticket. His fears only intensified, when another
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police cruiser parked behind the first cop. After what seemed like a lifetime, the two officers came
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back to his vehicle. The first officer spoke again, with the second one standing behind her as backup.
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Sir, you have an outstanding warrant for a bank robbery and shootout. We are going to need you to
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put your hands behind your back and come with us. What? This has got to be some sort of a mistake.
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For five hours at the station, Ray pleaded his innocence to the officers.
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I promise I'm a good man. I follow all the rules. Have you checked into my evil twin brother?
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Maybe he has something to do with this. But the cops just continued to gather round and laugh and
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raise face. After hours of ridicule, one of the head detectives finally stepped in. His face looked
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stoic, with burrowed brows and a frowny mouthy. Mr. Nugent, it appears there has been a mix-up with
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your arrest. You see, when you told the officers that you had an evil twin brother, it sounded too
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ridiculous to be true. However, we have indeed found proof of your twin existing. What was your
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mother thinking naming you both Ray Dean and Jay Jean? I can't answer that question, but what I
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can't say is I'm ready to get out of here. Here's the contact information to a member of the FBI
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if you are to run into this issue in the future. Good luck out there, son. Must be rough having an evil
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twin. Five years had gone by, with Ray having only minor inconveniences with law since his first
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false arrest. Sure, he also experienced scorn unknown women claring and spitting at him on the streets.
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But he tried not to take offense to it. He knew it must be his twin Jay they were really mad at.
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Besides, he had a pretty great life of his own, regardless of what his twin may be up to.
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The year was now 1993, and Ray decided to drive down to Malibu for a beach day. He parked his vehicle
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under a shady tree and quickly walked toward the ocean. He had made it halfway there when he realized
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he forgot his sunglasses in his car. Ray turned back and was alarmed to see a policeman parked next
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to his vehicle. Sir, is this your vehicle parked right here under the shady tree? Why yes it is. I
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thought I had snagged quite the spot for a beach day. You know what else sits underneath this shady tree?
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A no parking sign, license and registration. Okay, but I have to warn you about my evil twin first.
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Look, I have an FBI contact card for you to call with questions.
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Ray reluctantly handed over his ID as the officer laughed off his warning and returned to the cruiser.
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Not five minutes later, two other police cruisers pulled up behind the first officer with their
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blue and red lights flashing. They stepped out, armed and aiming at Ray and shouted out demands.
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Sir, stepped out of the vehicle and put your hands up. Oh my god, not again.
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For years, Ray Dean Nugent had been mistaken multiple times for his twin
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Jane G. Nugent's crimes by police officers. Even though the twins had slight differences in
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appearances as they grew older, such as height, eye color and hair, it still became an issue.
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While Ray's record was clean, Jay had a warrant out for his arrest for a 1985 armed robbery.
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The robbery took place at the St. Laundry Bank and Trust Company in small town, Opelosa, Louisiana.
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Jay was accused of stealing $7,000 from the bank before engaging local officers in a gun shootout
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and then fling into the woods. So three years later, in 1988, when South Pasadena police pulled over Ray
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after a minor traffic accident, his twin brothers arrest warrant was incorrectly linked to him.
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Police held Ray for five hours before detectives discovered their mistake.
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They then released Ray with an apology and gave him an FBI contact number, should he encounter a
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similar problem. Get five years later, in 1933, a similar arrest happened after receiving a
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parking ticket in Malibu, California. Only this time, Ray was held for much longer.
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Despite receiving many calls from family in Arkansas, an Arkansas congressman, and an FBI agent
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assisted by Ray in the investigation of his brother, he was still jailed without bill on an FBI
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fugitive warrant from June 9 to June 22, 1993, a total of 13 days.
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Officials say that the length of time held was particularly due to a mix-up in fingerprints
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provided by the FBI and that it took nine days before Opelosa, Louisiana police, acknowledged that
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his prints didn't match the suspect. It then took four more days before he was released.
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Shortly after, Ray filed federal and superior court lawsuits against the Los Angeles County Sheriff's
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Department for what he says was false imprisonment and malicious disregard of evidence showing that he
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was not Jay. He was seeking $13 million in damages, a million dollars for every day he was kept
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in jail cells with dangerous gangsters. In the end, the board of supervisors agreed to pay Ray a
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settlement of $150,000 for wrongly putting him in jail for 13 days. Ray was quoted saying,
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"I love my twin brother, you know. I've never been angry with him, but I am angry about the way
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the police treated me. I didn't know fun on the streets when a policeman pulls a gun on you.
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I've always understood it, but I'm tired of understanding it."
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Authorities at the time believe Jay was somewhere out in the Canadian wilderness.
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The connection between twins is a mysterious and powerful thing. Used for good, it can create
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iconic movies or a lasting friendship for life, but used for evil, and it can consume the wrong person's
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entire identity. For all you twins out there, beware, having an uncontrollable clone running around
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is sure to come with double the trouble.
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I can see how the idea of it sprung you to make this search. That is a fun idea that we've never
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done anything like that before. It makes me think of that gripply's fact. You did that one time
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about the guy who didn't know he had a twin. Yes! I am very fascinated by twins. Yes, I did that
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fact where they had actually vacation to the same spot. All their lives and never ran into each other,
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which was crazy. This one, yeah, I specifically wanted to know if there had ever been a time where a
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twin was blamed for another twins' crimes. Yes, that has happened. I found a few of them. A lot of
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them were obviously more morbid crimes that we don't talk about. But this one grabbed me because it
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was an older one like I wanted. It had the twin thing that I was going for. Yes, there was a
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shootout involved, but no one was killed or anything. It was a robbery and a shootout. He was pulled over
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for the most ridiculous parking tickets and shit. I just thought it was perfect. It makes his brother
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the petty criminal, but at the same time his treatment is also the petty accident as well. Yes!
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I wasn't sure we were going to have another thing. Like a surprise or a twist. I was a second thing,
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yeah. I was kind of trying at the beginning to make you think that maybe I was trying to get back at
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you for fight clubbing me not long ago. I was trying to tease it. A lot of his friends thought his
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evil twin was made up. I was trying to throw little things in there. But the main thing was that
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his brother was a petty criminal. He technically was a petty criminal too because he kept getting pulled
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over by police for different things. Parking in bad spots. Then he also said that they were being
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petty criminals for keeping him for the 13 days and he ended up getting money. So there was like a
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lot of different attacks. I totally get trying to sue for a million dollars a day. If I had to lose
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that many days of my precious time. Yeah, I know. Oh my god. I can't imagine if that happened to me,
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I would just have to go back to work Monday. Nobody would be like, "Oh well, those bills don't have
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to be due." Oh, this doesn't happen. This dude still missed out on a lot of stuff. I know. 150,000. It's a
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good amount of money, but it doesn't reset your life. I know. I know. This was not the first time.
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These were the only two times that I had documentation of. In one of the articles that I found,
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it did say that this had happened many other times. That's why when I was kind of going through time,
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I was like, "He had a few interactions, but nothing horrible." Then I just talked about those. But
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apparently this was a very common thing in this guy's life. He had an FBI contact. He had the
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Senator of whatever of Arkansas vouching for him. There were all these people and still nobody
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listened. It's bizarre. One of the most frustrating things in the world is when you can communicate
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something and nobody seems to hear what you're saying or process what you're saying. I'm a person
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who overcommunicates because I try not to have a lot of drama issues because I feel like communication
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solves that. For him to say, "I have an evil twin," or, "Hey, I have this FBI card, a legit
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FBI card." At least just call this FBI card before you put me in cuffs. I know. For that to still fail
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that has got to feel so helpless and awful. I can't imagine how frustrating that situation must be.
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The dialogue that I wrote, I did purposely make it sound a little more far-fetched. I doubt he was
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like, "I have an evil twin brother." But having the FBI card. Still, he had something and I get that
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that can seem maybe made up too for someone who's desperate, but all they had to do was call the damn
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number and take it seriously a little. Even if that guy wasn't in the office or went to somebody
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who was there, I'm sure they could be like, "Oh yeah, the dude's got a weird tie in with this guy."
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Easy. Yeah. So I'm glad he did get paid, but it was definitely not the payout he was asking for.
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No. I was hoping he would at least just get the one millie. No, not even one millie. Damn.
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A millie, a millie, a millie. No, none of that. Gosh dang trevine. Do we have a connection?
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So this is the only thing I had. I was kind of just following all of the different back story of yours,
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so I was kind of missing some, but I do have one connection for sure. Sun glasses. Sun glasses.
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My manly men were so manly because they were the sunglasses on the back of their head. In the way
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it wasn't designed to be made to be cool. In one year's instances Ray had to go back because he forgot
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his sunglasses on his car. Oh my god. See, I forgot about that part of my story. I'm like,
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what did I tell sunglasses? Yeah. Yeah. I needed a way to get them back there quickly for storytelling
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purposes. I mean, technically my guys didn't have sunglasses either, so. Yeah. No, made up. We felt
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it was a good plot device. Made up sunglasses got us to the plot for you all. So stay shady out
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there friends. And you know, it's a summer episode still, so maybe we just had summer and sunglasses
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on the brain. Honestly, the summer is coming to an end on this very month at some point. So yeah,
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I get it. I get it. Well, I hope everyone out there is having the best week. And just remember,
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no matter the crime, big or small, in the end, we're all doomed. Doom to drink a margarita from a dish.
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Thanks. See ya. If you hate ads about movies in the movie theater, then come on over to Patreon.
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We are ad free. Come on over and join the fun. And if you had a good time down in Beaver Lake,
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why don't you share photos with us on social media, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook or threads,
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Live Laugh Larsony. And if any of you out there are a twin and have been charged for their
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petty crimes, send us your petty crime story to Live Laugh Larsony at gmail.com.
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And radar show the same way the couple from my story would rate their experience at rodeo
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mechs in restaurant. Five stars, they still brought them a funnel. Radar show wherever you
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rate podcasts, Apple Spotify or good pods.
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Likely as an homage to new California law legalizing recreationable.
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Let's keep this recreationable.
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Oh my god. Okay. Likely as an homage to new California law legalizing recreationable.
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No, I did not just say recreationable a game. Yep. Recreation.
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*sniff*
